4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Pale Empress]

Is there gonna be any livestreams of this?

That remains to be seen, Ralph said livestreaming is allowed as long as the person doing the recording isn't aylawging, otherwise he'll have the person escorted from the premises/call the police. Allegedly go-pro's aren't allowed (not sure about the reasoning for this).

Considering the guests involved and the possibility of YOBA or other ip2 streamers showing up, it's a fair wager that there will be at least one active stream at this point. It has been speculated that Kino Casino may embed some independent journalists for information gathering/recording. Ralph did confirm that IDs and credentials are going to be checked and catalogued at the door, assumedly to dox anybody he sees as a threat, but realistically the logistics of doing something like that with a sizable crowd of strangers would be a nightmare.

Ralph didn't say one way or another about broadcasting a livestream himself but said he was going to look into the internet situation there (wireless, wired, or a mobile hotspot) in case he decided to go through with it. He'll probably be too drunk to maintain an ongoing stream and continue interacting with the crowd, so my money's on him intermittently tuning in and out while drunkenly waddling around with his selfie-stick.

 

[Harlan Wick]

When do the festivities begin?

The doors open at 7:30 pm CST after that it's anyone's guess

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That remains to be seen, Ralph said livestreaming is allowed as long as the person doing the recording isn't aylawging, otherwise he'll have the person escorted from the premises/call the police. Allegedly go-pro's aren't allowed (not sure about the reasoning for this).

Considering the guests involved and the possibility of YOBA or other ip2 streamers showing up, it's a fair wager that there will be at least one active stream at this point. It has been speculated that Kino Casino may embed some independent journalists for information gathering/recording. Ralph did confirm that IDs and credentials are going to be checked and catalogued at the door, assumedly to dox anybody he sees as a threat, but realistically the logistics of doing something like that with a sizable crowd of strangers would be a nightmare.

Ralph didn't say one way or another about broadcasting a livestream himself but said he was going to look into the internet situation there (wireless, wired, or a mobile hotspot) in case he decided to go through with it. He'll probably be too drunk to maintain an ongoing stream and continue interacting with the crowd, so my money's on him intermittently tuning in and out while drunkenly waddling around with his selfie-stick.

Why are there debates and panels on the schedule if there's no stream?

 

[Harlan Wick]

Why are there debates and panels on the schedule if there's no stream?

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This was planned by Gunt. Thinking things through is not his strong suit.

 

[State Champ]

Everything that Dick says about Ralph makes so much more sense if you just pretend that he's deliberately encouraging Ralph to act like a retard

Yes. I refuse to believe that Dick sees Ralph as anything more than a generator of circus sideshow content.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why are there debates and panels on the schedule if there's no stream?

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He’s going to do a stream but it remains to be see if he’s going to manage to pull it off because he’s retarded and “technical issues” will prevent him from streaming

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He's said there's a fire code limit of 125 and tweeted yesterday that he still has tickets available. So no.

He was saying there were 125 tickets left

 

[Tiger Jack]

I wonder which Ralph we'll have by the final panel? Manic Cokehead Ralph, or Blackout Drunk Ralph?

 

[Expendable Zaku]

I wonder which Ralph we'll have by the final panel? Manic Cokehead Ralph, or Blackout Drunk Ralph?

Might be both, followed by Heart Attack and EMTs Ralph.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

So its going to be Ralph, Dick, Destiny, a bunch of random retards, and ROTC? Are they still planning on showing up? Maybe we will get some IP2 representation just to round things off? Not only does this have the potential to be a spectacular event in terms of content, but I imaging it will be really awkward for all the people there. Like I'm not convinced Destiny actually want to spend real irl time with any of these guys (maybe except dick). Hopefully we get something funny, hopefully I get a picture of fat ralph mid bowl that's all I want please ralph.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

I don't know about that. Seems like Dax has settled into Gator's former janitorial role quite nicely.

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Isn't this an admission which makes Ralph look really bad? It sounds like what he's really saying is if Ralph went somewhere he didn't have total control over everything he would get fucking destroyed just like that gay cuckold man who presents himself as a big tough alpha. Either neither of these two ever developed an ability to read between the lines or Dick is maximising his enjoyment of the fact that Ralph definitely didn't.

 

[Butwhythough]

So just how many uppers is he going to be on today? He did a 21 hour drive and partied that night and said he’s going to party again last night. Assuming with little to no sleep in between and given his heart condition are we going to see a Ralphamale heart explosion today or a massive sun setting of Ralph passed out

My own heart is ay-lawgin me by going into cardiac arrest

 

[FFinfo]

I don't know about that. Seems like Dax has settled into Gator's former janitorial role quite nicely.

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Jack Murphy:

• Goes on the show
• Gets exposed as a cuckold

Ethan Ralph

• Doesn't even make it into the studio
• Gets exposed as a simp-turned-rapist, whose wife is a cuckquean

He really can't stop winning! Ralphamales we're on fire.

 

[A Sunset]

A couple selected images from the trip so far:
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The hog howls in rage, drunkenly slurring unintelligible wigger gibberish into the void of an uncaring and hostile universe.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph is a fairly unique character (goes without saying); but I knew one person in my life that he reminds me of quite a lot.

If he is of the same cut, then Ralph's mind operates something along the lines of that he is often always half acting for sheer effect and is of the firm belief that he has a "one up" on people because he has convinced them that he is really that emotive and unstable but really isn't. In his mind most of what he does is just an act. However, as with the person I knew, when he tries to stop he finds out a horrible truth that in fact he can't stop because he is actually that person - and the persona he knows is disgusting that has been created starts to be seen objectively as his actual true persona - which causes him quite the internal rage that he is actually that much of a failed human being and his "act" is actually truth. It is like people who text and drive to prove they can text and drive and not have an accident reenforces that they can do it more often because the lack of consequence proves their position is right. They will find bullshit reasons to make calls and text...when they are driving more than when they are not.

Within Ralph there is a desperate effort being made to overact as a means to avoid the horrific truth that he is actually quite a terrible person and the more he overacts, he feels this in turn proves to himself that it is all really just an act he can turn off at any time. The more outrageous it is, the more this "proves" to himself that it is easy to turn off, but it isn't and he finds this out when he tries to tone things down and they get worse.

In Ralphs mind it is easy to be rich, easy to be thin, easy to be responsible and act accordingly, easy to not gamble, easy to quit drink or drugs - so any time when he eases off on the vices this again proves to himself that he is in control - but he isn't. Not at all.

These types have magnificent endings and make quite the bonfires as the reality eventually makes inroads into their self-based fantasy and what everyone else sees, finally he starts to see what we all see. This inflection point can cause a real break in his psyche and leads to some severely destructive endings.

Ralph is rapidly approaching this point. He is going to crack, and crash very hard.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

In the dark cold of space, no one can hear you suuuu-weeeee!

 

[Motherf*cker]

So has the bowling events fallen through? Is Ralph pissed, felted and in jail?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm very excited for this event. There's no way he sold all of the tickets because it would take every single member that regularly watches his show to purchase one. Purchasing a ticket requires that 1. the person has $65 in disposable income, 2. Be able to transport themselves to the trash filled bowling ally, and 3. Figure out how to use a computer well enough to purchase and save a ticket. I do not believe half of Ralphs audience can accomplish all three of these things and I'm being very generous.

My prediction, as optimistic as it is, is that Ralph will be arrested for some reason tonight. Give me all the rainbows you want but we all know there's a non-zero chance of it happening. If I'm right I'll look very impressive on a small thread on an internet forum.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I'm very excited for this event. There's no way he sold all of the tickets because it would take every single member that regularly watches his show to purchase one. Purchasing a ticket requires that 1. the person has $65 in disposable income, 2. Be able to transport themselves to the trash filled bowling ally, and 3. Figure out how to use a computer well enough to purchase and save a ticket. I do not believe half of Ralphs audience can accomplish all three of these things and I'm being very generous.

My prediction, as optimistic as it is, is that Ralph will be arrested for some reason tonight. Give me all the rainbows you want but we all know there's a non-zero chance of it happening. If I'm right I'll look very impressive on a small thread on an internet forum.

Ralph may not have sold many tickets but there is still mersh and destiny fans.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm very excited for this event. There's no way he sold all of the tickets because it would take every single member that regularly watches his show to purchase one. Purchasing a ticket requires that 1. the person has $65 in disposable income, 2. Be able to transport themselves to the trash filled bowling ally, and 3. Figure out how to use a computer well enough to purchase and save a ticket. I do not believe half of Ralphs audience can accomplish all three of these things and I'm being very generous.

My prediction, as optimistic as it is, is that Ralph will be arrested for some reason tonight. Give me all the rainbows you want but we all know there's a non-zero chance of it happening. If I'm right I'll look very impressive on a small thread on an internet forum.

is JDanks gonna be there? He’s the only turboretard I really know about