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My name has always been Alan Smithee, stalker. See all those credits in creative industries I have compared to you, a mere child who hasn't even bought Twitter followers.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I'm going to buy two copies: One that I'm going to return, and another that I'm going to say never arrived, and then burn.
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The logical conclusion to take from that jab is that Pat routinely boasts about his follower count and viral tweets irl, which as ever begs the question of how the fuck this man still has anyone in his life capable of tolerating him.
Big Nikki is no prize, but she could easily do better. Is there tax relief for being married to a disabled; like a carer's allowance or something?
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It occurred to me that Fatrick is being conditioned, Pavlov-style, to every poke, prod, text, and message from strangers to respond with "You are mentally ill, stalker."
How long until Quasi's lawyers attempt to contact him and get Fat's copypasta in response?
How long until Quasi's lawyers attempt to contact him and get Fat's copypasta in response?
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Here's hoping he blurts that out in court sometime.
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The only thing I can think of is some women must have a fear of being single that outweighs any downsides to being married to a fat repugnant POS.
I used to work with this dude, I'll call him Lyle because that's his name. Lyle was a fucking asshole. Cheap, treated his crews like shit, lazy, always had a fat wad of Copenhagen in his lip, mean, all of it. The only advantages he had were his job, his height (he was like 6'4") and that he wasn't in terrible shape. Literally every other aspect of his personality made you want to beat him with a tire iron. This dude married one of the two cuties who worked in our office, somehow. When I asked the other one, "How? Fucking WHY?" she just said, "Well... You know... He made her an offer..." It didn't last, shockingly.
Big Nikki may be able to do better, but I suspect she's afraid that isn't true. And now that Patrick has achieved his Final Form, he's unlikely to have any friends worth leaving him for.
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Lmao I love that you downvote every tweet. It's pointless and petty, but totally worth it. Interestingly enough, Patrick is a delusional failed author who probably smells like milk. He is also, if you can believe it, a fat faggot.
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Nikki, bb, if u r reading this, just know that I would take you on a Viking 
cruise to Holland, where you would wear wooden shoes that would make your non-ass shake just the way I like. We would indulge in the finest cheese fries at the EuroHooligans, and even have a fine travel size Bud Lite together. As our day draws to a close, I would rent a forklift with velvet lined forks, and the two of us would abscond to the nearest all you can eat rib buffet, where we would slather ourselves in BBQ sauce and make love like animals in the middle of the restaurant, like any good Dog fearing American would do. Once you are heavy with child, I will return you to Wisconsin, and never call you back.
>mfw thignking abt u hurting
cruise to Holland, where you would wear wooden shoes that would make your non-ass shake just the way I like. We would indulge in the finest cheese fries at the EuroHooligans, and even have a fine travel size Bud Lite together. As our day draws to a close, I would rent a forklift with velvet lined forks, and the two of us would abscond to the nearest all you can eat rib buffet, where we would slather ourselves in BBQ sauce and make love like animals in the middle of the restaurant, like any good Dog fearing American would do. Once you are heavy with child, I will return you to Wisconsin, and never call you back.>mfw thignking abt u hurting
Akashic Retard
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Pat walks to the bar every day because Nikki won't give him gas money
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Smoove P, is that you?Nikki, bb, if u r reading this, just know that I would take you on a Viking
>mfw thignking abt u hurting
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It's because they just repeat what they're told. It used to be the case that many voting restrictions were in place to deliberately suppress the minority vote but wink-wink we aren't doing it on account of race. This ceased to be the case long ago. Now there is a slight amount of difficulties added to a poor person versus everyone else, and poor people in many states are disproportionately Black, but this is due to being poor not due to being a minority. In nearly every state poor people can get ID for free, it's one of the restrictions that never shows up as one of these difficulties. (Far more common is transportation issues or polling places not being open long enough or staffed properly.)
But these people see any kind of restriction as a racist plot to suppress the minority vote, that you should just be able to say you're registered and get an absentee ballot and submit it any time within a year of an election date and have it counted otherwise it's racist. No state allows this, not even California, and especially no other country allows this, but that's not good enough.
What's often lost in all these stories about how states like Georgia or Texas are bringing back Jim Crow with minor voting law changes is that two of the hardest states to vote in are deep blue Connecticut and New York but nobody talks about them ever, even despite the latter having a very large minority and poor population and a huge media footprint in its largest city.
One reason they don't care is that those states, and others like California, aren't toss-up states. Georgia and increasingly Texas are. They operate under a turnout delusion that the reason Trump won (and any Republican ever wins) was because minorities were kept away from voting and that if you just made voting easier the polls would be swamped with Democratic votes. There's been no evidence that turnout actually increases the Democratic vote alone, multiple elections have shown turnout favors Republicans as often if not more often (despite losing, Trump got a massive turnout increase in 2020 for example) and may favor third parties most of all, but nobody wants to hear this.
Personally, I'm on "their side" in that I don't really care about adding more restrictions on voting than a bare minimum, especially since I know it doesn't favor either party, but the way they all talk about it gives me the impression that the constant refrain about how it's all racist and stealing elections from Democrats is really about two things: COPING and SEETHING. (But never ever ever dilating.)
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I'm sure this is covered somewhere in the previous 460 pages, but how does Thicc Ricc support himself and his wife? We have the exact figures of his book sales and they are awful (sometimes they are in the negatives), he's "too special" for a 9-5, and he's not in school/training. He's effectively a NEET who maybe gets $100 from book sales a month.
Forgetting the debt for a second, how does this thing even afford clothes or his precious bar trips? Who is paying for the internet so he cam tweet through the night or alcohol that fuels his awful decisions?
And I swear to Holy Christ if he's mooching his parents or wife don't even respond. Just rate me MATI, cause I'm gonna be.
Forgetting the debt for a second, how does this thing even afford clothes or his precious bar trips? Who is paying for the internet so he cam tweet through the night or alcohol that fuels his awful decisions?
And I swear to Holy Christ if he's mooching his parents or wife don't even respond. Just rate me MATI, cause I'm gonna be.
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The word on the street is that they are racking up the credit card debt before the inevitable bankruptcy. Patrick always gets the last laugh, child.
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Most of their big ticket purchases and vacations occurred after they each got forgiven PPP loans. For her defunct SEO company and his…. Something? … it isn’t listed.
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He's the sole proprietor of a vast publishing empire, child.
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Fatrick fanboying and reply-guying Musk before it was part of the liberal dogma to trash him:
The most well-known reference in the science fiction literature cannon is "subtle" by Rick's 75 IQ standards. Watch him make a "subtle" faggy reference on his 42nd birthday in 2 weeks. Predictable queer.
Fatrick now that VlademElon VoldeMusk is le evil baddie greedy billionaire. Using his unemployed high school graduate expertise to deboonk him at some toy convention for adults with Peter Pan syndrome:
The most well-known reference in the science fiction literature cannon is "subtle" by Rick's 75 IQ standards. Watch him make a "subtle" faggy reference on his 42nd birthday in 2 weeks. Predictable queer.
Fatrick now that VlademElon VoldeMusk is le evil baddie greedy billionaire. Using his unemployed high school graduate expertise to deboonk him at some toy convention for adults with Peter Pan syndrome:
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Would it be possible to make some type of debt counter that pulled in values from the various sources? Or if someone could pull together a current amount, I would appreciate it.
I thought he was only in 20k-30k from Quasi and the big lawsuit, but now I hear it's another 11k from something Google related, then there's the multiple 5k payments to get his Twitter back.
Much like his weight, it's growing out of control so quickly that it's hard to keep up with.
I thought he was only in 20k-30k from Quasi and the big lawsuit, but now I hear it's another 11k from something Google related, then there's the multiple 5k payments to get his Twitter back.
Much like his weight, it's growing out of control so quickly that it's hard to keep up with.
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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It wouldn't be hard to keep track of that and put it in an excel to calculate the interest being earned on it too. But you would need the interest amount, principle amount, and when it started earning interest