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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

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    365
He really is incapable of grasping that he justifies attacks against him when he does shit like that. But no, he must be the one to go lowest!
I think he's going to justify attacking Jesse's dead brother because Jesse "attacked his family and home" when he dropped the diapers off.
Ralph is just that retarded and vile to do this and buy into his own justifications
 
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Ralph want's to attack Jessie's deceased brother but don't you dare make fun of Sandra or Ronnie!
All this is doing is ensuring that, God Forbid, if anything happen to Roz, people are going to mock him. He's already mocked the dead, even Sargon and Rand's angel babies, and this shows that he's not changed his stance and takes glee in it.
Also, Ralph calling someone else a junkie to try and disrespect is so hypocritical it's not even fucking funny.
Ralph didn’t get the memo I guess. His Wed stream will have to be about Mister Metokur. Jesse’s diaper delivery doesn’t compare to Jim’s hog slaughtering.
 
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Ralph want's to attack Jessie's deceased brother but don't you dare make fun of Sandra or Ronnie!
All this is doing is ensuring that, God Forbid, if anything happen to Roz, people are going to mock him. He's already mocked the dead, even Sargon and Rand's angel babies, and this shows that he's not changed his stance and takes glee in it.
Also, Ralph calling someone else a junkie to try and disrespect is so hypocritical it's not even fucking funny.
Imagine Jessie puts Sandras face on a baggie of weed so he can smoke that Sandra pack. Ralph would be a hollerin' and moralfagging.
 
I think he's going to justify attacking Jesse's dead brother because Jesse "attacked his family and home" when he dropped the diapers off.
Ralph is just that retarded and vile to do this and buy into his own justifications
Thing is, while Jesse is a retard himself, he will laugh it off. Gunt could say whatever he wants and he won't get to hollering, shitting, and pissin his pants over it. That's arguably one of ralph's biggest problems, he can't laugh at himself or take a joke. Which is exactly why so many people enjoy pushing his very large buttons.
 
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Ralph want's to attack Jessie's deceased brother but don't you dare make fun of Sandra or Ronnie!
All this is doing is ensuring that, God Forbid, if anything happen to Roz, people are going to mock him. He's already mocked the dead, even Sargon and Rand's angel babies, and this shows that he's not changed his stance and takes glee in it.
Also, Ralph calling someone else a junkie to try and disrespect is so hypocritical it's not even fucking funny.
Just like going to see warskis family
Just like getting chris chan on
Just like getting a relative of Null on
watch him back out at the last minute.....AGAIN!!
 
I think he's going to justify attacking Jesse's dead brother because Jesse "attacked his family and home" when he dropped the diapers off.
Ralph is just that retarded and vile to do this and buy into his own justifications
Because it's Jesse, he announced it on April Fools, and his brother's name according to him contains "Collin Powell" I initially thought this was fake, but he's started posting pretty real looking pictures with both him and his brother so now I'm of a different mind. No surprise on Ralph's end, remember his talk with Jim where he vacillated between being conciliatory and wishing death by cancer upon Jim? Dude has the mentality of a spoiled 13 year old.

Edit: on further examination, it's 100% fake.
 
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Thing is, while Jesse is a retard himself, he will laugh it off. Gunt could say whatever he wants and he won't get to hollering, shitting, and pissin his pants over it. That's arguably one of ralph's biggest problems, he can't laugh at himself or take a joke. Which is exactly why so many people enjoy pushing his very large buttons.
Precisely. Ragepig thinks since the worst thing for him is to be laughed at and insulted; insulting and laughing at others will cause the same existential crisis he is experiencing. The rug under his pig-hooves is woven entirely out of high regard Ralph imagines or thinks people have of him. Nothing else sustains him, nothing, so that rug better not be pulled from under him or he has nothing. He behaves as if everybody's opinion matters sooooooo fucking much that any random annon on the Internet calling him fat is taking it too far and is tantrum worthy. Gunt just won't have any of that disillusion business.

Yet every single day he is watching how his insults do nothing, are wholeheartedly accepted, laughed at and laughed off, they do not cause a complete disintegration and absolute psychological meltdowns he thinks they should. He doesn't get that insulting someone and feeling insulted are two different things and that he is choosing to feel insulted in situations in which most people wouldn't even register a slight against them.
 
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Ralph want's to attack Jessie's deceased brother but don't you dare make fun of Sandra or Ronnie!
All this is doing is ensuring that, God Forbid, if anything happen to Roz, people are going to mock him. He's already mocked the dead, even Sargon and Rand's angel babies, and this shows that he's not changed his stance and takes glee in it.
Also, Ralph calling someone else a junkie to try and disrespect is so hypocritical it's not even fucking funny.
He and Corey Barnhill (Paedophile, liar) also mocked DanishPolice's wife who passed away in a car accident.

And the hollerin' rage pig wonders why Sandra and Ronnie are perishing in Eternal Hellfire.
 
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More of Ralph's sperging, including a tweet someone posted earlier. He cries so hard when people mock him on anything regarding his family, them he does this. He cries out even as he strikes you.
 
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More of Ralph's sperging, including a tweet someone posted earlier. He cries so hard when people mock him on anything regarding his family, them he does this. He cries out even as he strikes you.
this avon guy is a certified wetbrain retard. him and homotrollius seem to be the only hardcore gunt guards left
 
Was listening to Metocare's stream on the Bowling megastream spectacular and heard him mention something about a former confidante of the Gunt eating his own shit for a fetish. I couldn't tell if he was serious or not. Can anyone confirm? Had to create a new profile for this, can't remember old login, kinda bummed about that, ngl.
 
"I'm not in need of redeeming, sir."
Don't worry Ralph as I can not for the life of me find any redeeming qualities that you may have. You are incapable of developing the quality that one needs to achieve redemption and that is humility. I don't think there is a man who embodies the sin of pride more then you Ralph.
 
Was listening to Metocare's stream on the Bowling megastream spectacular and heard him mention something about a former confidante of the Gunt eating his own shit for a fetish. I couldn't tell if he was serious or not. Can anyone confirm? Had to create a new profile for this, can't remember old login, kinda bummed about that, ngl.
I don't know if he goes for his own supply, but in that godawful sex tape he shoves his thumb up Faith's ass and brings it to his mouth, either to snort it or taste it.
 
At least pod had a great relationship with his brother. Ronnie couldn't be assed with Ralph. Ralph's's only moment with his mom on the internet is jerking off to a minor telling her to suck a dick because she dared to ask for a ride to get dialysis. Couldn't even get the vax to spend time in her final moments because his surrogate dad nick would get angry.
 
I don't know if he goes for his own supply, but in that godawful sex tape he shoves his thumb up Faith's ass and brings it to his mouth, either to snort it or taste it.
*shudders* Add that to the list of reasons why I am glad I never watched Exhibit A. Much appreciated, sir.

Even with as horrible of a swino-sapien the Gunt is, I hope he doesn't off himself, because we all know he would have the farms as the target of his final diatribe of his pre-teen diary that he calls a blog. The troons and ultra-litigants would champion him as a martyr for their cause and could very well be the final null in the coffin for all threads here. Let us pray the beetus gets him first.
 
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