Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Aunt Carol]

Or he's bullshitting as usual.

"At" the hospital; he might be trying to be clever.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"At" the hospital; he might be trying to be clever.

I count "Coach Zas had a check-up or some other business with his doctors" as bullshitting since Lardass O'Beetus is clearly fishing for asspats and griftbux.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So either no one woke up porky to tell him they were leaving to the hospital.

Or his mom was out on the town and something happened.

Either way he's already forgot about it and is sperging about wrestling

Well.......she is dead after all

 

[MetalParakeet]

Porky is pretending he's gonna be a caretaker and it's gonna prevent him from having a life.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Porky is pretending he's gonna be a caretaker and it's gonna prevent him from having a life.

The Shield becoming the man of the house when?

 

[theshep]

Porky is pretending he's gonna be a caretaker and it's gonna prevent him from having a life.

As if he's going to take care of his mother. He can barely look after himself. If this is true, the step-father will be doing all the work. Guaranteed.

 

[Piss Bear]

Porky is pretending he's gonna be a caretaker and it's gonna prevent him from having a life.

So his mom is supposedly coming home from the hospital cripplingly sick and/or disabled, and all Lou can think about is how it’s going to affect him? He doesn’t even try to hide this shit lol… unless he’s using it to grift, of course.

Here’s the archive for that particular Tweet, I sense it might come in handy lol.
Archive

 

[Solid Snek]

Wow, OK. So I saw the hospital tweet, and archived it:

https://archive.ph/a6Rkg

I noticed that he immediately decided to start wrestlesperging, which seems a little inappropriate, but nah. No jokes. Not gonna make fun of Lou.

I hope your mom's OK, dude.

... but then...

Porky is pretending he's gonna be a caretaker and it's gonna prevent him from having a life.

So his mom didn't die... and he's upset... because now, whatever issue she's got, she's gonna burden him...

Holy fuck...

HOLY FUCK

Spoiler

I didn't think you would top the cat, Lou, but I really, truly, hope you die.

No, really. Your mum should have aborted you. Every bit of misery you experience is richly deserved. I hope all the joy and pleasure you get from your iPads and porn turns to ashes in your mouth as you die a slow and agonizing death from the health issues you have brought on yourself. Your mother is literally the only reason you have not starved, frozen, and been beaten to death under a highway overpass by your fellow homeless men. You have done nothing with your life; you have earned nothing, and deserved even less. You owe that crazy old bat literally everything you have.

If you're going to use your own mother as a grift cat, fine. Your friends are a motley assortment of groomers, tankies, and maniacs, and while your actions are terrible, you'd be hard pressed to find victims more deserving of predation. But stow the fucking "uuuh woe is me I'm wasting my life helping people" until you've actually wasted a significant chunk of your life helping people. One decade of taking care of your mum, minimum, before you can open your fat fucking mouth, you spoiled child and selfish failure of a man.


Archive of that FUCKING TWEET THREAD, too.

https://archive.ph/0uetv

And to help find these tweets later:
Mom Sick Mom Undisclosed Illness Denise Gagliardi Hospital Mother Lou Uses His Sick Mom As A Prop DIE LOU

 

[Spoonomancer]

We all know if Mama Gags is truly dying then Lou would have be pulling several grifting attempts because boo-boo his mother is dying.


Hope your mother is okay so this can come back and have people shove you off the net, Lou. The Dying Cat arc was bad enough, the Dying Mother arc would be MUCH worse if only because she's literally the only reason what is left of Lou's family even as much as has a roof over his head. If Mama Gags is truly dying, then I hope Louman Shield has extended family to stay with.

 

[MetalParakeet]

It's great that she can go to the hospital while little Louis sleeps, and can come back just hours later with some kind of terrible illness that'll soon require constant care.

That's how it normally works, right? 4 hours in the hospital, get told you're gonna soon be incapacitated and then get sent home to eat dinner

 

[Piss Bear]

I don’t know what’s wrong with Lou’s mom but I think if she saw that Tweet she’d be livid, because he doesn’t do shit to help to begin with and his life is as cozy as can be.

Denise being sick or whatever just means he has to make his own spaghetti from now on. Like so:

Archive

Key word: he’s trying you guys.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I don’t know what’s wrong with Lou’s mom but I think if she saw that Tweet she’d be livid, because he doesn’t do shit to help to begin with and his life is as cozy as can be.

Denise being sick or whatever just means he has to make his own spaghetti from now on. Like so:
View attachment 3142520
Archive

Key word: he’s trying you guys.

Tip: stop eating so much fucking spaghetti.

But nah, she wouldn't be mad. People have shown her worst posts before and she just goes to bat for him

 

[Piss Bear]

Tip: stop eating so much fucking spaghetti.

But nah, she wouldn't be mad. People have shown her worst posts before and she just goes to bat for him

Yeah I suppose you’re right. She just brushes it off as “Oh are you one of them kiwifarm trolls? I don’t believe a word you say.” She doesn’t really defend her son, it seems like they both mutually hate each other.

It seems like this hospital thing hasn’t affected Lou’s life too much yet since he isn’t talking about it anymore. I find it funny that whatever happened, his first reaction isn’t sympathy or shock, it’s “This is going to make my life harder. Woe is me.”
Lou really letting his true colors shine lately.

 

[Solid Snek]

But nah, she wouldn't be mad. People have shown her worst posts before and she just goes to bat for him

ARE YOU A KIWI FARMS?!

Shitty as Denise is, at least she goes to bat for her family.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Yeah I suppose you’re right. She just brushes it off as “Oh are you one of them kiwifarm trolls? I don’t believe a word you say.” She doesn’t really defend her son, it seems like they both mutually hate each other.

It seems like this hospital thing hasn’t affected Lou’s life too much yet since he isn’t talking about it anymore. I find it funny that whatever happened, his first reaction isn’t sympathy or shock, it’s “This is going to make my life harder. Woe is me.”
Lou really letting his true colors shine lately.

She'll likely get a home aid (if she's even that sick) and Louis will start demanding his tendies from whichever underpaid lass has to enter that cesspit

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I love how Louie believes he would look after his mother, when all his life it's been the other way around.

God forbid Denise kicks the bucket, but I can't wait for that reality to smack Lou upside the head.

Where would he go? He has no friends. Most he can hope for is a shitty living arrangement in a share house with other troons or furfags, and those never end amicably. Lou would -need- to pay rent, do chores, etc.

He might be able to stay with his ex-con stepbrother, bit I doubt that would last very long. He would need to find work, and good luck with that being almost 40 and with no marketable skills or work history.

The only thing I see in Lou's future once Denise goes tits up is him committing suicide or being homeless - he has absolutely no ability to function outside of mama's bubble he's been orbiting for almost 40 years, and I'm very interested to see how he handles having his safety net yanked out from under him.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I love how Louie believes he would look after his mother, when all his life it's been the other way around.

God forbid Denise kicks the bucket, but I can't wait for that reality to smack Lou upside the head.

Where would he go? He has no friends. Most he can hope for is a shitty living arrangement in a share house with other troons or furfags, and those never end amicably. Lou would -need- to pay rent, do chores, etc.

He might be able to stay with his ex-con stepbrother, bit I doubt that would last very long. He would need to find work, and good luck with that being almost 40 and with no marketable skills or work history.

The only thing I see in Lou's future once Denise goes tits up is him committing suicide or being homeless - he has absolutely no ability to function outside of mama's bubble he's been orbiting for almost 40 years, and I'm very interested to see how he handles having his safety net yanked out from under him.

Eh I can see a relative popping up and helping. Denise has a few siblings but I know at least one of her sisters thinks she's a cunt

 

[Piss Bear]

No fucking way, he almost wrote a transformation story about his fursona?

Archive
Young Liam Larson got viciously bitten by a tiger and became… a fucking corpse! Such a boring prompt, he was on a field trip at the tiger exhibit and got bitten by a tiger? What, did the retard fall in? Did the tiger get shot and make headline news afterwards?

Where’s the middle part? I need to know!


A parody in this sense would be an interesting read. Do it, Lou!

 

[Spoonomancer]

No fucking way, he almost wrote a transformation story about his fursona?
View attachment 3142729
Archive
Young Liam Larson got viciously bitten by a tiger and became… a fucking corpse! Tiger bites can crush bone Lou. Such a boring prompt too, he was on a field trip at the tiger exhibit and got bitten by a tiger? What, did the retard fall in? Did the tiger get shot and make headline news afterwards?

Where’s the middle part? I need to know!


A parody in this sense would be an interesting read. Do it, Lou!

you ever notice that Lou doesn't acknowledge Spider-Gwen or BatWoman, two real Marvel super-heroes. Of course, I forget that Lou doesn't actually read the comics, and expects to learn of these heroes through blockbuster movies.

 

[Mountain Dew]

Lou crying about red meat when the true problem is the fact that he won't stop consuming massive amounts of simple carbs is very confusing to me. You can eat a hamburger, just stop using the bun. You can eat ground beef, just stop adding it to shitty store bought sauce and white pasta. I know chicken is "better" for you, but protein over carbs any day.