Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Solid Snek]

Not Irish, but Irish literature is one of my areas of study and you kind of have to research the history to figure out some of the references. I think this Flatass Eileen is a reference to/ other name for what's usually called Cathleen ni Houlihan, who's the Irish version of Uncle Sam for the US or John Bull for England--a personification of the country. The legend goes that an old woman appeared at a house to ask for the help of their son in fighting for her, resulting in his martyrdom. After his sacrifice, she is rejuvenated into a young, beautiful woman. It's kind of a folk tale legitimized by the play written by W. B. Yeats and Lady Augusta Gregory, and people really went nuts for the story during the Celtic Revival in the early 1900s. I guess it's kind of like the Irish version of "Remember the Alamo."

That's interesting! I think she was one of the possible national heroines listed on Wikipedia, but I couldn't find any evidence that she was connected with any medieval Queen Gormflaiths, nor associated with a woman in a blue dress at all, so I assume Cathleen ni Houlihan is a different character entirely from what Lou is thinking of.


Also note the lack of face tattoos, giant muscles, and perfectly spherical hypertits:


Hey Ireland, why you no commission some furry porn artist to redesign your Uncle Sam? Send the reference sheet straight to Michael Higgins, so we will!

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Gaaaarrrrr, lurvley tits!

(side question: how many Irish people ACTUALLY SAY "feck", as Lou does when he's trying to Be a Boyo? I've heard it was a thing prior to Father Ted, but do Irish people still say that, or is it outdated slang?)

And comparing Jada having Alopecia to Bruce Willis suffering from debilitating cognitive dysfunction is a pretty brainless take, and extremely insensitive.

Oh, shit!

I assumed it was a reference to Bruce Willis being bald, but you're right; Bruce Willis has recently been making the news for having that brain condition RLM was speculating about (like, as of today, as of the time Lou was making that comment the announcements were trending), so Lou is almost certainly comparing alopecia to dementia.

Hard archive for that Tweet, because GOD DAMN, that's so much worse now.

https://archive.ph/Jbf5z

 

[blanketdog]

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As if we needed more proof he doesn’t regret his scamming, lying and overall being a horrible person. This would have been a great chance to list all the things he has been called out on and say he would change his actions and never do those things etc. But it doesn’t cross his mind. Big surprise.

What ever happened to equality? If men and women are equal then that should mean women can take a few bald jokes as well.

Oh, women absolutely can take the jokes. It wasn’t Jada after all who went after Chris, was it? Men need to let go of their ‘need’ to defend women over things they don’t need to be defended from.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou's foray into taking writing commissions has been hindered by the fact that he has no talent or creativity:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1509547821409656833 | https://archive.ph/wip/cUjp5

Wasn't there a Trans Day of Specialness just last week or something? Anyway, you should give Lou money because of it:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1509530729775960075 | https://archive.ph/wip/EkeMt

 

[The Dude]

As if we needed more proof he doesn’t regret his scamming, lying and overall being a horrible person. This would have been a great chance to list all the things he has been called out on and say he would change his actions and never do those things etc. But it doesn’t cross his mind. Big surprise.


Oh, women absolutely can take the jokes. It wasn’t Jada after all who went after Chris, was it? Men need to let go of their ‘need’ to defend women over things they don’t need to be defended from.

No, Jada made Will do it. If you watch the video of it happening Will was originally laughing about it until he looked over at the shrew that's been cucking him for years, saw that she was pissed and was looking at him like "You gonna let him get away with talking about me like that?", then Will slowly stopped laughing and went up to slap Chris Rock. I personally believe he did it because he believed it was an opportunity to take back some of the masculinity he's lost due to Jada sleeping around behind his back for years with young men the same age as their son. However, it could be that Will is so pussy-whipped and broken down at this point that he's basically Jada's cuck slave and attack dog at this point. But I lean more to it being because Will lost his shit from the years of humiliation and shame, couldn't very well take it out on Jada or tell her to lighten up, so he took it out on Chris Rock.

Edit: And to absolutely no one's surprise, Louie believes that the best way to help make gender-bent lunatics feel visible is to give them your money. And by "give them your money" what Louie really means is "Give ME your money!" How that will help crossdressing attention whores feel validated is anyone's guess, but this is Louie Lard-Ace we're talking about. This is the guy who insists that spending other people's money like it's going out of style on frivolous bullshit like multiple iPads, laptops, and other expensive electronics is somehow more beneficial to his mental and emotional health than getting actual psychological therapy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Postmodern yarmulkes:
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You wear a mask, yet you won't go on a fucking diet or even clean the dust off your fan.

In the last picture, Lou showed us his beard that he was just wearing a procedure mask, anyway. That's to protect people from you, not to protect you from everyone else, so it's not appropriate if you're a place that everyone isn't practicing source control.

Not trying to derail into a mask fight; this is relevant because Lou has stated in the past that he needs KN95s and used their cost to grift. He even said that his mom agreed. Where'd those KN95s go, then?

And couldn't he pick up some of the free N95s that the government has provided at pharmacies? I know that Lou's so debilitated that he has to have his meds delivered from his pharmacy, but he apparently goes to Walmart in the flesh, so he could pick up some of those N95s at the Walmart pharmacy. Before he goes home and pays money to have his own pharmacy deliver his medications.

I don't understand a lot about Lou. Maybe it's because, as a real woman, he's bad at math and likes shopping?

Wasn't there a Trans Day of Specialness just last week or something? Anyway, you should give Lou money because of it:
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Oh no! Lou did a nonbinary erasure!


Anyway, I repeat: if Lou's so poor and Irish, why isn't he eating potatoes and cabbage?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Anyway, I repeat: if Lou's so poor and Irish, why isn't he eating potatoes and cabbage?

There's an ongoing potato famine in Lardassville, Pennsyltucky, that's why. Check your non-Irish privilege and send Lughaid Domnhall Gágliardhe a bottle of Teeling Single Pot Still.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Anyway, I repeat: if Lou's so poor and Irish, why isn't he eating potatoes and cabbage?

Because our #Disabled #Trans #FEMALE #Retinopathic #Furry #Queen Louis Dominic Gagliardi III can only live off a diet of spaghetti (Which he HATES how his mom gives him EVERY DAY, by the way), chicken wings, and Mountain Dew (DIET to be specific, our #poor #trans #FEMALE Lou is also #diabetic and #retinopathic so he can't have regular Mountain Dew)

Lou's foray into taking writing commissions has been hindered by the fact that he has no talent or creativity:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1509547821409656833 | https://archive.ph/wip/cUjp5

Yeah, we've already been through this one before. Tl;DR: Lou only writes forgettable-at-absolute-peak TF stories in a sea of TF stories where the most prominent story of Lou's is where he himself (yes, Lou actually self-inserts in this story) hates his current living situation and something happens that makes Lou turn into a big titty muscle cat (just take whatever version of Ace/Diana/Alex he's LARPing as during the current moment and insert this into his story) and then he is happy with the outcome. Something, as I brought up earlier in this post, isn't that great in a fandom where people who became furries earlier than Lou claims to be older than seemingly have more writing experience than Lou. Mind you, this is going off of Lou's tracked Twitter history where his first interactions with the fandom were all the way back in 2014 in spite of claiming to be in the fandom since the late-90's to early 2000's.

 

[Solid Snek]

In the last picture, Lou showed us his beard that he was just wearing a procedure mask, anyway. That's to protect people from you, not to protect you from everyone else, so it's not appropriate if you're a place that everyone isn't practicing source control.

Not trying to derail into a mask fight; this is relevant because Lou has stated in the past that he needs KN95s and used their cost to grift. He even said that his mom agreed. Where'd those KN95s go, then?

And couldn't he pick up some of the free N95s that the government has provided at pharmacies? I know that Lou's so debilitated that he has to have his meds delivered from his pharmacy, but he apparently goes to Walmart in the flesh, so he could pick up some of those N95s at the Walmart pharmacy. Before he goes home and pays money to have his own pharmacy deliver his medications.

lol, I was thinking the same thing. He "needed" the KN95 masks when he was broke and couldn't afford them ("nothing is mandatory, but my family is in danger and will die if I don't get donations"), then he suddenly DIDN'T need them when Denise decided to buy some, and Lou realized that meant less holiday $$$ for him and his presents ("she's wasting money!")

Since then, he hasn't said fuckall about the better masks - much like he hasn't mentioned Ukraine or Nazis in a few weeks.

But I don't really blame Lou, as he's not got much space in his brain, and he needs to stay topical if he wants to get those viral trending begposts. Masks are out, teaching sex to kids and slapping black people is in; like his ancient Cherokee ancestors, Chief Lou must follow the buffalo herds wherever they wander.

Anyway, I repeat: if Lou's so poor and Irish, why isn't he eating potatoes and cabbage?

Aunt Carol, I love you. But please don't ruin Townsends for me.

I do NOT want to spend every episode imagining 18th Century Lou making salt beef pottage or whatever, then eating an entire three months' supply in a single sitting, leaving the rest of the settlers to die.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also note about the US government N95 masks: from the pharmacies/stores with pharmacies I've been by they're literally sitting in an unattended box in the vicinity of the doors. If Lou felt he needed them, he could grab a whole bag, the same guiltless way he spends hundreds on electronics he "needs."

Aunt Carol, I love you. But please don't ruin Townsends for me.

I do NOT want to spend every episode imagining 18th Century Lou making salt beef pottage or whatever, then eating an entire three months' supply in a single sitting, leaving the rest of the settlers to die.

I suspect the natural quota is a maximum of one Lou-sized guy per low-tech settlement. They're already feeding Ryan, who is holding up his side of the tradition by being jolly, and diligently cooking/baking.

But speaking of Nature's wisdom, I think that if Lou eats everyone's food in an early colonial setting, they're going to go Donner Party a couple hundred years early.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Also note about the US government N95 masks: from the pharmacies/stores with pharmacies I've been by they're literally sitting in an unattended box in the vicinity of the doors. If Lou felt he needed them, he could grab a whole bag, the same guiltless way he spends hundreds on electronics he "needs."

I suspect the natural quota is a maximum of one Lou-sized guy per low-tech settlement. They're already feeding Ryan, who is holding up his side of the tradition by being jolly, and diligently cooking/baking.

But speaking of Nature's wisdom, I think that if Lou eats everyone's food in an early colonial setting, they're going to go Donner Party a couple hundred years early.

I mean, if we're talking a Donner Party situation, Lou by himself could probably feed an entire colonial settlement for a couple of weeks, maybe even a month or two with careful rationing. They'd just have to wash him thoroughly first and use plenty of herbs for seasoning.

 

[Solid Snek]

Also note about the US government N95 masks: from the pharmacies/stores with pharmacies I've been by they're literally sitting in an unattended box in the vicinity of the doors. If Lou felt he needed them, he could grab a whole bag, the same guiltless way he spends hundreds on electronics he "needs."

I suspect the natural quota is a maximum of one Lou-sized guy per low-tech settlement. They're already feeding Ryan, who is holding up his side of the tradition by being jolly, and diligently cooking/baking.

But speaking of Nature's wisdom, I think that if Lou eats everyone's food in an early colonial setting, they're going to go Donner Party a couple hundred years early.

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Dear #TransatlanticCrowdFund. I am a #disabled #transindian #femaletwinsoulbobcat of the Cherokeean clan, living with my mother and eighteen nephews and nieces in colonial Pennsylvania. I suffer from slow-acting scurvy, but King George - villainous old Roundhead that he is - does not recognize this as a disability worthy of giving alms.​

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Upon my barber-physicians' orders, I am currently seeking a bowl of spaghetti and loseyns, a humor-balancing meal from my ancestral home of Ireland. Unfortunately, due to typhus and Indian attacks, the only men in the settlement still able-bodied enough to craft such a dish, the Townsends, are demanding a full day's labor in their pumpkin fields as payment for the food! Tyrants and Jacobites, the lot of them!​

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That is why I am asking, but not demanding, three heads of cattle and a barrel of freshly-packed nutmeg, to be delivered to my mother's plantation house by coureur des bois no later than one fortnight from now. Christian virtue demands I confess that I may trade one or all cattles for prayer books and lewd etchings of bobcats in heat, but I will not apologize for my mental hygiene, nor for the sating of my lusts, which is matter between myself and Christ.​

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Please! Good sirs, I implore thee! Seventeen settlers have starved since last winter, and I myself am down to almost thirty stone-weight - barely the size of two large hogs, practically skin and bones, and unlikely to last even a decade more of such privations!​

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Nothing is mandatory, but as the great pastor Jonathan Edwards says, "There is no Want of Power in God to cast wicked Men into Hell at any Moment", and unless you call upon your free will to beseech Christ's help for me in this, my very hour of need, then verily you shall learn that there is nothing between you and Hell but the Air, and 'tis only the Power and meer Pleasure of God that holds you up.​

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[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Literally shaking right now.
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Why would someone pay for something that they already get for free? God forbid he even tries to do something, anything, for his money, ever.
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He must be wasting away, with no money for food and all. Useless bank info that proves nothing coming at midnight!
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plz? I also didn't notice before that he's showing a picture of fucking almond flour price labels. First, he obviously doesn't use almond flour to make spaghetti or stevia koolaid or tacos, the only things he makes. (Or, realistically, his dead and also abusive and transphobic mommy makes for him.) (Also, what the fuck does he use his bedroom ketchup for? Does he put it on the tacos? The bedroom ketchup haunts me like grandma's concentration camp tattoo.) It's also got to be the most expensive flour they have at Walmart. It also really has nothing to do with "eating healthy" like he said when he first started showing these pictures, as he's not allergic to gluten, so has no reason to not use regular fucking flour. Celiac disability grift incoming?
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The obvious answer is "insulin shots".

 

[Spoonomancer]

Literally shaking right now.
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Considering Lou's behavior to his mother it would not surprise me, as shocking as it may sound, that Lou has either:
1. Just watched as someone more closely related to his neighbor helped his neighbor out, since it sounds like this person needs actual help.
2. Lou somehow harmed this old woman because she was asking for something small and Lou thought he had to give her his #tramscrowfunds

He must be wasting away, with no money for food and all. Useless bank info that proves nothing coming at midnight!
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Literally who is asking for this bank info? I don't think anyone in this thread is saying "Lou hasn't posted his bank statement in a while therefore he MUST be getting government money". Besides, the first isn't the only day of the month SSDI gets paid out according to the attached PDF file, taken straight from an official government website. Something I like to point out each time Lou talks about disability, note that Lou is saying Disability and pretending that SSDI doesn't exist. Another thing I'd like to point out is that Lou is going to post this stuff at midnight knowing full well that SSDI payouts don't happen immediately at midnight.

Also, Lou since I know you read this thread: You do not need to buy your dog treats every time you leave the house, you can do more than make your dog a fat fuck to make it love you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

(Also, what the fuck does he use his bedroom ketchup for? Does he put it on the tacos? The bedroom ketchup haunts me like grandma's concentration camp tattoo.)

Spoiler: nsfw

I want to know about the ketchup, too. Bedroom ketchup is this thread's CROATOAN, its STENDEC, its tamám shud, its whatever those two Brazilian dudes were doing with lead masks.

 

[capsaicin]

Why would someone pay for something that they already get for free? God forbid he even tries to do something, anything, for his money, ever.
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It's been done, Lou, and Patreon blocked it back then

 

[Solid Snek]

Spoiler: nsfw

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I want to know about the ketchup, too. Bedroom ketchup is this thread's CROATOAN, its STENDEC, its tamám shud, its whatever those two Brazilian dudes were doing with lead masks.

Well, I didn't see any jars of vaseline, did you...?

 

[The Dude]

Considering Lou's behavior to his mother it would not surprise me, as shocking as it may sound, that Lou has either:
1. Just watched as someone more closely related to his neighbor helped his neighbor out, since it sounds like this person needs actual help.
2. Lou somehow harmed this old woman because she was asking for something small and Lou thought he had to give her his #tramscrowfunds

Literally who is asking for this bank info? I don't think anyone in this thread is saying "Lou hasn't posted his bank statement in a while therefore he MUST be getting government money". Besides, the first isn't the only day of the month SSDI gets paid out according to the attached PDF file, taken straight from an official government website. Something I like to point out each time Lou talks about disability, note that Lou is saying Disability and pretending that SSDI doesn't exist. Another thing I'd like to point out is that Lou is going to post this stuff at midnight knowing full well that SSDI payouts don't happen immediately at midnight.

Also, Lou since I know you read this thread: You do not need to buy your dog treats every time you leave the house, you can do more than make your dog a fat fuck to make it love you.

Of the few times Louie has posted screenshots of his bank statements, not once has he posted anything from his savings account. It has always been his checking/debit account. It makes it pretty obvious that whatever form of financial assistance he's getting from the government is likely being deposited to his savings and he's neglecting to post his balance history to hide the fact that he's on welfare of some sort. Or he could be getting his welfare in the form of a debit card instead of monthly checks. Lard-Ace thinks he's being slick and clever, but he isn't fooling anyone. It's obvious by now that he's getting some kind of payout every month, most likely disability benefits or welfare of some kind, or possibly survivor payments from when his dad died. There is no way he's grifting enough money every month with how horrible his reputation and notoriety has become to be able to afford the expensive shit he regularly buys, and the notion that he has some wealthy benefactor buying his monthly iPads and computers because they want to make Louie happy is just ludicrous.

And his constant "I need to get my pupper some snackos!" thing is aggravating. It's most likely another one of Lard-Ace's bullshit lies, trying to play off the sympathy of others for animals. But even if he's being honest, pets don't need treats. Most pet treats are basically junk food for animals, and even the healthy treats should be given out only occasionally. Treats of any kind should never be part of a pet's regular diet. A healthier and more financially responsible option if one wants to give their pets a treat or to aid in training as a reward would be to use pieces of the pet's regular food, but only a few pieces. Not a meal sized serving. The pet isn't going to know or care that its their normal food instead of Beggin' Strips or Snausages or whatever. Unless they're spoiled to the point of expecting a certain kind of pet treat in addition to their regular food.

Speaking of being financially responsible: if Louie is so fucking broke that he has to beg for money to buy food, then why is he even talking about buying dog treats? I know he's most likely lying about the whole thing, from not having any food to eat and being too poor to afford food, to wanting to buy treats for the family Shit Bull. My point is why is he trying to scam people with his "I have no food and can't afford to buy any!" lie, and then adding dog treats to the grift? People who can't afford to feed themselves certainly shouldn't be buying Pupperonis. They should be concerned about their own nutritional needs first and foremost, and as long as their pets have regular food then treats shouldn't even be considered because pet treats are a wasteful expense when you're too poor for groceries. People who can't afford to pay their bills and keep themselves fed can't afford pets...period, full stop. Caring for even one pet properly and responsibly, especially a dog or cat, is fucking expensive. You've got food expenses, vet bills, vaccinations, hygiene and grooming, licensing with the local government body, and so on. Anyone who can't afford to properly support themselves is being negligent and needlessly cruel to animals by having pets. Pets are a luxury. If Louie insists on lying about being too broke to feed himself then he's being a fucking moron by even mentioning his pets, especially in mentioning buying pet treats.

And yes, I know that Mama Gags is the one who does everything for the family pets (though it's doubtful she's getting them regular checkups, making sure their vaccinations are current, and paying all the fees to have them licensed), and any time Louie brings up needing money for a pet it's 100% bullshit and he just wants money for himself. My point is that the Lard Golem is a fucking moron and putting his whole "I'm so poor!" narrative in jeopardy by even mentioning expenses for his pets.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Uh........that's been happening for awhile now. It's called a twitter account.

And it's your dead mother's dog. She can buy it treats.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Denise's last post was in Feb. Perhaps Louis killed them all and ate the bodies

 

[Slowbro]

Once again Lou manages to break another expensive item, has he even replaced the fan yet? You'd think he would be more careful with the fancy items his mysterious benefactor gifts him monthly.



He posted his bank info as promised, he didn't spend as much as he did last time it looks like so he probably planned this out. The Amazon grift is still going strong since he bought an item then got credit for it, I wonder what it was?