4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

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Ralph Frank Hassled the Blaze

gotta respect it, I hope he does the same to Gator and Metokur
I disagree, Frank Hassle is a known troll, so to take him seriously is retarded. Ralph is known to be violent, a heavy drug and alcohol user, be vindictive and he already threatened violence towards people on that show. Hassle has fun, while Ralph is has been brought so low by everything that it wouldn't be a surprise if he went out on a shooting spree like the ragepig he is. To not take his showing up out of the blue after cancelling serious would have been retarded.
Keep in mind: All time low viewers, his bowling alley thing failed miserably, second cancelled wedding, second child which will drain his income born, first child proven to be his, maybe stuck with child support he cant pay long term, his face is permanently disfigured because he tried to own Warski, Alice rape and simp saga, bitching out on a show and being laughed at by everyone, most of that in the last week or two? Thats alot for anyone to handle, especially if you are a public figure. I give credit to Ralph for not having a public meltdown at this point.
 
I disagree, Frank Hassle is a known troll, so to take him seriously is retarded. Ralph is known to be violent, a heavy drug and alcohol user, be vindictive and he already threatened violence towards people on that show. Hassle has fun, while Ralph is has been brought so low by everything that it wouldn't be a surprise if he went out on a shooting spree like the ragepig he is. To not take his showing up out of the blue after cancelling serious would have been retarded.

You are really trying to push a narrative, in such a way that I can’t have a reasonable back and forth with you
 
I give credit to Ralph for not having a public meltdown at this point.
how is sperging out like a tard outside blazetv not a meltdown? how is bragging about having ussr style thugs to beat you for telling a good natured fat joke not a melt down?
I disagree, Frank Hassle is a known troll, so to take him seriously is retarded. Ralph is known to be violent, a heavy drug and alcohol user, be vindictive and he already threatened violence towards people on that show. Hassle has fun, while Ralph is has been brought so low by everything that it wouldn't be a surprise if he went out on a shooting spree like the ragepig he is. To not take his showing up out of the blue after cancelling serious would have been retarded.
Well theres also the fact theres no reason to engage with ralph. he has fuck all views and smells like shit and gets grease everywhere like a snail.
You are really trying to push a narrative, in such a way that I can’t have a reasonable back and forth with you
well i mean its true. gunt is a violent drug addict retard. if you let that ragepig insane powderkeg psychopath near you or your employees or colleagues then you are a retard.
 
So just how many uppers is he going to be on today? He did a 21 hour drive and partied that night and said he’s going to party again last night. Assuming with little to no sleep in between and given his heart condition are we going to see a Ralphamale heart explosion today or a massive sun setting of Ralph passed out
 
Imagine Daddy Dax right now. He did not want Ralph bringing Alice around because she endangered his opsec. Ralph did it anyway. Now Dick sees Ralph not only his a huge security risk but is showing off his banking details to random e-thots to impress them.

Ralph is going to have to be giving him rim jobs at the Thrift Giant tonight or I’m afraid this might be the last bromance date between Dax and Ralph.
 
Imagine Daddy Dax right now. He did not want Ralph bringing Alice around because she endangered his opsec. Ralph did it anyway. Now Dick sees Ralph not only his a huge security risk but is showing off his banking details to random e-thots to impress them.

Ralph is going to have to be giving him rim jobs at the Thrift Giant tonight or I’m afraid this might be the last bromance date between Dax and Ralph.
I don't know about that. Seems like Dax has settled into Gator's former janitorial role quite nicely.

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Alright today is the big day. On January 11th/Janurary 17th Ralph made the following tentative plans about the event (this is before tickets went up) saying it could change but the tone was this would be the biggest event ever. Very confident that one tweet is all it would take to get the place booked full.
January 11th stream brainstorming the event:
  • Get 200 to 300 people minimum (150-200 confirmed by Ralph on drive to Dallas)
  • Teams Killstream, DickShow, InfoWars, Harrison Smith, ext.
  • Strippers from Buck's Wild
  • Ralph in a rhinestone suit, special bowling uniform
  • Sell ticket, drinks/food, merchandise (sell special mugs)
  • Stream it live everywhere free
  • Teams with custom uniforms
  • Viewer sponsored teams
  • Wager with trophy
  • Film documentary of the event
  • Tickets with bar code scanner it is so easy a retard can do it
January 17th stream brainstorming Kingpin is Go:
  • Door man
  • Booked the alley for the whole weekend
  • Bowling alley is wired for sound and mic
  • Live Destiny debate
During his drive Richmond to Dallas
  • 150-200 people confirmed (stream struck can't get a clip)
  • Shirts in his truck that will be for sale
  • Strippers (non nude per law) serving shots
  • Group event after the tournament
125 people max per Ralph's slip on the fire code.

As of today (April 2nd) these are the people put to advertise for the event.
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Now sounds like many of these advertised guests on the ticket purchase screen have backed out. Can the hype match the actual event? Hopefully Ralph keeps his plan for a free stream on multiple services.
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Everything that Dick says about Ralph makes so much more sense if you just pretend that he's deliberately encouraging Ralph to act like a retard
I think Dick and Nick Rekeita are doing a good cop, bad cop routine on Ralph for maximum content production.

They probably laugh at what an absolute retard is over drinks but that his self-destruction has helped their bottom line.

The funniest part is Ralph really thinks Dick is his e-friend.

I refuse to believe Ralph sold 150 tickets for $65 each.
Ralphamale is a big shot COMPing tickets to a lucky 75 ppl. I’d say the Thrift Giant manager will be responsible for more than half the crowd there tonight thanks to locally promoting the event.
 
Imagine Daddy Dax right now. He did not want Ralph bringing Alice around because she endangered his opsec. Ralph did it anyway. Now Dick sees Ralph not only his a huge security risk but is showing off his banking details to random e-thots to impress them.

Ralph is going to have to be giving him rim jobs at the Thrift Giant tonight or I’m afraid this might be the last bromance date between Dax and Ralph.
Excuse me ‘Dax’ (lol) did you miss the text where Ethan Ralph boasts to the homeless fangirl about you, Dick Masterson, bringing plenty of acid to party in Vegas? And being able to help out in the fake ID department?
Odd choice to commit to such a loose cannon but I guess Ralph must have some real good Kompromat on Dick and Rad Roberts adventures.
 
I don't know about that. Seems like Dax has settled into Gator's former janitorial role quite nicely.

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I'm trying to figure out Dick's plan here.
Is he just trying to stir drama by being a contrarian? Does he think Ralph is easier to control and would be a better lackey? Does he think Ralph is more fun? Is he being supportive because he's about to go to the bowling tournament?
 
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