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The absolute state of Ralph fans
I imagine Jim's posts read in his sardonic, mocking voice while Ralph is rocking back and forth with his eyes bulging out screaming like a demented retard, snorting and squealing like a pig in between words.
I hope that Ralph, boosted by the Massive W of the bowling event, strikes out and gets felted in return.
The problem with trying to teach Ralph a lesson is he is so constantly blackout drunk and drugged he probably wouldn't remember it. He probably doesn't even know he completely got his ass handed to him.
"That damn dirty cancer patient Mr. Medicare is a damn dirty Ayyyy-log, just like that a Pee-dough-phile at the Broke Dick Farms Joshua Conner Moon, and that traitor snake Gaytor, just like that other snake ayyyylog Fagmenco, and don't get me started on that big nosed autistic cuck ayyyylog grifter Nick Rekaita. It's not me who's the retard, it's everyone else who are the aylogs!"
Ill bet Jim watched Fagmencos stream and was like god fucking damn it. Can these autist do nothing right? How can a man be handed so much gold and turn it in to dogshit? Ralph is not the only one around here with the reverse midas touch.
I would wager he considers Dick to be his best friend. Ralph literally doesn't have friends, this was originally supposed to be his wedding and he brought nobody he knew irl from back home, and while the event was going on he was either sitting in a corner alone or yelling at Jim on Twitter. I don't even understand it, somehow he has actual fans like this weird ass UState guy who is inexplicably proud of giving him "thousands of dollars" and shaking his hand and yet people still don't seem to want to hang out with him for an extended period of time.
Ralph will be driving while watching it on one phone and checking Kiwi Farms on the other.
Ralph did say Gaytor was his best and closest friend, but Gaytor seemed to view Ralph as a casual friend at best. Granted, Gaytor was also carrying Ralph's gunt around so I could see why there were mixed signals.
GATOR WAS MY BEST GODDAMN FRIEND...Now where does he live again and what's his name? I forgot.....
Doesn't he make files on people though? If I knew my friends were collecting dirt on me I'd drop them like a rock. Then again, if he's putting parts of himself into hookers' poopers and you couple that with his weight and living in the south? Come the summer he may actually smell like a legitimate pig sty.
Jim should put him back down, he's upset.
