4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Dax lives in LA and that's his girlfriend? That's like a 2/10 in LA.

Honestly since she isn't made of 99% silicon and have a face like a typical LA zomboid I'm surprised.

Xander is 100% going to be Vito Jr once he finds out who his dad is

I imagine both kids will troon out, Xander will go through highschool looking like a puero rican whore, being made fun of in the locker room for his gunt and memphis micro. He's growing up in california so he will be on estrogen and wearing women's clothing before his 14th birthday.

 

[Point Man]

Metokur is going to do a dedicated stream to this shit show LOL Daddy Jim NOOOOOOO

Can't wait for another stream of Ralph bitching and complaining about Jim and calling his wife a chink for 6 hours straight

 

[temp o'rary]

Gonna tell the grandkids this was PPP and Warski

 

[Hüftpriester]

"Your babymama always said you'd be the chosen gunt..."

Your Gunt's one in a million
And it's filled with slime (shame about it)
But you were born under a bad sign
With a blood clot in your eye

 

[Catspajamas7]

I present to you the future of the white race.

 

[Salubrious]

Having caught up this thread after being away all weekend, I'm surprised nobody mentioned that Gunt wasn't hit with a punch, but a worked pro wrestling style forearm (since "closed fists" are technically illegal in pro wrestling fake rules). I would have thought in real time it was a worked forearm shot to make Ralph look "tough" for standing up to it.

 

[Henrietta]

Holy hell, he's repeating the advice on throwing a punch that was posted on this thread nearly verbatim.

 

[Sirfaggot]

Your Gunt's one in a million
And it's filled with slime (shame about it)
But you were born under a bad sign
With a blood clot in your eye
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Slept in this morning
'Cause of all that maker's mark
Things ain't been the same
Since Rekieta watched you shart

 

[temp o'rary]

Having caught up this thread after being away all weekend, I'm surprised nobody mentioned that Gunt wasn't hit with a punch, but a worked pro wrestling style forearm

Click on Search, choose "This thread", search "elbow", enjoy two pages of results. The guy didn't want to damage the phone he had in that hand

Slept in this morning
'Cause of all that maker's mark
Things ain't been the same
Since Rekieta watched you shart

I WAS MOVING MY LEG, IF I SHIT I'D JUST ADMIT IT, HELL I COULD SIT HERE AND SHIT MYSELF AND MAKE HUNDREDS BITCH

 

[FatMebius]

Ralphamale is real proud of sitting back and watching someone else beat down the guy who elbowed him. Letting another dude do all the work for him. He "beat" that dude in the same way Jack Murphy "dominated" his woman.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I WAS MOVING MY LEG, IF I SHIT I'D JUST ADMIT IT, HELL I COULD SIT HERE AND SHIT MYSELF AND MAKE HUNDREDS BITCH

@WhimsicalTrolli I think we might have riffed out a banger here.

 

[ShekelsteinNoseberg]

I present to you the future of the white race. View attachment 3145105

Jay Bauman?

 

[skol]

Just remembered that event was originally supposed to have wedding as well… Holy fuck, can you imagine if may was still preggers and was there, watching how all that shitshow unfolds on their *special* day? Wigger levels completely outta gauges. That would surely be a straw that broke horse’s back

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

If anyone, I see PPP and Warski as Paulie and Chrissy

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Just remembered that event was originally supposed to have wedding as well… Holy fuck, can you imagine if may was still preggers and was there, watching how all that shitshow unfolds on their *special* day? Wigger levels completely outta gauges. That would surely be a straw that broke horse’s back

It would have been amazing, christmas would have came early. Watching them arm and arm walking down a lane surrounded by people he barely knows, basked in cheap cigarette smoke, coked out of his mind while strutting around like the king of the world. Beautiful.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Xander is 100% going to be Vito Jr once he finds out who his dad is

Xander is going to take a shit in the locker room showers?

 

[Image Reactions]

Do you think Gunt hears that tuba music in his head constantly? Is that what’s playing in his mind as he begins to holler and become belligerent?

 

[New & Improved Username]

Ralph's vision has to have been affected now that he's got wonky googly eyes, right? So he's driving high, drunk and with his eyes looking in two directions at once.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

What a half-assed showing Ralph. Macing Chaggot? Is that the best you can do? Maybe if you shot Chaggot's face off, chopped up his body and fed it to wild crocodiles while chanting "13-18", then I'll be impressed.

 

[temp o'rary]

Elijah Schaffer just took a shot at Ralph and his encounter at Blaze without naming him. In the middle of a conversation about the difference between how people are on the internet vs. meeting them in person:

"I ran across somebody recently, who was talking on the internet... did not know
that they were shorter than a lollipop boy from the Wizard of Oz... I didn't even
know, with a gunt the size of Mars... you see some people in person, you get
shocked - you go, you're the person from the internet, you're a midget and you
have obesity problems... why would I ever deal with you? ... And it totally takes
it back, they're not verified, they don't have a profile, they're just an ugly,
fat, small person. And it's cruel... it's a cruel world."

He's still streaming so it's hard to get a timestamp but it'll end up being about 50m into this stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sJMc2ZDPV8&ab_channel=YouAreHere