Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[mindlessobserver]

Bollocks! You expect us to believe that?

Why don't you believe it?

 

[White_N]

Emmanuel Macron could not free himself from the handshake in time — and was forced to communicate with the military. The president made a promise that he will never fulfill: to clear the country of illegal immigrants.

In a dialogue with the authorities, in addition to tractors, a strong handshake is useful.

It's sad and funny when the members of the French Foreign Legion care more about the country than the native French.

 

[Vesperus]

My theory is it was Airwolf
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It's quite possible the Ghost of Kiev is actually the ghost of Jan-Michael Vincent. Has anyone seen them in the same room? Didn't think so.
Or maybe the Ukies have superior 80's synth rock to the Russkies.

Either way, fuck you for giving me an ear worm.

 

[Narcotics]

Bollocks! You expect us to believe that?

Have they, though?

Some Russian troops still in Chernobyl exclusion zone, Ukraine says

Some Russian troops were still in the "exclusion zone" around the Chernobyl nuclear power station on Friday morning, a day after ending their occupation of the plant itself, a Ukrainian official said.

www.reuters.com

"Russians were seen in the exclusion zone this morning," Yevhen Kramarenko, who heads the agency in charge of the exclusion zone, said in televised comments on Friday.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Emmanuel Macron could not free himself from the handshake in time — and was forced to communicate with the military. The president made a promise that he will never fulfill: to clear the country of illegal immigrants.

In a dialogue with the authorities, in addition to tractors, a strong handshake is useful.

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It's sad and funny when the members of the French Foreign Legion care more about the country than the native French.

He'll kill all the wahaboos in Minecraft.
That's why he opened his own official server.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Why don't you believe it?

Radiation isn't magic. Chernobyl happened nearly 40 years ago and tourists have been cleared to visit since 2011. The local wildlife is all fine (actually in better health than it was in 1985) and there's barely even any reports of anomalies in the fabric of space-time around the site.

Unless they sneaked into the reactor room to lick the fuel rods, or got under the sarcophagus and tried to hump the elephant's foot, chances of random Russian E-1's getting radiation sickness from being in the vicinity are about zero. Also, this claim about radiation poisoning comes from our ever-reliable friends in Ukranian intelligence so

 

[JosephStalin]

Yo, Vlad. Don't declare war on Ukraine and attack their country, and your country won't be attacked. The area governor can STFU.

U.S. official says Ukrainian helicopters attacked oil depot in Russia

Russian governor says Ukraine attacked an oil depot inside Russia

archived 1 Apr 2022 14:37:28 UTC

archive.ph

And you can draft as many kids as you want, but we both know it will take months to get them combat-ready, even as cannon fodder.

Russia Drafts Nearly 135K Soldiers, Says They Won't Go to 'Hot Spots'

Russia will bolster its army with 134,500 newly drafted soldiers, and history says the move has nothing to do with the Ukraine war.

www.newsmax.com

Russia Drafts Nearly 135K Soldiers, Says They Won't Go to 'Hot Spots'…

archived 1 Apr 2022 14:35:53 UTC

archive.ph

Dude, declare victory and go home before you damage your regime and Russia beyond easy repair.

 

[Mr Cuddles]

Why don't you believe it?

Because the dose you need to get within a short time to experience ARS is >500 mSv. The disaster at Pripyat saw roughly 170 ARS cases and that's after the reactor core exploded. The New York post is claiming that dozens to hundreds of Russian troops have been exposed to >500 mSv in an environment that would have been 30 micro Sv/hr at most. The place was a tourist destination for the best part of 20 years now and people would go around with Geiger meters all the time. The levels of radioactivity in Pripyat aren't that much different than normal 3-5 micro Sv/hr which is less than you would receive on a plane flying 30,000 feet above sea level.

Any" real hotspots" ( anywhere where readings would be in mSv/hr) are buried beneath the sarcophagus. The Red Forest is "hot" but again only hot in the sense that in some areas you might find readings in the 40 micro to 100 micro Sv range. Simply, there is virtually nowhere at the facility and its surroundings that could cause ARS. So, I call bollocks.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I will say, I will try this at least once to say I did. It looks edible enough.

It's edible, but you're not going to be filled with a desire to try it more than that one time. It's pretty meh.

 

[Narcotics]

Shite, it seems borscht wasn't that far on his prediction.

Ukraine asks EU, British, Japanese and U.S. central banks to ban rouble transactions

The governor of Ukraine's central bank urged the central banks of the European Union, the United States, Japan and Britain to ban transactions in the Russian or Belarusian rouble over Russia's war on Ukraine.

www.reuters.com

Only copium argument i can think of is that just because ukraine tells other countries to do something it doesn't mean they'll follow (see NFZ, planes) but seeing as how germany, france and company are against paying in bananas then who knows.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Radiation isn't magic. Chernobyl happened nearly 40 years ago and tourists have been cleared to visit since 2011. The local wildlife is all fine (actually in better health than it was in 1985) and there's barely even any reports of anomalies in the fabric of space-time around the site.

Unless they sneaked into the reactor room to lick the fuel rods, or got under the sarcophagus and tried to hump the elephant's foot, chances of random Russian E-1's getting radiation sickness from being in the vicinity are about zero. Also, this claim about radiation poisoning comes from our ever-reliable friends in Ukranian intelligence so

I hate having to constantly reexplain this. Beta Waves, 1 meter ionizing range, most fallout buried under the soil of the red forest, lethal if breathed in.

 

[White_N]

Here the Israeli ultra-left publication Haaretz calls for a total rejection of the money of Russian billionaires-Jews - under the heading "How the dirty money of Russian oligarchs corrupted the Jewish world," linking it all with the events in Ukraine.

Jews refuse the "dirty money of the oligarchs", fucking clown world.

 

[Übertroon]

Do you think anyone knows what's happening at the Northern front? Something is getting blown up at least. I just can't tell if its Ukrainians or Russians, or the Russians blowing up whatever they can't bring back

 

[NynchLiggers]

Can a local slavnigger translate the first pic?
also fucking weebfags poisoning everything they can.

 

[Borscht]

Can a local slavnigger translate the first pic?

"Surrender and return home alive.

Call your family and say: I am okay, I was taken prisoner. I am alive, warm and well-fed. I was given amnesty and 5 000 000 roubles (62 500 USD) for giving up my weapon. I will be back once everything is over.

Use this hotline to find out details about what to do if you wish to surrender".

I am not sure how that is going to work after Ukraine was shown gouging prisoner eyes, shooting them in the knees, their chief medical officer saying prisoners will be castrated on live TV AND, as the cherry on top of the shit sundae, Ukraine telling EU it will not stick to the Geneva convention earlier this morning.

 

[Vesperus]

I hate having to constantly reexplain this. Beta Waves, 1 meter ionizing range, most fallout buried under the soil of the red forest, lethal if breathed in.

Ahh. And these Beta Waves have been building up in the soil all this time, have they? Gosh, that sounds bad.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Here the Israeli ultra-left publication Haaretz calls for a total rejection of the money of Russian billionaires-Jews - under the heading "How the dirty money of Russian oligarchs corrupted the Jewish world," linking it all with the events in Ukraine.
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Jews refuse the "dirty money of the oligarchs", fucking clown world.

This whole war is just "I don't know who's Jewing who" on repeat.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I hate having to constantly reexplain this. Beta Waves, 1 meter ionizing range, most fallout buried under the soil of the red forest, lethal if breathed in.

That's just fag-talk gibberish. Chernobyl happened in 1986, fam. How radioactive do you think the topsoil in a forest of non-mutated-cannibal trees is likely to be after 40 years of rain and particle decay. People think radiation works like Jason Vorhees or something

 

[Arc]

This whole war is just "I don't know who's Jewing who" on repeat.

The war of the JewBearPig

 

[Vesperus]

That's just fag-talk gibberish. Chernobyl happened in 1986, fam. How radioactive do you think the topsoil in a forest of non-mutated-cannibal trees is likely to be after 40 years of rain and particle decay. People think radiation works like Jason Vorhees or something

But dude, people are breathing in the Beta Waves! It's just science!