Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

JJLiautaud said:
I have a question for all Fat Rick watchers out there, I used to be an avid KinoBlob watcher but he was so tiresome it drained my soul but with Fat i could watch his dumb ass antics all day long but he's easily as hateable as CinemaRobert what's the difference?
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Moviebob is a broken record going through the exact same motions every day of his miserable life. I stopped reading his thread because I can only watch a man be wrong about the same things so many times.

Meanwhile, Hamlinson routinely finds new and interesting ways to embarrass himself. He refuses to accept he is fat, he loses lawsuits, he goes viral with retarded warfare strategy tweets, he refuses to accept he is fat, he writes awful books, he got cucked and abandoned his daughter, he posts hilarious videos showing his combat prowess, he refuses to accept he is fat, he has screaming meltdowns over the phone to someone calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits, he has people make little clay effigies of his hideous face with concerningly realistic hair, he refuses to accept he is fat...

TL;DR I never know what's going to happen next with Rick, (except that he'll refuse to accept he is fat,) meanwhile Bob getting BTFO by Lindsey Ellis was the only interesting thing he's done in the last decade.
 
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Rick is one of the most egregious of the current cows as his facade rarely goes beyond "wrong, stalker" type engagements and he provides almost daily lunacy due to his raging, unfettered narcissim. The best part is if he literally just stopped talking he would be almost as immediately irrelevant, and as days go by he'd be barely relegated to the annals of faggots on the internet. Even though he advocates for troons and being that so many cows are exactly that, it's nice to come into a thread and likely not see some degenerates infected axe wound or splayed asshole for all to wince at in disgust. Definitely a closeted queer, though. And obese.
 
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Pokemon13 said:
who's the checkmark getting into this?
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It's a trick where you put the checkmark emoji into your Twitter name and it makes you look like a blue checkmark. Unfortunately, it makes Twitter jannies and actual bluechecks get very angry so it's an autoban once they get around to it. This will be the only way "Patrick S. Tomlinson" will ever appear next to a blue checkmark again, barring thousands of dollars paid up front to Twitter.
 
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I once read that sex is a full body aerobic work out, but if Fatrick (who is fat!), only thrusts once in the African-American toddlers before grinding them into pepperoni, then it becomes a sunk cost endeavor. He'll make up any calorie difference from satiating his pedastry via satiating his desire for, and I quote, "delicious children."

So in conclusion: HE'S FAT!

(Also gay, also dumb, and also owes Quasi.)
 
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ProtoParrot said:
Patrick, if you tell the children you're chatting with online that they're gay BEFORE they tell it to you I would be more inclined to call that grooming than a genuine declaration of their sexual orientation. Either way you should really stop talking to minors on the internet.
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Not a smart look there, Patrick. Then again, nothing he does is smart.
 
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Rick is one of the most egregious of the current cows as his facade rarely goes beyond "wrong, stalker" type engagements and he provides almost daily lunacy due to his raging, unfettered narcissim.
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And we told you folk, didn't we? We told you how bad he was, and you people chose not to listen. You told lies about us. You said we were going after someone who wasn't lolcow worthy.

Do you see?

Do you see now?

Do you see how awful and fat Patrick S. Tomlinson is?


Will you tell the truth now, about how much milk this fat cow has in his udders?
KF: "Oh, yes! Yes!"

And now look atcha: your lips bitten off and in a wheelchair set on fire. Or something, I don't know.
 
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Save the Loli said:
It's a trick where you put the checkmark emoji into your Twitter name and it makes you look like a blue checkmark. Unfortunately, it makes Twitter jannies and actual bluechecks get very angry so it's an autoban once they get around to it. This will be the only way "Patrick S. Tomlinson" will ever appear next to a blue checkmark again, barring thousands of dollars paid up front to Twitter.
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I realized my mistake. Her checkmark is real but I took her comment to be mocking Pat, instead she's saying the @.CumExpert account is an imposter. Piggie roasters are going to lengths to mock him including making a fake account of @.CultExpert

 

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JJLiautaud said:
I have a question for all Fat Rick watchers out there, I used to be an avid KinoBlob watcher but he was so tiresome it drained my soul but with Fat i could watch his dumb ass antics all day long but he's easily as hateable as CinemaRobert what's the difference?
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Bob, unlike Pat, understands social media to some extent. He's very aware (and very frightened) of having to engage with people who disagree with him so he doesn't, he uses Twitter as a heavily-demarcated hugbox to shield himself from criticism. Bob knows he has fucked up over and over and occasionally shows some morsel of shame (or at least an understanding of the need for damage control - see the Linsey Ellis situation). Bob very carefully constructs an echo chamber in which he doesn't have to engage with anyone who could call him on his vile opinions. That makes him rage-inducing and boring, because he almost never gets any pushback for his vile opinions and pathetic existence.

Pat, on the other hand, doesn't understand this, or at least his narcissism is so out-of-control (mostly through his heavy drinking) that he has no self-discipline at all when on social media. He's admitted to having Oppositional Defiant Disorder (because he thinks it makes him look like a badass rebel, whereas anyone who has met an ODD sufferer sees how pathetic they are as they constantly seek out confrontation with everybody, including people who are trying to help them) though I suspect he has NPD as well but didn't want to tell the internet this because it's much harder to spin positively.

Basically, Movieblob isn't mentally ill, he's just an appalling human being with just enough intelligence and self-control to keep his nose clean most of the time. Pat's mental illnesses and addiction prevent him from doing that, so he spergs out constantly all over the internet and fights with literally anyone he interacts with because his broken, alcoholic brain literally can't stop the compulsion. Pat is more like Lucas Werner than Moviebob, his life is controlled by obsessive thoughts and behaviours and he literally can't stop himself because his rampant narcissism tells him that he's right all the time and his ODD means that he must demonstrate that constantly and "win" every internet fight he gets into. Bob's just a cunt, Pat is broken in a unique and very entertaining way.
 
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Meat Target said:
Did Fat go to Catholic school? Nuns haven't taught in them widely since like the 70's.

His knuckles never got smacked with a ruler. And if they did, good.
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He watched knuckles get smacked with a ruler in Blues Brothers so now he believes it happened to him.
 
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Some Milwaukee science fiction author by the name Eric Hildeman has a lame 3-listener podcast and did a segment on Fatrick to get some traffic going: Listen on Lybsyn starts at 5m30s
Kiwi archive of the segment (right-click > speed > 2x to save time)

My review:
  • Professional storyteller spent an absurd amount of time talking about the Arroz guy (some small youtuber who occasionally covers Fatrick) and Rosanne ?????
  • "It has become their full time job to troll Patrick", again with the yOu MuSt HaVe No LiFe because calling him fat three times a day takes up sooo much time. Says a guy who probably watches every episode of faggy soap operas (in space!)
  • "[Patrick with the lawsuit] was looking to expose them in an act of public shaming" Admitting he understands it was an illegitimate attempt to use the Judiciary of the United States to dox citizens and had nothing to do with seeking a civil suit. Still defends it and defends the deep pockets of the SFWA funding it. Is that not "bullying"? No, it's much worse, it's an unethical perversion of the Courts only available to the wealthy.
  • "That's probably being appealed right now, I don't know I'm not too sure". The appeal window has long closed, way to show he didn't do any research and is just simping for the sake of simping, no critical thinking permitted.
  • "Patrick was probably too big for the bullies" "dadbod" lmao
  • To Pat "you've got to ignore this people, be boring" based, he immediately gets what Pat is too stubborn to admit he was wrong about nearly 4 years ago.
I'll give the guy some credit, the actual facts probably subverted his initial expectations going into it and he clearly does perfectly understand why Patrick is a lolcow, but has to suspend his judgement to keep the Cathedral-approved opinion. Even if it takes ignoring Patrick's constant lies about the lolsuit and not even acknoledging what the court documents actually say.

He's obviously light on the facts, bet you he doesn't even know the courts did not disallow Fat rick from doing discovery on 59 out of the 60 John Does and they just voluntarily dismissed the suit. He may not even know about the SFWA pedophilia scandals because the people reporting it are "red MAGA hat wearing" so he assumes it's all just fake.

Funniest thing is that despite giving the pigger all the benefit of the doubt, Fatrick will hate his guts over the "be boring, don't reply" and he'll get child'ed on about it if they ever speak. "BZZZ You're wrong, little one, now hush quietly while the authorities identify you for felony podcasting. Not a dad bod in any medical sense"

All in all, a midwit incapable of nuance thought who wasn't willing to adapt his initial ideas upon learning more about it, so the piece just ended up awkward.
 
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