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  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Dr. Meme

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https://www.change.org/

WHAT IS CHANGE.ORG?
A self proclaimed "Platform for Change" overrun with massive autism in the same way that wikihow is. Users can submit petitions to their site, and there seems to be no sort of moderation.


Choice examples i got from about 5 minutes of browsing:

https://www.change.org/p/obamas-make-martin-shkrelli-change-his-name-to-medicinehitler
Make the rat faced man who bought the wutang record change his name to MedicineHitler. Also make him wear rollerblades all the time, please.

https://www.change.org/p/nickelodeo...ne-bite-on-spongebob-squarepants-back-onto-tv
The scene from "Just One Bite" of squidward being burned by gasoline has been cut after the first airing due to extreme violence, and due to the 9/11 attacks that happened to happen when this episode aired.

But the truth is, that's over now, and also we believe that showing that scene WILL NOT add any new level or threat to children at all. Since there is a scene from the episode "House Fancy" that shows squidward ripping off his nail from moving a couch. SO how come they can show that scene from House Fancy, but not THIS scene from Just One Bite?

The only place where you can see the deleted scene is on Canadian TV channels. So sign our petition to Nickelodeon to help bring this scene back on the air.

https://www.change.org/p/walt-disney-u-s-senate-george-lucas-bring-back-han-solo
This petition was created as an outlet from the fans about the immense displeasure in seeing one of the most iconic characters in cinema history destroyed without any thought to the fans reactions. Please sign up today and let your voice be heard as a fan!



Bring Back Han Solo!

https://www.change.org/p/adrian-macias-no-danil-riff-raff-at-yo-bois-drain-house-very-import
sebstian lied to me saying only him and elliott but now want to bring daniel???? like what the heck. sebastian and daniel are bad when they get bored so pleaswe no third man since i told my mom only them thanks for understand

https://www.change.org/p/teen-titans-go-get-rid-of-teen-titans-go
Teen Titans Go has RUINED my childhood. Ever since I was a child I watched the ORIGINAL TEEN TITANS AND NOW THeY HAVE THIS. Everything in my life is being ruined now that they made Teen Titans Go. My wife is leaving me, my dog died last night, my house is being repossessed; everything is horror right now. Teen Titans Go has totally killed off the depth and complex of the relationships built over time. The characters in Teen Titans used to have such a beautiful personality but now everything is just... gone. Why would people do this to such a wonderful show. The Teen Titans show in my childhood gave me a warm hand to hold during my parents long and troubled divorce. Let's all work together to make Teen Titans Go be ended FOR GOOD because it's ruining relationships around the world. If you want to help us actually change the world then please sign this petition. Thank you for your time.

https://www.change.org/p/brony-stop-the-bulling
people call all of us adults when in actual fact some of us are below 19 and 85% of us are 19-20, They call us gay when some of us have girlfriends who watch the show too, they call us an infection to man kind and some even say we're just as bad as Ebola and Terrorism.

these are just some reasons why people hate us, My Little Pony is a Series for little girls yes, but not all that watch it are girls, a major population of the fans are boys! Well I am one and I will not give up on the community or the show, they hate me for that.

there is one community that have there own fandom that hates us, yes a community entirely devoted to bulling Bronies and their called anti bronies. Once the anti Bronies started appear others followed them and therefor became anti Bronies, they all say the same thing which makes me think they are all being sheep (sheep (as a human) always follow and say the same thing as each other).

Bronies have been been an infection on the Internet, but ever since the 4th generation started someone posted about it on 4chan and that's how it started do but then on 4chan the anti Bronies first appeared along with the brony community, this started a full on war on there and after that the moderators got annoyed and therefor banned everyone and anything that even had the word "pony" in it (along with brony) that caused the Bronies to make there own websites like Equestria daily.

there are more facts about Bronies that I won't say cause it will soon get boring reading this. But please, stop the bulling against us or kids the age of 11 and maybe even older will try suicide, not because of normal bulling but bulling against them for being a brony!

another fact: a kid tried suicide after being bullied a and another was said to be the problem of the bulling by his principal.
 
About a year ago I made an account to sign a very legitimate petition but then I kept getting spammed with their shit so I had to delete the account. Now I get a lot of junk mail, which I bet has something to do with change.org.
(The petition I signed ended up making a difference. It was about my former high school cutting certain programs)
 
https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-put-the-breast-adjustment-option-back-in-xenoblade-chronicles-x
You can feel the thirst of manchildren here, all 379 of them.

For the record, it is less than this petition:
https://www.change.org/p/nasa-name-the-nebula-pk-329-02-2-to-solis-magna-system-from-lego-bionicle
1,341 supporters, that's at least 3 times the first one.

And also there's this one, from a tumblr cow: https://www.change.org/p/abolish-age-of-concent-law
Fortunately that one's closed, due to obvious reasons.
 
It only took me a second to search up 'nickelodeon' and find this petition created by some nostalgiafag who wanted a logo to return, out of all things...
https://www.change.org/p/nickelodeon-lets-bring-back-the-splat-logo-at-nickelodeon
I grew up watching 90s and early 2000s Nick, Nickelodeon showed me how creative you can be with just a logo, it was the neatest thing when they had different shapes like a bone or a light bulb I say we should bring that sense of creativity with the logo back. Sign if you want to have the slat logo return to Nickelodeon.
 
"Let's search for some terrible petitions, surely they can't be that bad right?" Is what I said before I lost all hope. These are terrible.
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https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-ad-foxy-2-smash-bros


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https://www.change.org/p/petition-abolish-the-word-ma-am
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https://www.change.org/p/dreamworks...ould-be-in-a-movie-together-as-love-interests

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http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/naima-needs-an-ip

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https://www.change.org/p/taco-bell-...kets-per-taco-burrito-or-other-entree-ordered
 
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