Artcow Sirius Orionus / SaganFan1983 / Timothy Michael McHugh

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Even without the fucked up Animal-titty sculptures. I'd still consider him a lolcow because of his hateboners. Seriously, all this hate for Star Wars and Bluth's last animated feature for petty reasons? Sign me up!

ActualKiwi said:
@Locksnap Any idea what his absolutely obsessions with giant-boobed clay models is? Also giant boobs with fucking shark fins on them?
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Fetishes? I dunno. I don't recall autistics (not even the ones we know of) ever fapping to tits with shark fins as nipples. But I guess there's a first time for everything.
 
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My top 10 most loathed characters are listed as follows:

10) Chuck Norris characters:

Chuck Norris is a right-wing Conservative Christian gun nut and he sucks hard.

9) The Morlocks (HG Wells' The Time Machine):

These troglodyte Hannibal Lectors manipulate and feed on the Eloi. Unlike Vegan activists who hate all meat eaters, I have taken a myriad of other factors into consideration in my condemnation of the Morlocks. But I have to say, the Morlocks were very well-conceived, developed, and written because HG Wells was a genius.

8) All positive portrayals of Chris Columbus:

The real Christopher Columbus was a serial rapist, pedophile, disease giver, tyrant, sadist, terrorist, and mass murderer. All positive portrayal of Chris that anyone can ever muster only lie about the historical figure by denying the historical evidence against him.

7) Preed (Titan A.E. Toxicity):

This guy is a hard ache character from a movie that has earned my wrath.

6) Ellen Ripley (Alien Anthology):

This woman is the star of a series of four movies within a horrific xenophobic military sci-fi franchise. She gets almost everyone around her killed for the sake of suspense. If you want a good interstellar woman, check<img src="cdncache-a.akamaihd.net/items/…"> out Captain Kathryn Janeway of Star Trek: Voyager. Janeway is far better than Ripley.

5) Master Chief (Halo):

This soldier is the star and symbol of the very popular military-industrial complex sci-fi gaming franchise known as Halo.

4) Sam Tucker (Titan A.E. Toxicity):

This guy was the head of the hubris-soaked Titan Project thus both he and his Titan are just as guilty and responsible for the pointless destruction of our planet as the Drej themselves were in the movie. If I found the Titan, I would blow it up as punishment for the destructive hubris.

3) Cale Tucker (Titan A.E. Toxicity):

This annoying, obnoxious, undisciplined, and insufferable bastard is the main protagonist in the poisonous Titan A.E. Cale wold have been in the brig had he been on either the Enterprise or Voyager. If he were on a starship that I commanded, I would throw him in my brig.

2) The Drej (Titan A.E. Toxicity):

These ill-conceived villains are just bland vindictive marauders who destroy for totally empty reasons. In the third season of Star Trek Enterprise, the Sphere Builders had a lot more reason to destroy Earth than the Drej did. That is because the Sphere Builders were defeated by the Federation in the 26th century from which they came and they went to the past (22nd Century) in an attempt to prevent their own defeat. The Sphere Builders manipulated the Xindi to destroy Earth for them.

1) Mr. Harry S. Plinkett (RedLetterMedia):

This character is not just a fictional character, he is an Internet persona for RedLetterMedia. Plinkett made lengthy nitpicky ragefests against the Star Wars Prequels and had the audacity to call them "reviews". King Plinkett has incited an enormous aggressive wave of online harassment and cyberbullying directed against Star Wars Prequel fans. Plinkett is the reason why the Star Wars fanbase is still divided over the Prequels to this day. This nostalgic purist anti-Star Wars prequel fanaticism is dangerous. There have been threats of violence against Star Wars prequel fans ranging from threatening to assault Prequel fans and their kids to SICK IN THE HEAD Patton Oswalt threatening to kill George Lucas with a shovel. I am NOT making any of this up!
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Trying to decide what's more autistic between that list in general, the fact that he still hates Plinkett for his Star Wars prequel reviews and says that it's somehow part of this huge division creating rabid anti-prequel Star Wars fanboys, or the fact that he had the audacity to say that Janeway was a better female protagonist than Ripley.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Four out of ten characters are from Titan A.E. One of which literally only shows up at the start and in on screen for maybe 2-3 minutes if that.

I'd call that autistic but I don't feel the term goes far enough.
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Well, if that list is literally half Titan A.E hateboner and half missing the overall point (Pretty sure Chuck Norris, Ellen Ripley, Plinket and Master Chief aren't cartoon characters). Autism is probably the wrong thing to describe it. In fact, I don't even know what to call it other than shit, it's that bad.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Well, if that list is literally half Titan A.E hateboner and half missing the overall point (Pretty sure Chuck Norris, Ellen Ripley, Plinket and Master Chief aren't cartoon characters). Autism is probably the wrong thing to describe it. In fact, I don't even know what to call it other than shit, it's that bad.
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It probably started out as all Titan A.E. related but then he relented and started adding in other characters off the top of his head in an attempt to make it seem more fair.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
It probably started out as all Titan A.E. related but then he relented and started adding in other characters off the top of his head in an attempt to make it seem more fair.
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But still, why the fuck would you even consider two "real" people, a video game character and an internet reviewer cartoons?
 
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I can easily tell he never watched the Alien movies, since Ripley tended to be the most "with it" character in it. Plus xenophobic? The aliens are a parasitic race who can only really destroy; they are monsters through and through.

And he only hates Harry since his autistic obsession with the CGI slop from said prequels having boobs got him mocked by people, and he's incapable of understanding other's viewpoints due to no theory of mind.
 
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Adamska said:
I can easily tell he never watched the Alien movies, since Ripley tended to be the most "with it" character in it. Plus xenophobic? The aliens are a parasitic race who can only really destroy; they are monsters through and through.

And he only hates Harry since his autistic obsession with the CGI slop from said prequels having boobs got him mocked by people, and he's incapable of understanding other's viewpoints due to no theory of mind.
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I also doubt he's played Halo since the description he gave for Master Chief is literally just explaining what he does. Not even a reason why he hates him unless he's also got a hateboner for the franchise because it reminds him of Star Wars and/or Titan A.E.
 
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what's with his hatred of Titan AE? I mean I haven't seen the film, but I can't think of any reason he would hate it this much?
 
Autistic brand loyalty applied to politics to the point of having a hateboner for Norris? I really don't recall him sperging about his politics to anyone who didn't ask. And he took an ex-president skydiving for his 90th birthday. That's just cool.

Plus, you know if there's trouble he'll walk by and everything will explode and the good guys will be saved, just like in that documentary film The Expendables 2.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
I also doubt he's played Halo since the description he gave for Master Chief is literally just explaining what he does. Not even a reason why he hates him unless he's also got a hateboner for the franchise because it reminds him of Star Wars and/or Titan A.E.
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He seems to just hate military style stuff, probably through osmosis of what his parents spewed at him. Plus what @Rin said about him jacking it to the beasties. He probably wants some Elite and Hunter cleavage, or a gravemind with boobs. But that dang dirty Master Chief just keeps killing them before he can properly fantasize about it.
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what's with his hatred of Titan AE? I mean I haven't seen the film, but I can't think of any reason he would hate it this much?
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That genuinely is a good question. I've seen the film, and while I don't remember too much of it, I don't remember anything in it being immediately hateable. What autism does he operate that makes it the worst(TM)?
 
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Adamska said:
He seems to just hate military style stuff, probably through osmosis of what his parents spewed at him. Plus what @Rin said about him jacking it to the beasties. He probably wants some Elite and Hunter cleavage, or a gravemind with boobs. But that dang dirty Master Chief just keeps killing them before he can properly fantasize about it.

That genuinely is a good question. I've seen the film, and while I don't remember too much of it, I don't remember anything in it being immediately hateable. What autism does he operate that makes it the worst(TM)?
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From what I could gather he hates it for a couple reasons.

1) The Earth blows up at the start.
2) The Drej, the alien threat, only blew it up because of the Titan.
3) The Titan is a device that can build planets.
4) The aliens are afraid of humans for reason #3.

So without the Titan having been built the Drej would never have tried to destroy the Earth and everybody would be happy.
 
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