4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

BadGoy1488 said:
I'm sure this is going to do gangbusters for him doing events in other places.
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"so you brought less people than a usual saturday night, most of those being trolls there to fuck with you, several fights broke out, a drunk bum threw up, you had thugs beat up customers, youre apparently being accused of rape, you had to trick notorious transphobe destiny into showing up to your shit even, and someone threatened to blow up the place?" Im sure ralph has tons of places that just so happen to be big fans of the kill report.
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Ah man, at least a good 10 of us were gat dang aylawgs. In reality I say that Ralph had only around 25 fans there, others wanted to meet destiny, dick, etc. Maybe a few there just to enjoy the free Cole slaw.
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:story:i fucking love that this even had everything happen that he didnt want to happen.
 
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Frabato said:
Dax was not injured. I was outside smoking when the cops showed up and he immediately ran out of the building with 80's girl. Very sus, eh? Well it gets even more so when I remember being told very early in the night that the connection for all sorts of drugs was on the scene, and I saw Dax talking with him on more than one occasion.

When he came out he was clearly in distress. Mental anguish, not pain. Crossing his arms, visibly sweating and obviously nervous. Like a teenager stoned in public for their first time. *They know*

Watch the footage that comes out on Pod Awful tonight if you want to see it for yourself.
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I don't think he was injured either.

I'll pass on watching Pod Awful. That guy is terrible. I'll waiting for the clips to be posted here.
 
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Didn't some review said that toilets were nice or some shit like that?
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Chadmonk4421 said:
Buddy sent me the Audio. Ethan ralph is womanly. Kept on switching between being friendly and wanting to fight him
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I'm kind of wondering if this almost bipolar way of interacting with people is a deliberate, intentional thing on Ralph's part he's picked up to try and imitate the behaviour of popular TV and movie mob bosses and gangsters. Everyone knows the trope of the big bad guy sitting in a dark room with his victim, building tension, and then they do the switch-up where the boss goes from serious and grim to laughing and being personable either to psychologically fuck with the other guy or to do a "hey kid ya got balls, I like that." shtick.

Ralph sees himself as a super hardcore probably mafioso at this point, or at least cult leader, and everything in his life revolves around presentation. He's probably jealous that Sargon got the 'Don' nickname rather than him.
 
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Frabato said:
3 that I can confirm myself. Then add bathroom tard, tux, and rape-it Ralph wrecker. So at least 5, which is like 10% of attendance 🤣
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Formula one downey said:
Ah man, at least a good 10 of us were gat dang aylawgs. In reality I say that Ralph had only around 25 fans there, others wanted to meet destiny, dick, etc. Maybe a few there just to enjoy the free Cole slaw.
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Ralph has been in a non-stop cope for the entire day trying to spin the event as a success, even claiming he's gonna do annual Kingpins that will be better. But since he's an avid reader of these threads, he's knows that any event he plans in the future is gonna have massive aylawg infiltration.

It looks like Ralph will have anywhere from 20-40 people show up to support him at live events, then maybe another 20-40 for whatever guest he can book (assuming there will be any left in the future). The rest will be aylawgs there to fuck with him. But since his ego can't handle this fact, he's still gonna try to sell as many tickets as possible.

It's gotta be stressful keeping up the mirage of being an 'icon of the sektur' with that sword of damocles hanging over his head.

Keep fucking with Metokur and ip2 spergs tho, Ralph! I'm sure it'll work out great for you since you're a king!
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph has been in a non-stop cope for the entire day trying to spin the event as a success, even claiming he's gonna do annual Kingpins that will be even better. But since he's an avid reader of these threads, he's knows that any event he plans in the future is gonna have massive aylawg infiltration.

It looks like Ralph will have anywhere from 20-40 people show up to support him at live events, then maybe another 20-40 for whatever guest he can book (assuming there will be any left in the future). The rest will be aylawgs there to fuck with him. But since his ego can't handle this fact, he's still gonna try to sell as many tickets as possible.

It's gotta be stressful keeping up the mirage of being an 'icon of the sektur' with that sword of damocles hanging over his head.

Keep fucking with Metokur and ip2 spergs tho, Ralph! I'm sure it'll work out great for you since you're a king!
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I predict, that will be the only guntcon that he will host, his paypiggies are drying up. Or next year will be held in a public park in his town, after upcoming child support and no fans (donos) he won't be able to afford guntcon 2023.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph has been in a non-stop cope for the entire day trying to spin the event as a success, even claiming he's gonna do annual Kingpins that will be even better. But since he's an avid reader of these threads, he's knows that any event he plans in the future is gonna have massive aylawg infiltration.

It looks like Ralph will have anywhere from 20-40 people show up to support him at live events, then maybe another 20-40 for whatever guest he can book (assuming there will be any left in the future). The rest will be aylawgs there to fuck with him. But since his ego can't handle this fact, he's still gonna try to sell as many tickets as possible.

It's gotta be stressful keeping up the mirage of being an 'icon of the sektur' with that sword of damocles hanging over his head.

Keep fucking with Metokur and ip2 spergs tho, Ralph! I'm sure it'll work out great for you since you're a king!
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honestly I doubt that bowling alley will have them back, the dude is a friend of dick's IIRC. It was supposed to be a private event, looked like tons of locals there unless all those fat senior citizens and dumpy old lot lizards around the bar were official killstream fanatics.

I'm sure they floated the owner some crazy number, like yea we could easily have 500 people show up! After experiencing the gunt, it's less likely they'll do business again and it's only a matter of time before Dick cuts ralph off the tit. He's just too much risk to affiliate with.

Any other venue that ralph tries to do business with as soon as the location is leaked I'm sure Alogs will just send them videos of ralph screaming faggot over their loudspeaker coked out of his mind. Not a great look and it's very rare that someone would want to do business with that kind of nightmare for the very little money ralph could offer.
 
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Would anyone have access to the unedited stream, or could they clip a part from the Blaze Studios rant he did? It's the one used in Sunrise Productions, but I would like it without tuba please.


9:11 - 10:23

In particular I want the part about him ranting "They set me up like a motherfuckin' bowling pin!" because that is going to be the new "They played us like a damn fiddle!" (at 9:19)
 
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