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Jesus, does he think we're gonna bomb the fucking hospital or something?
Surgery 12/17/2015 - Phil Lies About Imaginary Doctor, Fabricates Surgery That Will Never Happen
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Soon Kiwis, soon we will enact our grand plan...
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If it was anyone else I'd say they were trolling but yea, Phil's mental state has degenerated to he point where he's basically playing a real life Jace running around and hiding from imaginary enemies.
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He's so desperate for any attention. What a pathetic little potato.
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Somewhere in northern California, a dumpster is filled with the squeaking and bouncing of a potato man masterbating furiously to the idea of being even more of a taxpayer money wasting useless annoyance.
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You're a sad, desperate little man Phil.
How about an interview? I'll listen and be your friend.
How about an interview? I'll listen and be your friend.
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He's got to be trolling now, no one can be this stupid
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i bet we'll know the name of the surgeon when the consult ends in "sorry mr. delici, you're not an ideal candidate"
dude will be shrieking it from the rooftops
dude will be shrieking it from the rooftops
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The sad thing is, if Phil sees this he'll think you're serious.
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Phil still doesn't realize that there are security guard kiwis. Is he sure he wants extra security?
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Philthy seems to have forgotten than anarchists are none too fond of cops (and vice versa).
Ideological consistency only when it's convenient, as usual. Shine on, you magnificent bastard.
Ideological consistency only when it's convenient, as usual. Shine on, you magnificent bastard.
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Yes, because if there's one thing you can count on, it's people valuing the safety of the homeless.
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Dude, I'm the desk in front of you, we should discuss Intel later.
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He believes we are going to kill him, Hitman 47 style when in reality the infection is going to do the work just fine
Pd: i remember a mission in one hitman game where you have to kill some dude having a surgery in a fortified secret hospital i think phil want something like that
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Doctors can't ethically work on anyone who is unhygienic, disgusting, and prone to infection. This means Phil will always be Phil no matter how much Phil posts about it online.
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If Phil wants a ton of security for the operation that's totally fine but he really should know that the assassination was scheduled for after he was released. That way he can die as he lived... a man with no balls.
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What happened to "all my heroes killed cops" now? Hooves, you should have an anarchist collective escort of bicycle lesbians instead of filthy police driving capitalist cars.
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If the hygiene and health issues don't knock him out of the running, explaining to the doctor that he will require a police-manned security barricade to protect him from kiwis will.