Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Blown engine coming from a literal retard could mean anything from fucked piston rings to dirty injectors. Tom has no idea what he's talking about, but getting rid of a PT cruiser might be the only sensible thing he's ever done in his life.

And just LOL at the idea of Tom "parting out" a car. You really expect a braindead layabout to successfully disassemble a car and list the individual components for sale online?

The best Tom could hope for with that car is letting someone come pick it up for free and take it away without charging for the towing. This fucking moron lets the TV talk to him too much

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The best Tom could hope for with that car is letting someone come pick it up for free and take it away without charging for the towing. This fucking moron lets the TV talk to him too much

And then he’ll act like he got a totally sweet deal thanks to his sharp negotiations.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

And then he’ll act like he got a totally sweet deal thanks to his sharp negotiations.

Tom's negotiating skills remind me of this

Tom pays sticker price and thinks he made the greatest deal ever

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Tom's negotiating skills remind me of this

Tom pays sticker price and thinks he made the greatest deal ever

You reminded me of this rant, which I think applies well to Tom.

 

[repentance]

Well, as long as that's all that's wrong.

It was so immaculate when he got it that he had to spend $700 on it straight away.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

It was so immaculate when he got it that he had to spend $700 on it straight away.

You are off by a few hundred dollars there on replacing an engine for a shit car

 

[repentance]

You are off by a few hundred dollars there on replacing an engine for a shit car

I'm not talking about the engine. It needed $700 in repairs when he bought it, which is hardly "immaculate".

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I found a meme that will explain how the Tommy Tooter story will end

 

[wry wrangler]

He'll probably wind up dying alone, in bed. No one will notice until his neighbors start to complain about the smell of his putrid, rotting corpse.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He'll probably wind up dying alone, in bed. No one will notice until his neighbors start to complain about the smell of his putrid, rotting corpse.

What is the difference in smell between every day Tommy and a corpse of Tommy?

 

[The I Scream Man]

What is the difference in smell between every day Tommy and a corpse of Tommy?

How far away you can detect it

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

How far away you can detect it

So the morgue is going to have to smell it before they start looking for where the smell is coming from

 

[The I Scream Man]

So the morgue is going to have to smell it before they start looking for where the smell is coming from

Basically, normally Thomas smells fucking awful but it comes and goes as he moves around to and from you, but when he's dead it will simply concentrate and rot

It won't smell any different, appreciably, but it will get worse over time

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If Tom lives another year, I will gladly get on the phone with the IRS and email the receipts of everything he has claimed to have done for taxes this year. Just sending the IRS, Arizona department of revenue, New Mexico department of revenue, and any other state he claims to have sold fake rocks in's department of revenue. Just watch the ugly faggot of a man squirm in tax court

Didn't Tom claim he is making $1000 a day on the stock market? I wonder how much taxes someone would have to pay making $365,000 a year.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Didn't Tom claim he is making $1000 a day on the stock market?

That explains why he still lives in apparent poverty.

Without:

• a functional vehicle, nor at least someone to pay to drive him
• nutritious, non-dumpster-scavenged food
• a place he likes to live in, which is well-maintained and clean
• the ability to maintain his own hygiene and mental health

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Didn't Tom claim he is making $1000 a day on the stock market? I wonder how much taxes someone would have to pay making $365,000 a year.

So that is a complete lie he has told and the IRS will take a single look at his investment along with the Consolidated 1099 his shitty investment company will draw up and laugh at his post. I would rather post all the things Tom has said about making all these sales and buying all these new stones with his successful business to the IRS and department of revenue. Thats a lot of sales and use tax that Tom isn't paying there

That explains why he still lives in apparent poverty.

Without:

• a functional vehicle, nor at least someone to pay to drive him
• nutritious, non-dumpster-scavenged food
• a place he likes to live in, which is well-maintained and clean
• the ability to maintain his own hygiene and mental health

He was on camera talking about how he has $800 a month to spend on rent from his social security checks. He also keeps trying to find places that are rent to own. Tom wants to use government welfare to own a house

 

[Positron]

He was on camera talking about how he has $800 a month to spend on rent from his social security checks. He also keeps trying to find places that are rent to own. Tom wants to use government welfare to own a house

What's the point when he is to die in at most 2 years' time?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What's the point when he is to die in at most 2 years' time?

Tom won't die. He's gonna get taken away by the space Jews in January of 2020 and they'll make him a real woman.

We'll see who's laughing then you malignant moronic marshmallow!

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I don't think Tom is aware of time passing. Probably as a coping mechanism he learned long ago. He really seems to lack an awareness of his own mortality, and his own personal timeline is all muddled up and confused. Like, even that 40 years of craftmanship doesn't really make sense, since he was a homeless busker back then. I wonder if he genuinely doesn't have the ability to distinguish between different periods of his life.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So that is a complete lie he has told and the IRS will take a single look at his investment along with the Consolidated 1099 his shitty investment company will draw up and laugh at his post. I would rather post all the things Tom has said about making all these sales and buying all these new stones with his successful business to the IRS and department of revenue. Thats a lot of sales and use tax that Tom isn't paying there

There's also the fact that the "green" stocks he wants to invest in will never make $1000 a day even combined. Unless you own a few thousand you'll probably only get $50 average a day max.