4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Harlan Wick]

As of 6:11pm PST 691 viewers waiting on Chillstream.
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[FundusOHoolihan]

"IT IS PACKED HERE"

>literally less than a couple dozen people (including invited guests) on camera

Holy shit I'm dying. This is amazing.

And the staff, as pointed out by Ralph. Lol

I've never been to a less attended bowling alley on a Saturday night.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Video from Ralph:
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But for Ralph being a jackass and overhyping the shit out of this, the turnout is nice and comfy. However Ralph can't not be a complete sped and calls it "packed" which it is very clearly not. Ralph you have a nice, cozy group having fun at the bowling shack. Plus staff, plus some locals that have no idea what is going on. That's great. Go with it. Don't Ralph it up.

 

[CamelToe]

can anyone walk in to this thing?

 

[Easterling]

nice to finally put faces to the sub IQ mongoloids that would waste actual hard earned capital to play bowling with this greasy fuck

 

[Pale Empress]

Someone at the event is streaming.

Worth noting that even though this is /our guy/, Ralph gave express permission for anybody to stream at the event as long as they didn't cause problems.

ETA: Ralph is aware of the stream and walked up to Tux and gave him a thumbs up.

can anyone walk in to this thing?

It's supposedly closed to the public, not sure whether you can buy tickets at the door.

 

[Sammich]

Someone at the event is streaming.

It's supposedly closed to the public, not sure whether you can buy tickets at the door.

That's the dude that made the n64 port i think.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

So much white trash shoved into one room. Shocking.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

can anyone walk in to this thing?

Without a doubt. They are probably hoping they can make it look like a bigger event if the regular Saturday bowlers drop by.

 

[Easterling]

Someone at the event is streaming.

It's supposedly closed to the public, not sure whether you can buy tickets at the door.

Oh shit Tux got in? This might be the fabled inside man that Ashton was refering to on the Kino Kasino
Edit; Holy shit none of these fuckers are above 5.4 when going by thier stature next to ralph

 

[The Wokest]

Oh come on! There may not be a lot of people here but the vibe is pretty good and you know what they say better not a lot of people than never have loved in the first place.

I will say this, some of the guys that came down in particular the ones won't shut up about Nick Fuentes and that are describing themselves as groypers out loud are giving me a really weird impression... Like half of them are raging homosexuals and are undressigme with their gaze (Is it because I'm one of the 3 attendees who are not fat?) and the other half are quite the opposite, like they are really looking for female attention but will kill everyone in the alley if they don't get it.
Still, this could be just a mistake on my part and probably I'm just not getting the correct read of the room, the night is young and having fun and seeing Ralph happy is what matters most.

Proof with the date and kiwifarms written on a piece of paper:

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[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Stream was meant to start 2 hours ago but Ralph still setting up cables and all lol

Maybe he shouldn't have "protested" in a 7/11 yesterday and worked on this instead.

 

[FFinfo]

Damn that's an old Brunswick machine. This place is using scoring machines older than Ralph's girlfriends lol.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

The bowling alley itself doesn't even look that big. You could barely fit 100 people in there.

 

[Easterling]

Russell Greer?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Russell Greer?

Suicide bomber.

 

[Radical Cadre]

The bowling alley itself doesn't even look that big. You could barely fit 100 people in there.

Honestly sounds great.

I dunno, it looks like a nice time and a decent group of people. This is Ralph's to lose. The event itself will probably go fine; there are enough personalities with cameras there that have a vested interest in creating content for their respective shows. What happens afterwards is most likely what we (Meigh included) are tuning in to hear about.

 

[HackerX]

I'm beginning to think he bought the cowboy hat so you can't get an extremely easy read on his height. Even then, I haven't seen him taller than anyone else.

 

[Derpy]

Looking at that video Ralph posted on Twitter makes me glad I can’t smell that place right now. They will need to fumigate that place for days to clear out the incel aroma.

 

[FFinfo]

I'm beginning to think he bought the cowboy hat so you can't get an extremely easy read on his height. Even then, I haven't seen him taller than anyone else.

It won't help. If he ever holds a bowling ball, his height is getting confirmed. Those have standardized sizes: He might as well be holding a ruler.