حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
From what I understand, this boils down to a few different things. At the beginning, when ILJ showed up, Mike first completely opposed the crimes she was being accused of. As time went on however, he began upping the ante to try and defend those same actions. Post-Ban, back in November, when Spooky Bones appeared on Onion Farms after their own banning from the here - and as was previously mentioned the "Spooks is a tranny" train started and was reinforced by Bella on Onion Farms - Thurlow attempted to protect Bella publicly on discord and in schizoposts.

Basically, Blaine (Unabashed Hermaphrodite) was a moderator on Onion Farms at the time, and had figured out a poster in the Spooky Bones' Onion thread was ILJ through checking IP connections. Once she was outed, Thurlow went straight into distractionary tactics attempting to tell Blaine it was actually some nigger trolling the thread, trying to fuck with Spooky Bones. As for the why of it, hell if I know. He'd have to say and I don't see that happening.
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DiscoRodeo said:
Aye, serial shit stirrer. He was also the one to continue to try and reinforce Fiona's dox irl as well (posting her, her parent's emails, phone numbers, etc), against many people's wishes, and seemed to want to be here just to be edgy and fuck with people.

Thurlow was, if I'm not mistaken, the one to find a photo of Spooky's husband on the farms and spam it in places to say that this wasn't her husband, but actually Spooky. Whether it's true or not, I wouldn't consider it enough of a receipt to confirm identity. He and Bella really seemed to push that narrative together, amongst the drama that caused.

Don't know if I'd put him as a Bella simp, insofar as he's a serial shit stirrer, and more a Spooky A-log, which coincides heavily with ILJ being one as well, and then corroboration between them seems to have occurred on other sites.
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I don't remember him being an explicit Bella simp, but he did have this odd copypasta about how "Kiwifarms hate on ILJ is tranny gayops" or something that he posted everywhere, and I mean everywhere. I remember seeing that copypasta almost verbatim on 4chan threads about Bella and a screenshot of "Volkswatcher" posting the same copypasta on some TTU girl's discord, so that may be where people got that impression from.

What I really remember him for with regards to ILJ was his schizo theories about how Bella and Chris were going to sacrifice Barb to Satan at Everfree Northwest, or that Fiona and Bella were the same person and him trying to prove it by comparing the pixels on their photos.
 
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Bonktrash said:
I don't remember him being an explicit Bella simp, but he did have this odd copypasta about how "Kiwifarms hate on ILJ is tranny gayops" or something that he posted everywhere, and I mean everywhere. I remember seeing that copypasta almost verbatim on 4chan threads about Bella and a screenshot of "Volkswatcher" posting the same copypasta on some TTU girl's discord, so that may be where people got that impression from.

What I really remember him for with regards to ILJ was his schizo theories about how Bella and Chris were going to sacrifice Barb to Satan at Everfree Northwest, or that Fiona and Bella were the same person and him trying to prove it by comparing the pixels on their photos.
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Yeah, he just wasn't really that helpful on anything, and literally causing drama (look at his photos, and you can see why) was his main M/O. Bella simp, is where I dunno as well; but if there was stirring shit on spooky or being contrarian, that was what he was always up to.

I don't know/think he actually simped for Bella, insofar as he'd simp for anything that he saw as edgy.
 
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DiscoRodeo said:
Aye, serial shit stirrer. He was also the one to continue to try and reinforce Fiona's dox irl as well (posting her, her parent's emails, phone numbers, etc), against many people's wishes, and seemed to want to be here just to be edgy and fuck with people.
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I think he primarily did that just to get under people's skin though, espescially the more vehement Fiona white-knights, primarily because about 70% of the farms, or at least 70% of the Farms that was following the Bella stuff, was actively against Fiona getting doxed. It's still pretty low-hanging fruit and comes off as very desperate, if you ask me, and it did little to nothing since people just didn't care as much when he did it.
DiscoRodeo said:
Thurlow was, if I'm not mistaken, the one to find a photo of Spooky's husband on the farms and spam it in places to say that this wasn't her husband, but actually Spooky. Whether it's true or not, I wouldn't consider it enough of a receipt to confirm identity. He and Bella really seemed to push that narrative together, amongst the drama that caused.
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I honestly don't recall that. Maybe it's lost somewhere in the dozens of threads on the abandoned ILJ board, or some other undisclosed location.
 
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K2daROC said:
Very interesting timing considering Portobella's new socials surfaced recently 🤔
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Not like the new socials provide anything THAT interesting, compared to fungus feet and hamster boiling at least, outside of maybe getting arrested again for something vehicle related. The main course ironically comes from the board that surrounded her.
 
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Epic Fail Man said:
I don't like how this thread is reviving the ILJ shit.
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Nothing could be more important than whatever that entire saga was, NOTHING. Don't you take this away from me, I'm going to go down in the anals of history as an epic doxxxxxxer haxxxxxxxxor totally pwning the bad people or something, this will be my d-day

After all, just pointing and laughing at the spastic retard is too fun; I need to feel MORALLY VINDICATED and SERIOUS or I can't beat off
 
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I have never been more glad to step away from the Isabella shit as I have been now, jfc. I was in the original III (Isabella Investigation Institute) Discord made by Spooky and there was one user who constantly posted Loli / Nazi shit and it's blatantly obvious who that was now. Seems like almost everyone in that original discord (TSGW, Spooks, AC) all ended up sperging out even more than the subject at hand. I left after like, 2 days of being blown away by the gayness of their ops and haven't followed most of it since. This was a great reminder of why I did.
 
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Woah, you seriously didn't know Discord servers are known for how fucking stupid they are and how some of the users in there are psychopath pedophiles? Who would've thought?
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Sometimes you learn the hard way. You would think that a group of people from a site that focuses on documenting clowns would know how to not be one themselves. Turns out, they took the lessons from the farms to construct their own clown wigs instead.
 
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Most of the users here joined or participated extensively in the ILJ shit. All we're really missing is @Spooky Bones.
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I think @DeadNiggoStorage is his sock.

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Following and followed by the tranny that all of the ILJ fags seemed to worship

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And then there's the doxhound/doxfound shit that spooky revived (I think it goes all the way back to the Deagle Nation days, but don't correct me if I'm wrong because I don't fucking care). Also, half of his posts are in this thread.
 
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>inverted pentagram (upside-down star) in his forearm tattoo
>emo aesthetic
>talks about Satan, the Thule Society and the Golden Dawn

I sense a wannabe occultist, and more specifically, a wannabe demonolator. These guys are never interested in stuff that isn't demon-related.

There is a very non-zero chance here that this guy is super into E A Koetting (baby's first edgy occultist), the Order of Nine Angles (Neo-Nazi Satanic occultist group), and probably has at some point paid to join the Church of Satan.

I would also bet good money he has tried to join or start some kind of sex magick cult.

I want to see some retarded rituals and theosophising.
 
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