Game Gunts - What happens when you take a fat alcoholic with a dying show and watch him play video games where he sucks, doesn't say anything funny nor insightful, and can't be bothered to learn how to properly play?

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I really want to see the ralphamale play a moba. It'd be pretty interesting to see how his wigger brain deals with ranged advantage, wave management, getting ganked, getting dove under tower, etc.
 
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Even Gator is spitting on Ralph's complete lack of skillz:
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Didn't Josh say he wanted to do some game streams in the future? Is everything Gunt does an attempt to one-up someone?
 
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Spergichu said:
Didn't Josh say he wanted to do some game streams in the future? Is everything Gunt does an attempt to one-up someone?
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Yeah he said he on this week's MATI. Josh said we'd enjoy watching play CK3. Which I think is Crusader Kings but I'm not sure.
 
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I'm sure Odysee loves the fact that one of their top streamers is boradcasting pirated Russian spyware. Totally a platform equipped to compete with the likes of Twitch and YouTube.

No I am not asking people to narc JCaesar187 out, he is just fat hypocritical thief. Remember when he DMCA'ed PPP for commenting on his worthless Patreon or whatever stream and copyright striked countless mirrors of him gunting across the land? He seethed about people "stealing" his "content" that's placed behind a paywall, yet he doesn't even have the decency to buy the game.

At least Russians and Chinese have decent excuses (still not justified, get a VPN you retard) to pirate games due to (lack of) accessibility. When content is easy to access, most people just pay. People choose the easiest method, if you made your game so hard to pay for, people will just download a copy from some Russian spyware site. Such is not the case of the COMPTED Ralphamale with his $40k subprime repo-in-process and 109 excecutables.
 
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AltisticRight said:
I'm sure Odysee loves the fact that one of their top streamers is boradcasting pirated Russian spyware.

No I am not asking people to narc JCaesar187 out, he is just fat hypocritical thief. Remember when he DMCA'ed PPP for commenting on his worthless Patreon or whatever stream and copyright striked countless mirrors of him gunting across the land? He seethed about people "stealing" his "content" that's placed behind a paywall, yet he doesn't even have the decency to buy the game.
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Odysee is just happy the theft is happening on their platform.

Ralph pretends the issue is ‘stolen’ content, that’s his cope for someone called him a mean name on the internet…
 
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You know, I had just this idea for a Killstream show: Gunt Center CX wherein Ralph tries to play kusoge on stream and see how far before he rage pigs out of it.
 
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If he somehow gets far enough, what are the chances that he loses his shit upon seeing a Godskin Noble?
 
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Why buy so many games if you're just going to rage quit after 2 hours or so?

Or maybe only a faggot like me can dump 1000 hours into Breath of the Wild. The true Ralphamale plays a game for 2 hours and proceeds to holler.
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I don't get it, with Metroid prime he played less than 1 hour probably less than 30 min. Why? What is the point? Just to be able to claim he played it? We all know Ralph is not really into video games unless he can roleplay as a jogger (and pretend he is a regular sized person) in one of his NBA games or live out his wrestling fantasies.
Why even bother buying anything else if that's the only thing he likes?
 
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I don't get it, with Metroid prime he played less than 1 hour probably less than 30 min. Why? What is the point? Just to be able to claim he played it? We all know Ralph is not really into video games unless he can roleplay as a jogger (and pretend he is a regular sized person) in one of his NBA games or live out his wrestling fantasies.
Why even bother buying anything else if that's the only thing he likes?
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Alice is a big Animal Crossing fan. Ralph even bought her games for Christmas trying to slink down her chimney. He clearly was trying to be that middle aged guy hanging around Hot Topic trying to pick up wannabe teenage goth girls mad at their dads. This is the account of a groomer.
 
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