Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[Vingle]

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Where's Putin-Sama?!

 

[Gay Mouth]

WE DID IT REDDIT!

 

[mensch]

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WE DID IT REDDIT!

Pretty sure Lego did not do that. It was a retailer that makes custom minifigs. I guess it does raise the question - would the consoomers still buy that stuff if it's not official, even if it's objectively cooler? Or does the brand name reign supreme? As a grown ass man, i'll admit i've bought some unofficial WW2 minfigs before. You can got a whole platoon for the same price as a handful of official minifigs. I like to think that the passionate autism of custom Lego is above mindless consoomer culture, but I guess some might consider it equivalently vaginal repellent.

 

[Yaks]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Pretty sure Lego did not do that. It was a retailer that makes custom minifigs. I guess it does raise the question - would the consoomers still buy that stuff if it's not official, even if it's objectively cooler? Or does the brand name reign supreme? As a grown ass man, i'll admit i've bought some unofficial WW2 minfigs before. You can got a whole platoon for the same price as a handful of official minifigs. I like to think that the passionate autism of custom Lego is above mindless consoomer culture, but I guess some might consider it equivalently vaginal repellent.

Custom minifigs are very popular from my understanding.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Our favorite sports gamer Troydan is back now consuming Taco Bell food that contains 10,000+ calories. And I must say:


Yes, he actually shaved his eyebrows after losing a game of NBA 2K in a challenge of some sorts.

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.

 

[Valkorion]

Our favorite sports gamer Troydan is back now consuming Taco Bell food that contains 10,000+ calories. And I must say:

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Yes, he actually shaved his eyebrows after losing a game of NBA 2K in a challenge of some sorts.

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.

How the fuck does someone consume that much food? I'd be barfing my insides out after half of that.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.

He kinda reminds me of the Borg Queen.

 

[HahaYes]

How the fuck does someone consume that much food? I'd be barfing my insides out after half of that.

They probably do barf it all out off camera, or they go the nikocado route and become the definition of a sphere.
Or both

 

[Kuchipatchi]

How the fuck does someone consume that much food? I'd be barfing my insides out after half of that.

It's Taco Bell so it'll go right through him.

 

[WULULULULU]

How the fuck does someone consume that much food? I'd be barfing my insides out after half of that.

And you wonder why there are so many fatties, mukbangs were and are still a mistake.

 

[glass_houses]

Our favorite sports gamer Troydan is back now consuming Taco Bell food that contains 10,000+ calories. And I must say:

View attachment 3131135Yes, he actually shaved his eyebrows after losing a game of NBA 2K in a challenge of some sorts.

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.

I enjoyed watching that way more than I should have. Watching him squirm and writhe was oddly satisfying.

How the fuck does someone consume that much food? I'd be barfing my insides out after half of that.

He said he vomited four times.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Our favorite sports gamer Troydan is back now consuming Taco Bell food that contains 10,000+ calories. And I must say:

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Yes, he actually shaved his eyebrows after losing a game of NBA 2K in a challenge of some sorts.

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.

He mentioned he's from Canada and there's not many Taco Bells in his providence. Are there no Mexican's in Canada? The way he falls apart eating Taco Bell and mispronounces common Spanish names like Baja tell me salt & pepper are the hardest spices he had.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

IT'S TIME TO CONSUME.

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This is Lisa Courtney, the record holder for the biggest pokemon collection. Between 2016 and 2021, her collection went from 12,127 items to 21,000.

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Ron Broomfield with 1,600 gnomes. Though to be fair to Ron, who is pictured delightfully in the back dressed as a gnome, he's been working on that for 50 years, so not even remotely as bad as it could be. He consumes the gnomes, but they don't consume him.

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Ta-Bo, who rents a 3 bedroom apartment in Tokyo for his over 100 love dolls. He can fuck each of them 3 times a year if he wants to get through all of them.

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Yvette Dardenne with over 60,000 tin boxes.

I just remembered this exists in my city. Creepy as fuck but suposedly it was just a gag thing that turned into an art piece and most are recovered from the trash and giveaways. .

And there's a truck version too. The truck is actually older than the balcony. Two different guys but they are friends or something i think.

 

[Cable 7]

I just remembered this exists in my city. Creepy as fuck but suposedly it was just a gag thing that turned into an art piece and most are recovered from the trash and giveaways. .

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And there's a truck version too. The truck is actually older than the balcony. Two different guys but they are friends or something i think.

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Don't forget about the Island of the Dolls

 

[Valkorion]

I enjoyed watching that way more than I should have. Watching him squirm and writhe was oddly satisfying.


He said he vomited four times.

I found the part where he said that. When I said I would be barfing my insides out after half of that, that meant I would definitely stop eating after that happened. But this guy? He resumes eating after having puked, and does that for four times. If I were his doctor, I'd give him a reaming if I caught wind of this.

 

[glass_houses]

I found the part where he said that. When I said I would be barfing my insides out after half of that, that meant I would definitely stop eating after that happened. But this guy? He resumes eating after having puked, and does that for four times. If I were his doctor, I'd give him a reaming if I caught wind of this.

People have done far stranger things than just eat and vomit in the quest for money and attention.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

You could even pretend you were on Hoth if you really wanted to.

I like the way you think.

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This is fake.

 

[Valkorion]

People have done far stranger things than just eat and vomit in the quest for money and attention.

That is true, unfortunately. This particular thing just immediately struck me as very unhealthy, though.

 

[Shig O'nella]

He mentioned he's from Canada and there's not many Taco Bells in his providence. Are there no Mexican's in Canada? The way he falls apart eating Taco Bell and mispronounces common Spanish names like Baja tell me salt & pepper are the hardest spices he had.

To be fairer to him than his attention seeking soy ass deserves, I fell apart both times I've had Taco Bell and my go to comfort food is a good chicken madras.
Taco Bell is some foul shit.

 

[Gay Mouth]

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