Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

LMAO HER now has "improved terf control"
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Since everyone who doesn't want to date troons is a terf according to them, HER is now a troon only app. I don't think most penisbians are going to like that but lesbians will never date them anyway.

I bet "JK Rowling is my favorite author" now counts as troonphobic because only troons decide what's troonphobic and that means everything they don't like.

Edit: The HER makers made a poll about what problems troons have on HER and the biggest was that lesbians didn't want to date them. Then the HER Twitter account called lesbians terfs. Absolutely disgusting & insane.Screenshot_2022-04-01-00-32-19.png
Fuck this trans infested shithole of a "dating" app. Everything troons touch turns into insane garbage.
 
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Have any of these dating app creators ever responded to statistics showing that the vast majority of normal people won't date trannies? I'd be surprised if they didn't know so it makes no economic sense to ban the majority of your customers for making a simple statement of fact about their preferences, especially when you can filter for other criteria such as height etc. Either there's something about the economics of this that I don't understand or they are just that ideologically captured.
 
Looking at these profiles, I don’t really care what these people look like or the goofy stuff they’re into. I could overlook that stuff. It’s that they’re almost without exception awful people. It’s like they share the same brain. They’re the kind of people who’d use their institutional power to get somebody fired for a mean tweet whilst claiming persecution. And the fact they can’t see an issue with putting themselves into lesbian communities, that they put their validation before respecting the boundaries of others.

Imagine living in a timeline where a man can punch a feminist and be celebrated for it because he was wearing cat ears and a skirt.
 
This isn't an issue that's exclusive to transgender individuals, but I'll never understand how people can put the most unflattering pictures of themselves online in the attempt to find a partner.
Every picture of them is unflattering.
The only difference I see here are cone-shaped moobs, his initial sentiment was correct.
This guy kind of passes as an ugly woman, so I'll give him that.
 

I want to say that River is a joke profile. But this is Clown World and you can never be too certain.

I assume most of these guys end up fucking each other because no one else would want them.
 
I assume most of these guys end up fucking each other because no one else would want them.
Sadly, most of them don't because they aren't attracted to men. On r/actuallesbians men are regularly complaining that there are troons everywhere. If these men would truly think of each others as women they would all shut their ugly troon maw & date each other. Instead it's just screeching & reeeing that the real women are rejecting them.
 
It's always a bit sad when you see one of the older troons who looks like he'd have been that sweet, jolly, portly old grandpa who truly loved his wife of fifty gazillion years and who should be wearing a cardigan, puttering around in his little allotment shed and maintaining his gardening tools with his cat or dog following closely at his heels.

And then you see that dude in a wig and cat ears begging to be anally raped by a real-life actual lesbian uWu and another part of anything good and true dies in the world. *sigh*

@garbage cake: I look forward to seeing what else you have in your archives of hilarity and horror. :semperfidelis: If we can't have Bryli right now, we can at least have his orbiters on Her.
 
LMAO HER now has "improved terf control"
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Since everyone who doesn't want to date troons is a terf according to them, HER is now a troon only app. I don't think most penisbians are going to like that but lesbians will never date them anyway.

I bet "JK Rowling is my favorite author" now counts as troonphobic because only troons decide what's troonphobic and that means everything they don't like.

Edit: The HER makers made a poll about what problems troons have on HER and the biggest was that lesbians didn't want to date them. Then the HER Twitter account called lesbians terfs. Absolutely disgusting & insane.View attachment 3130929
Fuck this trans infested shithole of a "dating" app. Everything troons touch turns into insane garbage.
I'm really, really glad I'm not a lesbian because the amount of shit they have to put up with from every corner of society these days is astounding. Imagine if straight men had this much pressure put on them to suck dick, shit would get ugly very quickly.
 
LMAO HER now has "improved terf control"
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Since everyone who doesn't want to date troons is a terf according to them, HER is now a troon only app. I don't think most penisbians are going to like that but lesbians will never date them anyway.

I bet "JK Rowling is my favorite author" now counts as troonphobic because only troons decide what's troonphobic and that means everything they don't like.

Edit: The HER makers made a poll about what problems troons have on HER and the biggest was that lesbians didn't want to date them. Then the HER Twitter account called lesbians terfs. Absolutely disgusting & insane.View attachment 3130929
Fuck this trans infested shithole of a "dating" app. Everything troons touch turns into insane garbage.
This is great honestly. The more HER panders to troons, the more they’re going to alienate their actual lesbian user base until only the troons remain and we all know they aren’t gonna fuck each other.

That’s my optimistic thinking anyways, but it’s hard to think straight with all this vomit in my mouth after I read “lack of knowledge about trans experiences” as an issue troons are having with lesbians. Fucking really? Isn’t that the same thing straight men say to lesbians who just “haven’t found the right guy yet?” Hahaha no sweetie, you don’t actually dislike trannies, you’re just inexperienced : ) Barf.

As for “fetishization”—like every transbian profile isn’t fetishizing the idea of womanhood? Didn’t I just see one not even a page back that said something to the affect of “well golly gee I just wanna get together and show you my panty collection and maybe we can watch Legally Blonde together like girls do!” And acting like lesbians are just thirsting to hop onto their ladydick because they’ve been repressing their cocklust all this time—woah, woah, form a line, ladies ; ) I don’t hate men and I don’t hate genuinely trans people, but troons are the bane of society and no one would have sex with them.
 
lack of knowledge about trans experiences”
I would say it's not a lack of knowledge that makes lesbians (& sane people in general) avoid troons. Quite the opposite; the knowledge about trannies & their lies & insanity is what gets them rejected.
  • "Girl" dick doesn't exist
  • Sex can't be changed
  • Troonbians are and will forever be men
  • the whole autogynephilia horseshit
  • Srs doesn't create the genitals of the opposite sex, it just horribly multilates the original ones
  • Troons are always lying
  • etc.
The more you know about this trans crap, the more you have the urge to avoid troons & their brain damaged ass kissers.
 
Piss-warm take: The troonsbian invasion and conquering of hookup apps is doing more good than harm in the bigger picture.

1) It's deterring at least some people from using degenerate means to go shopping for other human beings the way you'd shop for a fucking couch online.
2) It's teaching more people what trannies are all about; particularly a marginalized demographic that has a higher chance of gaining sympathy than muh huwite, cis-het men that the trendy retards love to hate so much.

E: typo
 
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The troonsbian invasion and conquering of hookup apps
Not just apps. Troons are also constantly complaning on Twitter that they can't get dates. This resulted in the Superstraight (& superlesbian/supergay) internet movement. While it was short lived it shows just how many people are sick of troon bullying & whining.
 
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