4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

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No wonder Ralph took such a beating in Portugal, his battle stance is to waddle at his aggressor with his face pushed forward. You can see how the security guy is taking action long before Ralph even realizes anything is going down. I'm no amazing cage fighter, but damn even I know not to try to face tank like a retarded lemming.
 
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Ralph is definitely shitting himself haha he's gonna have to be Chaggot's best friend for the next year now so he doesn't release the full vid.

And Ralph screaming to arrest him...well, the problem is, dude is being led out by security and Ralph suddenly approaches him, taking off his sun glasses. Dude can easily argue a pre-emptive strike for self defense lol
 
Man, I wonder what the over under is for various scenarios for the rest of the night...
1. Ralph either getting swung on or taking a swing *again*
2. The alley manager pulling the plug on the whole shebang for being an utter shitshow
3. Ralph ODing or having a coronary in the next three hours
4. Ralph traveling to Minnesota to holler at his Daddy and getting gutted by Daddy's crazed half-Hmong wife.
 
I can’t believe how much content we got out of this evening. This is the definition of slow burn. Ethan Ralph truly believes the Internet is real life, and you can make him absolutely uncontrollably melt down in public with mean words.

But for real, what a disaster for him. He promoted the shit out of this event. And all because his rage and bad decisions it’s been absolutely an indefensible joke.

I’m so happy we got a brawl out of it, and a coked-up rant against his enemies. 10/10.
 
Man, I wonder what the over under is for various scenarios for the rest of the night...
1. Ralph either getting swung on or taking a swing *again*
2. The alley manager pulling the plug on the whole shebang for being an utter shitshow
3. Ralph ODing or having a coronary in the next three hours
4. Ralph traveling to Minnesota to holler at his Daddy and getting gutted by Daddy's crazed half-Hmong wife.
My bet is Ralph loses a finger or a toe to a bowling ball, bonus points if he sticks his dick in the bowling ball hole and loses it.

Future broken branch, literally:
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