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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Of course Pat just had to have the most expensive package they offer, and brag about it. Of course. And of course he had to get rid of it entirely rather than just cut back and have a normal person cable TV package for normal people. Of course. And of course it's cable TV's fault, not Pat's for having dug himself into a $25,000 financial smoking hole in the ground. Of course. Pat actually is really starting to remind me of a bad neighbor we used to have. He had to have the absolute most powerful of everything; the most powerful (and noisiest) leaf blower, the most powerful wireless router (that pointlessly blasted the whole neighborhood with EMF; he could have connected from blocks away from his house), the most powerful floodlights on his house, etc. And like Pat, he was mentally super-rigid, always running his super-noisy leaf blower at the same time every day whether he needed it or not. (You can understand why the whole neighborhood hated him.) I'm guessing that like Pat he was actually very insecure due to low GABA anxiety. But GABA isn't just a neurotransmitter, it's also a neuroprotectant. His low GABA must have made him prone to brain-damage induced mental rigidity even before he started drinking. (Autistic people, who are also very rigid, also have low GABA.) His brain must be totally fucked now.
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Piggy's mental breakdown continues. I'm guessing that he woke up drunk and has been shitfaced all day:
"Many people" are looking forward to his dumb Tiny Tim book
"Many people" are looking forward to his dumb Tiny Tim book
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"Many people are already looking forward to it."
Are any of these people named Josiah Munoz?
Are any of these people named Josiah Munoz?
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Why even tweet it? That's the sort of thing you tell your boomer parents before they try to watch tv at your home to try to avoid the "where are all the channels then" discussion.
Who tf else even cares, and why tf is Fatrick paying so fucking much for TV? Same reason he agreed to pay 200k for a failing lawsuit I guess
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So he's back to using "child" which is great. The slap fight reminds me of this autistic battle between two weebs on 4chan:Piggy's mental breakdown continues. I'm guessing that he woke up drunk and has been shitfaced all day:
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"Many people" are looking forward to his dumb Tiny Tim book
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Blowing an obscene amount of cash monthly in a cable package has to be the weirdest humble brag.
What is next, boasting about the size of his wife's boyfriend's penis?
What is next, boasting about the size of his wife's boyfriend's penis?
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>Thank you for conceding defeatSo he's back to using "child" which is great. The slap fight reminds me of this autistic battle between two weebs on 4chan:
I accept your concession
If (concession == "accepted") { print("I accept your concession."); }OUTPUT: I accept your concession. Uploader: Joe CapoUpload date: 2017-08-05
In an alternate universe, Fat Rick is a weeb/failed manga artist who sued over sixty different people to find out who left a cum-drenched body pillow on his front porch.
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I'm sure many people are looking forward to it, but probably not for the reasons fatty hopes. The way he brags about his current "work" is like bragging that your incontinence caused you to drip some shit on the way to the toilet"Many people" are looking forward to his dumb Tiny Tim book
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He's being hammered so hard today he's starting to look like an extremely retarded AI. None of these tweets are duplicates:
You seem to have a tick, child.
Thank you for conceding defeat:
You seem to have a tick, child.
Thank you for conceding defeat:
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Because Patrick is old and wants the other old people to realize they too can live without cable. But mostly he wanted an excuse to winge about Tucker and Fox.
Real writers use the #amwriting hashtag because they have fans who are genuinely interested. Some of them host writing sprints so their fans can write at the same time and feel like they’re sharing something
Patrick is basically larping as a real writer. He wants to show up in the tags his betters use.
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I think we need a status ticker on the top of the thread page: words Patrick has written on twitter since he has announced Tiny Tim But in Space updated daily vs words written towards completing Tiny Tim But in Space as he brags about his remarkable progress. Also, I assume a rascal will be updating him with the stats dailyBecause Patrick is old and wants the other old people to realize they too can live without cable. But mostly he wanted an excuse to winge about Tucker and Fox.
Real writers use the #amwriting hashtag because they have fans who are genuinely interested. Some of them host writing sprints so their fans can write at the same time and feel like they’re sharing something
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Here’s what the first draft of this tweet read:
Also I didn’t realize Niki refused to marry him for seven years until he wore her down. Once they’d both gained so much weight from riding the barstools at Hooligan’s, I guess it became obvious neither of them would ever be able to attract anyone else. No one wants a fat beard, but closeted alcoholic chubs can’t be choosers.
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It is girthy and tumescent, child. The veins make me quiver with jelly-like anticipation. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand. Report for impersonation and block.
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it’s still so fucking funny that you downvote every single one of his replies i can’t stop laughing it’s almost as funny as his actual tweets holy shit
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I like the fact that in his Louis CK sperging, he called a comedian "powerful". Is that why Pat tried to be a comedian too? The undoubted mockery that Pat received growing up as a tattletale, jerk, and obvious homosexual has truly left a deep impression on him. "The power to laugh, is the power to destroy."--Patrick S. Tomlinson
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Oh but baby child, you see, Pat actually has had a very prolific comedy career over the past few years and his audience only continues to grow. Sadly for him, it's unintentional comedy.
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Some random Patty shit I found noteworthy:
Digging into his insurance background, of course I found him tweeting about how this made him an expert in Bernie Sanders’ life expectancy. I’m sad to report he’s still alive, despite Patty’s expert prognostications more than two years ago:
Not only does this freak eat filet mignon well done, he rejects one of nature’s finest foods:
Those bios of his are a special kind of obnoxious. Everything this guy writes is like nails on a chalkboard to me. These are two of the quotations from his books that he finds especially pithy and clever:
No surprise that someone who’s such a shitty writer isn’t much of a reader:
And I don’t think he actually read more than the jacket of this one.
Digging into his insurance background, of course I found him tweeting about how this made him an expert in Bernie Sanders’ life expectancy. I’m sad to report he’s still alive, despite Patty’s expert prognostications more than two years ago:
Not only does this freak eat filet mignon well done, he rejects one of nature’s finest foods:
Those bios of his are a special kind of obnoxious. Everything this guy writes is like nails on a chalkboard to me. These are two of the quotations from his books that he finds especially pithy and clever:
No surprise that someone who’s such a shitty writer isn’t much of a reader:
And I don’t think he actually read more than the jacket of this one.
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More AI spam.
She's not going to fuck you, dude:
She's not going to fuck you, dude:
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Doesn't Twitter ban users for spamming like this?
I also love how this horndog harps on the "she's not going to fuck you" point over and over while creeping on women at the same time:
