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- Jan 14, 2020
you forgot >got his thousand dollar man purse stolen, which was later sold on ebay>Takes an overseas trip just to spite someone
>Days after his pregnant fiance was scared for her life
>Your companion bails at the last moment
>Get the shit beaten out of you and mocked into the dirt
Portugal was the quintessential Ralph moment IMO. Doing impulsive things out of spite, complete disregard for his 'loved ones', acting a tough guy while drunk and having it backfire, getting completely clowned on, raging out over getting clowned on, embarrass yourself with your rage, burn bridges, rinse and repeat the last four a few times.
Only thing missing is acting like a nigger and sexual deviancy, but lets be honest that was probably why he got beat.
which is the cherry on top