Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

[BelUwUga]

When you have a subculture that even if you're a fag who just wants a long term relationship and is dating around but you're surrounded by giga coomers you're rather safe than sorry. Even gay men who are basically normies that I know have had a hoe phase. I feel this is normal for most people to an extent to slack a little in this department the average number of sex partners in a lifetime for heteros is 7 so count in a hook up or two with your LTRs if you're not super stingy.

Not knowing/caring where your dick is going isn't an experience that's limited to gay men. It's your responsibility to protect yourself from whatever may come after you stick your dick in crazy.

Prep is better than no prep but we can still laugh at Landon for this because he's a coomer.

Also Jersh says this page doesn't show up on search engines anymore because it got flagged for involuntary pornography which sucks for his future employers. Be glad we don't make sfw threads just to keep you in the search engine.

I was recently perusing an archive of Salo's patient zero thread (Not NSFW visually, but the text content needs a Ka'bah rating for it's Islamism) and while it is now a dated study, it's telling that one group of researchers could not find a monogamous gay pair in SF. Sure it was the epicenter of faggotry and degeneracy, but you'd expect at least one faithful pair among that volume. Their aversion to sanitary practice in general is just unsettling. I genuinely wasn't homophobic when I started reading that thread. I'm still unsure how I feel after. Some things only fire will cleanse.
E: Forgot to mention, archive is kind of 'tarded and the text expansion is borked. If you cannot get it working the full text can be viewed by inspecting elements.

 

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Happy April Fools!



Clicking on "Purchase: New Vagina" leads to this thread.

 

[Savored Tard Spunk]

The ex wife should rest easy knowing this guy got his just reward.

 

[JavisFNF]

Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot​

Great new term for HSTS. If they're sick of hearing "faggot", they should hear "traggot" more.

 

[FramerGirl420]

My VPN is usually set to NYC, and I guess there are lots of gay niggers there because I get lots ads on Youtube tailored to this area about PrEP, and the commercials are actually comprised entirely of Melanated-Americans discussing how PrEP allows them to take as many dicks up their butts as possible. As far as I know, PrEP is used to prevent getting HIV, so taking it does not mean he has HIV.

Is that the one I see sometimes where it’s a homo niggo couple and they use the phrasing “those assigned male at birth”?

And Prep also has minor negative side effects, I know fags who get the shits/messed up skin/depression just so they can let strangers jiz inside them. Priorities...

How is this different from women having to use birth control?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I thought Tranniv was funny, but this shit is next level. I mean you couldn't invent this guy if you tried.
Imagine having your junk cut off so you can fart uncontrollably out of your replacement neobox. I'm literally in tears over here and my stomach hurts.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

I’d been trying to think what those amazing stubbly testilabia reminded me of.

 

[PetiteFeet]

this is one of those cosmetic surgeries that fucks you if you're not at least mostly satisfied with it.
fake tits can be undone or adjusted. what are you gonna do, staple the dick back on or something?

Yes.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I don't wanna sound like a puritan puke but if your lifestyle necessitates taking anti AIDS pills "just in case", you may need to rethink your lifestyle or surroundings. I'm all for preventive measures but this bug chasing shit is a bridge too far.

Guys who take PrEP are the ones who aren't bugchasing. I don't whore around that much, but if I'm dating someone new, I take it just to be on the safe side.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

what a scary dude, it angers me fags like this will make my brother born in my generation follow their footsteps

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Dead christ that is the fakest pussy I ever saw why didn’t he just keep his dick and get fucked in the asshole? Tranny surgery isn’t there yet where they can make a convincing vagina.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Guys who take PrEP are the ones who aren't bugchasing. I don't whore around that much, but if I'm dating someone new, I take it just to be on the safe side.

I'm not knocking anybody here but if I date someone new, I

a) don't fuck on the first date
b) vet them as best I can, partly to make sure I'm not dating the town pump

Carrying protection is fine and encouraged, but carrying around anti-STD pills is "wtf r u doing" tier.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Does the “labia” shrink when it’s cold?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Does the “labia” shrink when it’s cold?

Does a troon shit out of its pussy?

 

[TyrasGuard]

Does the “labia” shrink when it’s cold?

I pity the poor drunk fuck who is going to be tricked into interacting with it and find out

 

[Savored Tard Spunk]

Dead christ that is the fakest pussy I ever saw why didn’t he just keep his dick and get fucked in the asshole? Tranny surgery isn’t there yet where they can make a convincing vagina.

He didn’t wait for many reasons. Militant affirmation, hugboxing, the dopamine rush, and denying all wrong think and self doubt. They write off their own subconsciouses warnings to them as “dysphoria.” The loving, magical community they belong to lies about results and tries their damnedest to cover up the hack jobs and butcheries and pretend they’re outliers rather than average results. Many of them are in tech so I don’t doubt if googling “GRS” only brings forth the most positive testimonials and best case scenarios where, from the outside, the neovagina at least looks like something a budding transgender incel would stick their own girl dick inside to sneeze into. It’s not like they’ve seen many vaginas anyways. That’s probably the real reason they spout whole heartedly that neovaginas are indistinguishable from cis ones, if you ask me. They’ve not seen or fucked many or maybe even any, so why wouldn’t they believe it to be true?
And doing any kind of meaningful research is a joke these days when using the internet as a tool for it. The Tranfathers at google outcrack even Kevin Gibes’ egg counter and spit chewed up worms into Fanny’s mouth and mentally challenged people like him.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Does the “labia” shrink when it’s cold?

I'm having weird Red Dead Redemption 2 "horse ball physics" clickbait headlines running in my head now..

"Troon neovagina physics, the labia shrink when your troon gets dunked in water. So believable you won't be able to tell them apart from women!"

 

[Chandler Bing]

Dead christ that is the fakest pussy I ever saw why didn’t he just keep his dick and get fucked in the asshole? Tranny surgery isn’t there yet where they can make a convincing vagina.

They gotta start somewhere to practice don't they...it's so vile.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s not like they’ve seen many vaginas anyways. That’s probably the real reason they spout whole heartedly that neovaginas are indistinguishable from cis ones, if you ask me. They’ve not seen or fucked many or maybe even any, so why wouldn’t they believe it to be true?

I know a website where you can see lots of vaginas.

I don't agree that the problem is not having seen enough vagoominah, I think the problem is fetishism and the snatch equivalent of face blindness.

These people do not process visual information the way most of us do.

Trying to figure out what they are thinking will always be a dead end because their thinking is disordered.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"Troon neovagina physics, the labia shrink when your troon gets dunked in water. So believable you won't be able to tell them apart from women!"

But the ballsack skin is stretched and then stitched to the crotch. Shrinking has to hurt or be uncomfortable.