4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[veri]

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Someone tried to start shit and took a swing at the bouncer. Ralph then began to sequel at the camera at all the internet haters not there. Look at his eyes and look at that tongue. That mouth has seen less water than the Sahara desert.
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look how fucking short he is lmao. actual midget man

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

What a night.

An absolute Trainwreck of an event. Guests of his debate both taking the piss out of the event. Masterson running from the event. Most of the big names just not showing up. Ralph attacking someone for bringing him coleslaw. Ralph banning a person for wanting to go to the toilet. Ralph banning Tux because Flam is retarded. Flam doxxing himself whilst accidentally doxxing Ralph. Chaggot recording Ralph assaulting someone. Chaggot then getting maced. Mr Metokur Vs Ralph 2.0.

It started super slow, got great.

I don't even know what to think.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

''It is illegal in Texas to possess a chemical dispensing device. (Texas Penal Code 46.05(a)(4)) "Chemical dispensing device" means a device, other than a small chemical dispenser sold commercially for personal protection, that is designed, made, or adapted for the purpose of dispensing a substance capable of causing an adverse psychological or physiological effect on a human being. (Texas Penal Code 46.01(14). In addition, you want to check in the towns where you will be traveling to make sure it is legal under that city's code.

So, 1. is it small? This is the big issue here - I would say that bear spray is too much and based on a previous case in Collin Co, I would go more toward the 2 oz size. Enough for one shot at a human being using CS gas just to distract them enough for you to escape. "small" is a gray area.
2. is it for personal protection? Sounds like you meet that criteria
3. Is it sold commercially? If it is sold commercially, you meet this criteria.''

Oh no, no Ralphabros!

The authorities will probably settle for Ralph leaving their jurisdiction.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Who was that dude who couldn't throw a punch during the event? It still almost knocked Ralph out

 

[veri]

You guys really don't pay attention. Ralph's phone number has been known and public for years.

at least 3 of us have it in our tagline things lol

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I like how he keeps having to pull his pants up.

 

[eDove]

This has been a trip. Good grief. I hope this was worth being apart from your daughter in her earliest moments of life, Ethan. Don't be surprised when she hasn't and doesn't bond with you, you fumbling drunk.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I like how he keeps having to pull his pants up.

That's what happens when your ass has been transported to your gunt

 

[Pomniman]

It's a shame that he couldn't drag meigh to this shitshow but everyone who didn't go definitely got their money's worth.

 

[Berrakh]

Did Dick skip out again?

 

[AutismAwareness]

Did Dick skip out again?

Yes, ralph announced dick injured his arm and is leaving early.

 

[Pomniman]

Did Dick skip out again?

He (((broke his arm))) and left as soon as the cops showed up.

 

[Berrakh]

Dick is gonna murder Marie to get out of the next thing

 

[veri]

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POV: you're Alice passed away on the couch.

new SOYJACK just dropped.

500000 hours in ms paint

 

[oramge cat]

The authorities will probably settle for Ralph leaving their jurisdiction.

This is the kind of crime that they're basically trained to ignore. He sprayed his spray on someone who consented to being sprayed , probably threw it in the trash immediately after and he's leaving the city in a day or 2. No need to make him their problem.

 

[Butwhythough]

That was a 5 star day if I've ever seen one.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph claims Fagmenco doxxed himself?
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He did, when he was playing tetr.io he clicked on the login box and the browser suggested his real email. The rest was publicly available from there.

 

[veri]

, and every bitch out there wants to fuck you

bitches render their garments at the sight of my guntfest trophy

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't care what anyone says. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 

[Keranu]

Did Ralph ever knock down more than one pin at a time? He could not keep the ball down the middle of the lane to save his life, as the ball rolled a quarter foot per second. He even managed back-to-back gutterballs -- on opposite ends of the lane.