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AssignedEva said:
When the tranch tested positive I totally called it that at least one of them would claim long covid. While long covid does exist, it's pretty transparent that it wouldn't just magically show up months down the line - but an excuse to be out of spoons totally does.
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LoNg CoViD is just the munchies getting the keys to the asylum, it's a fake problem, tailor made to appeal to the likes of Kevin.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
So shall it join the Munchie Pantheon of Totally Real Illnesses where it'll fit right in with Fybromyalgia and IBS.
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I'm not Professor Dream Cooter of Science, but much like Fybromajella (that's how my mam says it), I don't know a single dynamic somebody, who was firing on all cylinders but shot down in their prime by Long Covid. It's mostly lazy subhumans who have someone else paying their rent anyway.
 
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MetalParakeet said:
What is he talking about, elden ring costing money to be online? Is he talking about how you need the PS network subscription, like every other ps5 game?

It's like 70 bucks a year. He spends more than that on kid toys
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Lmfao as previously stated I haven’t played games since like 2003/4 but every single time we see him complain about something I have no knowledge of here, turns out like two posts later that it’s something that is not an actual problem and has a very reasonable mechanism.

I learnt what ‘save scumming’ is too and it very neatly sums up what Kev is about-

Just thinking the reason the PS network even costs any money at all is probably because of multiple identity mf’s like him who would have legit like 47 dead accounts clogging it up
 
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I can't imagine growing up in the dawn of videogames- when games were hard just to extend battery life/eat your quarters etc- and using guides for everything. Elder Rings has a big map and probably has enough replay value that I could see a guide being useful, but not as a crutch.

But then again, I'm just a filthy casual that plays for the enjoyment/story.
Instant gratification is a hell of a drug. :c

- Kevin is my age, but he's acting/playing exactly like the demographic those hand-holding-easy walking simulator games are made for. Like he doesn't even have the patience that comes with understanding how far games have come in terms of rage-inducing difficulty levels.
Ps. If he uses a guide for the new Kirby game (chill enough you can play baked af btw) I will fucking lose my sides in orbit.
 
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DatBepisTho said:
I can't imagine growing up in the dawn of videogames- when games were hard just to extend battery life/eat your quarters etc- and using guides for everything. Elder Rings has a big map and probably has enough replay value that I could see a guide being useful, but not as a crutch.

But then again, I'm just a filthy casual that plays for the enjoyment/story.
Instant gratification is a hell of a drug. :c

- Kevin is my age, but he's acting/playing exactly like the demographic those hand-holding-easy walking simulator games are made for. Like he doesn't even have the patience that comes with understanding how far games have come in terms of rage-inducing difficulty levels.
Ps. If he uses a guide for the new Kirby game (chill enough you can play baked af btw) I will fucking lose my sides in orbit.
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its tragic that kevins life /achievements amount to

-being a hot-take maker on twitter BUT being utterly retarded at it, and also crying about losing follwos/getting mean replies
-Amhole- but amhole am hole no more
-being a lesbian but in a relationship with all men
-being in relationships but never interacting in any sense with other people
-being a pervert but never having sex
-being a self described 'hot bitch' who is not hot.
-being an 'anarchist' but being the biggest consoomer on earth, helping no-one, being a petty authoritarian
-i... guess he's got all his shitty toys? which/i dont care but he doesnt get anything out of otherwise why does he need to buy more? which other people paid for. the money and time invested into which, negavtively dig out of the 'ranch' he 'lives' in.
-being a gamer but cant play games

i didnt realise people used guides for these sort of games..

like, i recall using them for point and click PC games where you had to do really specific things and that was the only way to play/progress..?
Maybe, sometimes, if you were super stuck on the first couple tomb raider games... (which was mainly hard because the shit graphics made a lot of tunnels look the same, and you'd get lost, basically. Man, those games were hard. I certainly thought so as a kid, anyway, hard to know as an adult.
Would love to know if such games still exist.. ngl am really looking forward to playing games again, borrowing a console, but thinking about it some of the best games I ever played ere those PC ones. stuff like Zork grand inquisitor, the curse of Monkey Island, The Last Express- which i would love to find even one other person who played) .....that kinda shit.
Would love to find similar stuff to that (that doesnt involve trying to wrangle an emulator on my old macbook- way beyong my spaz capabilities)
 
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Kevin will talk about pirating other types of media but won't pirate Elden ring is really amusing to me. The only difference between pirates vs legit is really the ability to play online which he can't afford. So why pay the 60$? Not to mention that he has this power hungry gaming PC that comes with free online capabilities but instead chose to get it on ps4. Love to see it. Isn't play station + like 8 dollars a month? This guy's financial situation is all over the place
 
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whateverusernem12 said:
Kevin will talk about pirating other types of media but won't pirate Elden ring is really amusing to me. The only difference between pirates vs legit is really the ability to play online which he can't afford. So why pay the 60$? Not to mention that he has this power hungry gaming PC that comes with free online capabilities but instead chose to get it on ps4. Love to see it. Isn't play station + like 8 dollars a month? This guy's financial situation is all over the place
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Managing your finances properly requires being able to make good decisions. If Kev were able to make good decisions, this thread wouldn't exist.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
His forehead wrinkles and hairline are closing in on my 85 year old uncles.

edit: oops, make that my great uncle (how great he is is subject to debate though)
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I don't even register the hairline anymore, I know some women with pretty unfortunate hairlines. It's the eyebrows that get me. I know some hippie ass, rough and ready women, none of them have brows like THAT.

I'm almost tempted to create a sock account to try push him towards microblading.
 
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Dream_Cooter said:
I'm not Professor Dream Cooter of Science, but much like Fybromajella (that's how my mam says it), I don't know a single dynamic somebody, who was firing on all cylinders but shot down in their prime by Long Covid. It's mostly lazy subhumans who have someone else paying their rent anyway.
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I do. Poster boy for corn-fed Middle America, Norwegian extraction, Grade A roughneck. The kind of guy where, if you've got him on your road crew or your building contractor company, you want to clone him. He caught the WuFlu and now he's got heart palps and shortness of breath 1 day out of every 8.

All that said, Long Covid is tailor-made for munchies and malingerers, same with spinal injuries and Lyme disease. Actually, it surprises me that no one at the Tranch has claimed Lyme disease, since they're basically ideal candidates for it.
 
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Kev's pores are getting to be the size of Moon craters. He's also in desperate need of some tweezers to get rid of his burgeoning unibrow.
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why are they so anti fringe/bangs I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
w a s h y o u r f a c e
and run some fuckin' sellotape over your teeshirt, you dont even have to splurg ($1) for a lint roller bro
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