4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

I just remembered he got like $8,000 or so for selling his flurk. Do you think he's already pissed through that money on Makers and pills? Or is he using some of that to put on the April Guntfest?
 
Ralph is currently having a meltdown in broad daylight outside of the Blaze studios.
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He's dancin' alawgs!!!
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Ralph is currently piss drunk outside of Blaze studios demand to be let in. He's showing his gunt to the security car passing by and he's winded from yelling and pacing back and fourth angry on camera. More updates on Wigger news to follow soon

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edit: He's now singing Colt 45 by Afroman. I assume he's taking a shot everytime he steps off camera because he's starting to stumble and slur his words
 
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MeltyTW said:
I'm still loling, you just know some poor faggot kill report fan will have deluded themselves into thinking ralph can take a joke or even some banter. i predict some pathetic guntlicker is going to be tossed out on his ass if pig isnt lying about security because he wanted to april fools ralph a bit or accidentally says something close to something ppp would say. I still think hes lying about security, imagine (if this isnt a lie he seems to have only gone to dalls in reality because a fan lived there) giving someone a bowling alley for the day for cheap or just in general if ralphs lying and then the piggy little midget demands your alley be turned into a thug police state where bikers beat your shit in for saying ade won or calling gunt fat.

edit lmfao i just realized if no alogs go that means ralph is essentially just listing out all the threats hes leveraging against his own fans and no one else. he is bragging about using lowlife thugs to harass and threaten his own fans lmfao
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And don't forget to cover the windows, too. A few tubes of marine grade fish tank sealant make excellent crayons for car windows too. And again, the pro knows to clean the windows first with a little acetone to get a really good bond! It only takes a few seconds to write "Gunt" with them. Don't forget to add sprinkles, too...

Ralph needs a customized window sticker I think. Remember not to get that sealant between the window and the wiper blades, it tends to bond to other plastics rather well!

All of these great products are available at your local Walmart between the heffers and hardware isle!

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He bitches out last minute because he's scared of Nick and Elijah, then drives right to their HQ to yell and scream at them demanding he be let it, then calls them cowards and pussies cause they won't let him in after he cancelled on them.

He doesn't have a brain. It's just mashed potatoes in his skull. And they've aged poorly over 36 years.
 
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