"I'm not kissing and telling. No...nothing happened, I swear! I didn't starfish! I didn't have sex with anybody! I didn't have sex!"
SCP-400# knows that broomsticking is not what mortals call sex and as such their statements are not a lah.
She is tired and wants to get food. THEY JUST HUNG OUT A BIT. "
And"
SooOoOoo sleepy! Exhausted! Big night!
"He has to catch the bus back to his town with the other workers." A passable excuse for fleeing the presence of the Great Northern Fupallo's gunterial asssquirtosis.
"But he's going to come back tomorrow night!"
Chantal is giggling about how she absolutely didn't let Rene do anything sexual.
"He's 35 by the way, so he's my age!"
Look these are JUST FRIENDS! Everyone here is SO NICE! So anyway, she's totally drunk!
X. She and Rene just talked a lot about Cuba and the resort and what it's like to work there. Sob story. He was so nice! He really likes her smile:
Rene is huge!
"He used to be a wrestler!" X. "I kept touching him, I'm like 'you're so big'" No sexual contact. "Like I could probably climb him!" X. "I swear, he's really big." Gross.
Tomorrow he wants to come back for drinks and stuff! A VIB notes that Chantal acts in a predatory manner towards men, especially brown men with a seemingly poor grasp of English who are in a foreign country and can be manipulated with money.
"HOW IS IT PREDATORY SPORTSBOB? HOW IS IT PREDATORY? TO BE INTERESTED - SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTERESTED IN A MAN? YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID GET OUT OF HERE MORON. GO CALL THE COPS ON ME STUPID DOUCHEBAG!"
"Fuckin' idiot same with young dumb young dumb stupid fucking moron "Fetishized people of other cultures" so being ATTRACTED TO OTHER CULTURES IS A FETISH!? THAT SOUNDS RACIST TO ME!" SCP-400# still cannot view itself in a mirror and must rely on Samsung filters.
"I will fucking BURY YOU WITH MY WORDS" Try it.
"It's a preference of mine, it turns me on, so what. Even if it was a fetish so what?" Impressive.
You know what we aren't going out, too tired, just can't do it! Blaming the RUm pUNcH! Poor Rene has to catch a bus with everyone else, another man without a vehicle. Another man who may or may not be able to drive. Speaking English good! People keep saying that Chantal is predatory toward men!
"GET A LIFE! I DO N OT WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD IF WE ARE GOING TO BE THIS NITPICKY ABOUT STUFF!"
<Snip Chantal Being an Entitled
WHITE Cunt>
Despite the fact that Chantal is trying to make sure everyone understands that tomorrow is the last night she has in Coobeeza before returning home, some of the VIB want to talk about this whole cancellation arc and how Chantal is such a good person, surrounded by good people.
"Well I don't know about any of that shit drama Meredith" Just like Karate Joe. Look. We don't know what happens bEhInD the SCenES!
"I don't care!"
Anyway! Trolls are telling Chantal she is fat. She doesn't care. People can make fun of her for being fat! She would never accuse them of fat shaming and anyway.
"He sure wasn't making fun of me right now, I can tell you that!" No sexual contact.
Some of the VIB remember that this is the CHANTAL SHOW!
"Yeah!" No. Sexual. Contact. They just talked. Friends!
Still desperate to be relevant the literal Cheese Pizza dropping pile of gunt droppings is mad at Meredith:
Feeling optimistic again.
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
"Oh, he killed a bug for me" Frank!?!?!?!
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
Chantal is continuing the flirt with the fact she is full of shit and had some sort of sexual relation with Rene. As long as she is safe! She can hook up! She isn't saying they hooked up just that if she wanted to she could...and she has all these CONDOMS! She didn't confirm ANYTHING!
Honestally they just made out.
X.
Oddly, because she's so over him...Chantal calls back to her bullshit lie about Nader:
"You know I love when you starfish".
"Okay I'm going to tell you guys every detail on Only Fans when I get home." Pump and dump.
<Snip Chantal Embellishing her Bullshit Story>
"Okay I'll talk about it when I get HOME! You guys are so impatient!" (
)
Chantal wants to eat and she wants a hugbox.
She can confirm.
<Snip Chantal Further Baiting the VIB>
Chantal is not being racist or demeaning at all to the people of Cuba.
<Snip Chantal Being a White Savior>
People are lying and claiming Rene is being doxed in the thread, which as of the time that this stream aired, no mention of him had been made. Chantal falls for this bait because she is a moron. The VIB follow suit.
As a reminder there is a THREAD for VIB in PG.
"Faith don't go you're too sweet! Don't do it!"
Uh huh.
Chantal was with Nader for a year, she found him attractive! The fact that the VIB think he was ugly means nothing! Assholes.
<Snip VIB Bullshit about Chantal's former Broomstickings>
"I'm not doing edibles anymore. I'm not buying those effin' wheelchairs anymore, I don't like doing them" (
@SwampKitty)
"I did them because I had no willpower to stop it!"
<Snip Chantal and her Sexcapades with Men who tOTaLLy want her>
SCP-400# is exhausted. Having spent an hour talking about literally nothing, we have moved to the desk to prepare for bed. Or something. The nights are so long in Coobeeza! The faces come out of the darkness! They haunt her.
Chantal is sharing her vast experience in having a job, working at a company, and how annoying it is when people do not like their job. It's so stupid. Fucking mortals.
After not washing our face at all we are applying face cream.
"Yeah I know I didn't scrub my face but whatever".
Got to stay hydrated! Only have Sunday to really BEEZE before Monday when it's time to get everything packed and prepare for the trip home! Got to do it!
Chantal is still talking about the beach and fantasizing about the possibility of breakfast if she can remember to wake up in time. She's going to message Luis and say she isn't going to make it to the snack bar and then go to bed. She needs to rest. SoOoOo tired. Sleepy.
LUIS MADE THIS FOR HER! She has been tipping him $20 but that really shouldn't mean anything...they're just friends! He likes her!
X. For reasons other than money.
X. "That's so much money to them!" MA'AM.
Poor people. Amiright?
<Snip Chantal Fetishizing Brown Men>
Chantal feels liberated! She is a changed woman. LOOK AT THESE BIRDS!
It's so great! She loves it! She knows that because Cuba is a poor country that people with mon-
<SNIP ENTITLED WHITE SAVIOR CUNT>
Tomorrow we are going to spend a lot of time at the beach, and karaoke, and a date! So fun! Oh no wait so sleepy. Going to bed. SoOOoOo tired.
NO SING! NO FUCKING SING!
"Don't let the Cuban cucaracha's bite!" His name is Frank.
Gunt out!
) "He speaks pretty good English, yeah." Better than Na-
) Look back to the ROOM!
