Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[BelUwUga]

Crazy! An archeology teaching assistant, software developer, data scientist, demolitionist, and a part time speciality therapist? All in under a year! Wow Bella, how impressive and not blatantly delusional.

What is the point is juggling around all of this? Bitch was never mentally sound but this borders bizarre for me as she has so many (it's not huge, but over a 100 on each) people added on Facebook + followers on Instagram. If anyone actually pays attention to her besides Louis & Co, I can only imagine the confusion.

So a cluster B disorder is pretty much a given at this point, likely BPD. By her own disclosure she has gotten on ADHD medication- the behavior matches stimulants like amphetamines that are the current treatment of choice. Now while it would help someone that genuinely suffers from ADHD, it would also be a super convenient script to have when one has a lot of work to do. You can have laser focus where you're simply not tired and you'll need to set reminders to hydrate and eat. Now while there would be long term complications to extended abuse, these pretty much can be dosed indefinitely to great effect. Funny enough the major downside is almost certainly something her SEAL father is very educated on.

You see the issue you run into is that even if you can make it where someone isn't tired, they need sleep at a base level to maintain their cognitive faculties. Symptoms will eventually progress from simply being dumber, to hallucinations, loss of memory, erratic behavior, manic episodes, delusions, and full-blown stimulant induced psychosis. The DoD started with research we got from Germans via Operation Paperclip and DARPA will still through buckets of money your way today to try and crack this particular nut. Some people have better endurance than others, there are some things you can do to increase longevity, but it will get to a point where the subject is simply tweaked the fuck out and only sleep will fix it.

What makes me believe it most for ILJ is the weird red eyes she adds to pictures. Puffy tweaker eyes are a dead giveaway for someone abusing stimulants. Modifying public pictures to make others think you just look like that is exactly the type of tweaker "genius" these exceptional individuals display. You'll frequently see evidence of something that started as a rational proposition or a clever starting idea. Somewhere along the way things will either take a 90 degree shift in a completely different direction or be dropped entirely. If that's the case she better roll back to a hard 40up/8down split if she doesn't want some people in scrubs to give her a comfy new jacket and a trip to detox/inpatient.
Edit: So interestingly enough I think I have found an alternate-dimension Jack Murphy-Golman/ILJ copies that teamed up. Got it from this thread where alt-cuck is on trial and here's the first roller coaster of a detailed story. If ILJ were more competent or focused on something less autistic this could have easily been her imo.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

So a cluster B disorder is pretty much a given at this point, likely BPD. By her own disclosure she has gotten on ADHD medication- the behavior matches stimulants like amphetamines that are the current treatment of choice. Now while it would help someone that genuinely suffers from ADHD, it would also be a super convenient script to have when one has a lot of work to do. You can have laser focus where you're simply not tired and you'll need to set reminders to hydrate and eat. Now while there would be long term complications to extended abuse, these pretty much can be dosed indefinitely to great effect. Funny enough the major downside is almost certainly something her SEAL father is very educated on.

You see the issue you run into is that even if you can make it where someone isn't tired, they need sleep at a base level to maintain their cognitive faculties. Symptoms will eventually progress from simply being dumber, to hallucinations, loss of memory, erratic behavior, manic episodes, delusions, and full-blown stimulant induced psychosis. The DoD started with research we got from Germans via Operation Paperclip and DARPA will still through buckets of money your way today to try and crack this particular nut. Some people have better endurance than others, there are some things you can do to increase longevity, but it will get to a point where the subject is simply tweaked the fuck out and only sleep will fix it.

What makes me believe it most for ILJ is the weird red eyes she adds to pictures. Puffy tweaker eyes are a dead giveaway for someone abusing stimulants. Modifying public pictures to make others think you just look like that is exactly the type of tweaker "genius" these exceptional individuals display. You'll frequently see evidence of something that started as a rational proposition or a clever starting idea. Somewhere along the way things will either take a 90 degree shift in a completely different direction or be dropped entirely. If that's the case she better roll back to a hard 40up/8down split if she doesn't want some people in scrubs to give her a comfy new jacket and a trip to detox/inpatient.

As someone who (definitely doesn’t trust me) have experience with Aderall/Ritalin, after a few weeks of daily usage, you will adjust to the drug, and sleeping becomes much easier. However, if you’re exceeding the prescribed dosage, or taking off days, than yeah, psychosis type symptoms can be a huge problem.

I remember immediately assuming she wanted to get “ADHD” “medication” to either sell or abuse when I first saw her post.

 

[BelUwUga]

As someone who (definitely doesn’t trust me) have experience with Aderall/Ritalin, after a few weeks of daily usage, you will adjust to the drug, and sleeping becomes much easier. However, if you’re exceeding the prescribed dosage, or taking off days, than yeah, psychosis type symptoms can be a huge problem.

I remember immediately assuming she wanted to get “ADHD” “medication” to either sell or abuse when I first saw her post.

Yeah if you're using it as directed within the therapeutic index these symptoms are unlikely to happen to the average person. However if you were say, a college student, and had ready access to extra, you could get in trouble trying to stay up forever. Unfortunately the worse the effects, the better this exceptional idea sounds, so it can be a vicious positive feedback loop. This can take weeks/months to fully develop.

 

[Michael Janke]

Yeah if you're using it as directed within the therapeutic index these symptoms are unlikely to happen to the average person. However if you were say, a college student, and had ready access to extra, you could get in trouble trying to stay up forever. Unfortunately the worse the effects, the better this exceptional idea sounds, so it can be a vicious positive feedback loop. This can take weeks/months to fully develop.

if you don't have the self control to study regularly and on time, how can you reliably be trusted to use it within safe guidelines, regularly and on time.

 

[BelUwUga]

if you don't have the self control to study regularly and on time, how can you reliably be trusted to use it within safe guidelines, regularly and on time.

Well I have to take one kind of med daily. Mild ADHD but I kind of headbutted some pavement at about 30mph so if I had any IQ points to spare I do not anymore. I wake up in the morning, take one pill from the bottle next to my alarm clock, and I am more or less normal for the rest of the day. If I decide I want to go on a bender I would either be using up my supplies for future days, or finding an illegal source for them. All Schedule II drugs are controlled tightly enough that I can only fill my script on the day I am supposed to run out of pills. If you are convincing and your doctor/pharmacist trusts you, you can get one replacement script (pretty much ever). The far more likely answer you'll get is: "tough shit, your fill date is XX/YY/ZZ." Most states also treat individual pills about the same as a gram of cocaine, so it's kind of a life ruining risk for an adult.

None of this is going to stop or really even slow down someone who is motivated and wants to abuse their medication. And again it's a level of misuse that is far above what would be clinically ordered for a normal patient. So there's either crashes to cope with or she has found a supplemental supply if this is what she's doing.

 

[Michael Janke]

pavement at about 30mph so if I had any IQ points to spare I do not anymore.

i kind of wonder about Isabellas IQ, i doubt it's anything if not average. if you look at her parents, one had the will and intelligence to get through SEAL training. the other is an accomplished airline pilot. her stepmother is or was a CIA psychologist and supposedly one of the first female secret service members. though her mom had her late in life, so that might be the catalyst the fucked her up.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

i kind of wonder about Isabellas IQ, i doubt it's anything but average. if you look at her parents, one had the will and intelligence to get through SEAL training. the other is an accomplished airline pilot. her stepmother is or was a CIA psychologist and supposedly one of the first female secret service members. though her mom had her late in life, so that might be the catalyst the fucked her up.

i mean even Chris said that Barb and Bob having him at an advanced age is why he is fucked up
so the reasoning you made make sense.

 

[BelUwUga]

i kind of wonder about Isabellas IQ, i doubt it's anything but average. if you look at her parents, one had the will and intelligence to get through SEAL training. the other is an accomplished airline pilot. her stepmother is or was a CIA psychologist and supposedly one of the first female secret service members. though her mom had her late in life, so that might be the catalyst the fucked her up.

I wouldn't say she's hyperintelligent or anything but I think it would be reaching to say it's much below average if it is at all. There's a level of literacy and social understanding/manipulation that your garden variety idiot just can't hack. Unfortunately both SEALs and Pilots have that kind of very detail/goal oriented, linear thinking. When it gets out of hand or compounds with a personality disorder you wind up with skinwalkers like her.

Spoiler: My early head canon.

As others have mentioned while SEALs are employable as glowies they aren't exactly the recruiting pool for the brains of the operation. Glowies in the MKUltra/Finders division find out about their supersoldier with the pilot wife and they make a deal: sacrifice his progeny for the country he serves and he will have guaranteed work with them, guaranteed support to the future supersoldier they were hoping for, and idk a shrink for a second wife when he's made a widow. The human mind is a fragile thing and there was an oopsie woopsie and some CumFanta got splashed into the adrenochrome or whatever. As long as she's just boiling hamsters and not disclosing state secrets they are willing to somewhat cover for her.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Ok guys next time she creates a social media this obvious can we keep it on the down low for a while? Maxine Sidero Instagram provided me with some solid fap material and now it's private. My disappointment is immeasurable.

 

[Nobody Important]

Ok guys next time she creates a social media this obvious can we keep it on the down low for a while? Maxine Sidero Instagram provided me with some solid fap material and now it's private. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

 

[Rod Sterling]

i kind of wonder about Isabellas IQ, i doubt it's anything if not average. if you look at her parents, one had the will and intelligence to get through SEAL training. the other is an accomplished airline pilot. her stepmother is or was a CIA psychologist and supposedly one of the first female secret service members. though her mom had her late in life, so that might be the catalyst the fucked her up.

I wouldn't over think it, it doesn't take much above average intelligence wise to impress the American military, mostly just physical/mental strength. Having common sense to read a situation and act accordingly to how you were told is just not being an idiot.
You take that but remove training and whipping people into shape and you just end up with your run of the mill spoiled brat who lacks any type of self preservation or common sense. If anything, having successful people in her life just gave her an inferiority complex which is why she wants to be hailed as something she's not.

 

[GumballFapper]

i kind of wonder about Isabellas IQ, i doubt it's anything if not average.

Whatever her IQ is, she has an extreme complex of wanting to be seen as intelligent. Her "hobbies", chess and rubiks, are both common among the pseudo-intellectual crowd, because all you need to do is to memorize some patterns, and when you execute the mechanical patterns in public all the other guys who couldn't afford expensive classes like you think that you are intelligent or something.
She reportedly loved playing chess with everyone as an icebreaker and loved to insult their intelligence after they lost. At least chess needs a little bit of pattern seeking, rubiks is so braindead and mechanical that you can do it blindfolded.

She may have inherited her obsession with intelligence from her bio mom. Athena went to the Harvard extension school and wrote a horrible schizo-tier manifesto about christianity in the Lord of the Rings as her thesis where half of the references were internet blogs, and can't shut up about being a "Harvard graduate" now.

Not that I mind that, I still can't stop laughing over the fact that she said things like "Modem is mac address" and "I hacked into his ISP modem". Maxine Sidero, the #1 rising star of STEM and genius supercomputer inventor, is an animal abusing psychopath and the prime example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

 

[Nobody Important]

Whatever her IQ is, she has an extreme complex of wanting to be seen as intelligent. Her "hobbies", chess and rubiks, are both common among the pseudo-intellectual crowd, because all you need to do is to memorize some patterns, and when you execute the mechanical patterns in public all the other guys who couldn't afford expensive classes like you think that you are intelligent or something.
She reportedly loved playing chess with everyone as an icebreaker and loved to insult their intelligence after they lost. At least chess needs a little bit of pattern seeking, rubiks is so braindead and mechanical that you can do it blindfolded.

She may have inherited her obsession with intelligence from her bio mom. Athena went to the Harvard extension school and wrote a horrible schizo-tier manifesto about christianity in the Lord of the Rings as her thesis where half of the references were internet blogs, and can't shut up about being a "Harvard graduate" now.

Not that I mind that, I still can't stop laughing over the fact that she said things like "Modem is mac address" and "I hacked into his ISP modem". Maxine Sidero, the #1 rising star of STEM and genius supercomputer inventor, is an animal abusing psychopath and the prime example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

It almost seems like some Tim Ferris-level “life hack” for lazy motherfuckers. She may well know this stuff is bullshit, but nobody’s going to read it anyway.

 

[Maradontia]

2 truths and a lie. Bella is the lie. The other two are people who did things in their field and had ties to MIT.

At least 15+ years ago, Brigham Young did specifically court young Catholic women who met or exceed certain academic criteria. Not sure if they still do the same.

She does seem to have at least a couple of obvious ones.

Erm, why were they recruiting Catholic women specifically?

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone have any updates on her court hearing a few days ago? did she skip court again or did she actually show up?
edit: at this point, wouldnt they have sent someone to find her and force her to court if she skips again?

There's another arrest warrant:

Bench warrants like this can sit around for months or even years, especially when the person in question leaves the area. If she ever gets ID'd by the cops in NM they'll bring her in. If they have to bring you in because you blew it off, you're not getting out without the money, plus any additional fines, plus they might also charge you with the additional crime of failure to appear.

It all really depends on the locality, though. Some places have years of backlogs, and some periodically just go out and serve outstanding warrants. So if she's doing something dumb like blowing off arrest warrants while still living at her NM address, they'll pick her up eventually.

If she's flown the coop and never intends to come back she'll probably get away with it.

 

[Gamercat]

There's another arrest warrant:
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Bench warrants like this can sit around for months or even years, especially when the person in question leaves the area. If she ever gets ID'd by the cops in NM they'll bring her in. If they have to bring you in because you blew it off, you're not getting out without the money, plus any additional fines, plus they might also charge you with the additional crime of failure to appear.

It all really depends on the locality, though. Some places have years of backlogs, and some periodically just go out and serve outstanding warrants. So if she's doing something dumb like blowing off arrest warrants while still living at her NM address, they'll pick her up eventually.

If she's flown the coop and never intends to come back she'll probably get away with it.

her daddy will find away to bribe the cops

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

There's another arrest warrant:
View attachment 3144923
Bench warrants like this can sit around for months or even years, especially when the person in question leaves the area. If she ever gets ID'd by the cops in NM they'll bring her in. If they have to bring you in because you blew it off, you're not getting out without the money, plus any additional fines, plus they might also charge you with the additional crime of failure to appear.

It all really depends on the locality, though. Some places have years of backlogs, and some periodically just go out and serve outstanding warrants. So if she's doing something dumb like blowing off arrest warrants while still living at her NM address, they'll pick her up eventually.

If she's flown the coop and never intends to come back she'll probably get away with it.

I doubt she'll never return, it's where her only support is located. She definitely can't live on her own, and she hasn't even finished college. She'll definitely be returning to NM in the future. What a fucking idiot, that's the most lazy way to catch a charge.

 

[IAmADoctor]

I genuinely hope she gets super aids and dies a slow painfull death.

 

[Cybertonia]

What the fuck is a 20 something year old white girl doing picking up bench warrants for skipping traffic court? That's some fucking nog-level decision making

What a fucking waste of white privilege

 

[Mary Jane]

What the fuck is a 20 something year old white girl doing picking up bench warrants for skipping traffic court? That's some fucking nog-level decision making

What a fucking waste of white privilege

I'm a 20-something-year-old white girl and when I got a traffic ticket a couple years back I paid someone $50 to go to the court and talk it down to a parking ticket for me, like a normal person.