Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JCDenthog]

I’m not sure what’s more lunatic: having notifications on to wake him up every time a tweet mentions him or being wasted and unwilling to go to sleep in case someone mentions him. Either way, we can see the catastrophic decision making that comes with shitty sleep.

You'd think being drunk would make one sleepy. Is it different for alcoholics?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I am always impressed by how prolific this guy is about the stupidest shit. This thread is like the Lucas Werner one where the highlight function doesn't work as you would expect because the subject of the thread puts out so much stupid shit that it all fades into the static.

I want to sperg about interwar belgium and its tremendous diplomatic and strategic failures in both wars but fatrick has already moved on from simping for the French to lecturing on modern supersonic missiles again. And by the time I write this comment he'll have moved on to talking about how inefficient NYC's sanitation deployments are and how they could increase productivity by 150% by liking his tweets

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You'd think being drunk would make one sleepy. Is it different for alcoholics?

Alcoholics have a very hard time sleeping. One of the hallmarks of end stage alcoholism is a complete inability to sleep through the night while sober or drunk. It’s a true hell of his own making.

It’s also not easy to sleep when you burned $150k on a doomed lawsuit and owe Quasi tens of thousands of dollars with compound interest accruing every day and have zero income. #PayQuasi

 

[stupid moron]

I’m not sure what’s more lunatic: having notifications on to wake him up every time a tweet mentions him or being wasted and unwilling to go to sleep in case someone mentions him. Either way, we can see the catastrophic decision making that comes with shitty sleep.

Patrick hooks up his phone to a stadium speaker system when he sleeps so he doesn’t miss a single tweet. He always has to get the last word in. He calls it the Stalker Alarm™. Otherwise his snoring would cover up the sound of notifications, because he’s obese.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Anyone order a lecture on missiles from a man who flunked out of his first semester of community college? No? Well here it is anyway.

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Professor Piggy pauses mid-lecture to deal with one of those darn imposter childs:

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Oh... Good.

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"Y'all still here? Because I have other things to do if not..." What a needy self-important ass.

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In conclusion...

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Oh God, he's not finished:

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He is shitfaced:

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And I'm out, if you want to catch the rest of it head to his twitter:

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https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/with_replies

Imagine doing all this song and dance for tens of twitter likes. What a silly fat fool.

Edit: He had seven more tweets to go. I'll post them here for the sake of completeness.

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "Guess I have to talk about "Hyperso…

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I don't know anything about rockets or missiles, but I have be a little skeptical of getting military tech information from a guy who thinks you can kill tanks with a paint balloon.

 

[NotFatChild]

I have a question for all Fat Rick watchers out there, I used to be an avid KinoBlob watcher but he was so tiresome it drained my soul but with Fat i could watch his dumb ass antics all day long but he's easily as hateable as CinemaRobert what's the difference?

Movieblob is boring and bland, and at the end of the day there's nothing anyone do to him that's worse than the life he's already made for himself. At this point, blob is indistinguishable from other blueanon twitter checkmarks, all just as insane and just as retarded as he is.

Patrick, who is not fat, stalker, on the other hand, will constantly engage with his trolls. Not only that, but he finds a new way to look retarded every week. Unlike Blob, fatrick will say things so stupid that other people will notice and join in with us to laugh at him over. It's a wholesome bonding experience.

Like when that "lawyer" asked him if he was being cyberstalked, was directed here, and then went back and admitted 'yeah its mostly people calling him fat and that isn't illegal.' Even braindead leftists find fatrick stupid, and fat. In addition, fatrick is NEVER wrong and this is where most of the comedy is generated.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Jon del Arroz is not accurately described as 'a small youtuber', he's kind of an object of hate of the lefty sci-fi/comics community, an author, etc, etc. Also he participates here, including this thread!

If he were half as good at writing as he was as self-promotion he'd have a fucking pulitzer. But at the end of the day hes just a fat beaner who is slightly less insuffereanle than the fat mivk rick.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

This tard rage isn't even true.

The Patriot Missile system didn't really work, there's an entire book about this farce but it comes down to two points.

Saddam had removed weight from the nose of the SCUD in an effort to get more which made them unstable and unpredictable. Most of what was being attributed as kills were in fact the SCUDs crashing.

The other is the system had problems with the code. The way this system worked is it would detect what it thought was a missile, wait X amount of time, then look for the missile where it expected it to be based on time and speed. If it detected the missile in this area of the sky it would launch, if it didn't it wouldn't.

There was issues with the code that caused a running timer error. Basically the longer the system was turned on the further the clock would be out of sync. Because this clock is what determined how long the system should wait and where to look it meant it was looking in the wrong place.

 

[thismanlies]

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More proof patrick has no sense of humour. Owen A Forms is the ouroborus of comedy. Infinite, recursive loffs, constantly collapsing in on themselves under the weight of their own absurdity. Even Aaron Lam thought it was funny. Only a truly warped mind could read those tweets try and claim they were the result of psychosis.

Just a tip for Fat Rick, doppelgangers impersonating people would make a much more interesting book than whatever Dickens-era crap you're working on.

 

[ellroy]

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This tard rage isn't even true.

The Patriot Missile system didn't really work, there's an entire book about this farce but it comes down to two points.

Saddam had removed weight from the nose of the SCUD in an effort to get more which made them unstable and unpredictable. Most of what was being attributed as kills were in fact the SCUDs crashing.

The other is the system had problems with the code. The way this system worked is it would detect what it thought was a missile, wait X amount of time, then look for the missile where it expected it to be based on time and speed. If it detected the missile in this area of the sky it would launch, if it didn't it wouldn't.

There was issues with the code that caused a running timer error. Basically the longer the system was turned on the further the clock would be out of sync. Because this clock is what determined how long the system should wait and where to look it meant it was looking in the wrong place.

Concerning Patriot. Patriot at the time was designed to work on fighter aircraft with a certain radar cross-section as opposed to the SCUD which was not as big of an object, similar length but much smaller width. Because the radar return won't be as great on a SCUD in comparison to a MiG-25, the radar tracker has less coherent observations to create clear accurate flight for directional prediction to feed to the missile and guide it to the target. It also takes longer to create a track, hence the timing issue.

Missiles hitting other missiles traveling at hypersonic speeds is still a big engineering problem. During Trump's North Korea sabre rattling, the New York Times liked to point out that the most accurate anti-ICBM system the US has, THAAD, has a 13% success rate against ICBMs (all done in controlled test environments). In recent publications, the New York Times has been more flattering in their coverage of US missile defense.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Concerning Patriot. Patriot at the time was designed to work on fighter aircraft with a certain radar cross-section as opposed to the SCUD which was not as big of an object, similar length but much smaller width. Because the radar return won't be as great on a SCUD in comparison to a MiG-25, the radar tracker has less coherent observations to create clear accurate flight for directional prediction to feed to the missile and guide it to the target. It also takes longer to create a track, hence the timing issue.

Missiles hitting other missiles traveling at hypersonic speeds is still a big engineering problem. During Trump's North Korea sabre rattling, the New York Times liked to point out that the most accurate anti-ICBM system the US has, THAAD, has a 13% success rate against ICBMs (all done in controlled test environments). In recent publications, the New York Times has been more flattering in their coverage of US missile defense.

I always liked how Saddam's junk-ass SCUDs would fall apart in flight, and the Patriot's seeker head couldn't decide which piece to target, so it just went flying by until it would eventually fall and do more damage than the SCUD did.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Of course Fatrick would have been paying $240 a month(!!) for cable. Wonder if there’s any particular reason he’s starting to pinch pennies?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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Of course Fatrick would have been paying $240 a month(!!) for cable. Wonder if there’s any particular reason he’s starting to pinch pennies?

Lol.. what a late to the game boomer

 

[AprilRains]

He's almost certainly exaggerating that monthly cost. He doesn't want to admit that he can't afford half of that, especially with larger debts owing. Of course, he looks like a total idiot for overpaying, but he'd rather cop to that than admit he's a poorfag.

 

[AnOminous]

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Of course Fatrick would have been paying $240 a month(!!) for cable. Wonder if there’s any particular reason he’s starting to pinch pennies?

At this rate it will be 100 months before he has enough to pay Quasi.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Another completely unnecessary self-own wrapped inside a self-own from Patrick. He's so weak-minded and addicted to Twitter he can't resist the compulsion to tweet even the stuff that make him look pathetic. And in his attempt to turn the penny-pinching into something resembling a W he only paints himself as an even bigger fool by proudly pretending like he was paying $240/mo for cable.

Besides the self-adulatory Tucker/Fox angle is so profoundly stupid on top of inaccurate. He has paid for cable for decades and THE MINUTE he stops doing it he makes it out to be some great act of resistance? You were ok with "giving money to Tucker" in March, but in April you already act like a smug faggot about not participating? Fat moron.

 

[Helium Bubble]

I realize these aren't quotes or anything, but:

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Bro dafuq were you spending $240 a month on? Were you buying your TV service from the same guy who sells your wife weed?

Edit-- to be totally clear I have no idea if his wife smokes pot. Looking at her pics makes me think she's got a tin of 'herbal tea' stashed in a cupboard, that's all.

 

[Ophelia]

All he had to do to make his (autistic) point was say he was cutting cable. There’s no reason to tell us how much he was paying. Now he’s either admitting he’s a poor or admitting he’s too dumb to pay a decent amount for it.

 

[r00]

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Of course Fatrick would have been paying $240 a month(!!) for cable. Wonder if there’s any particular reason he’s starting to pinch pennies?

Seriously, what the fuck cable package costs nearly 3000 a year? Is this just a tomlinson tall tale, or are there actually deals that shitty?

 

[ImportantOpinions]

I'm guessing the $240/month is some sleazy Time Warner salesman who upsold an absolute buffoon.

"We have the Double Platinum package, but it's only for celebrities and our most important clients."

"I will settle for only the best. It's how I live my life."

All the premium movie channels, all the season passes in every sport, even the ones he doesn't watch. Well maybe someday I'll want to watch Mexican soccer! Then I will switch to channel 759, there will be no Mexican soccer, and that is unacceptable!