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It's better than them doing something that might hurt someone.
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I've never looked at this thread but I've looked at pagan nonsense for a while and I can see patterns before they start.
When Marvel came out with Loki, a bunch of teenagers started worshipping the god Loki. There was also an entire thing with godspouses where basically they said they were married to him. This also led to people saying they were fucking Loki in the astral plane.
So here's the thing: a new Marvel series has come out and there is an Egyptian god named Khonsu. He is a moon god. I can immediately predict that people will start worshipping him on Tiktok. There will probably be godspouse nonsense again. People faking DID will also try to say they worship Khonsu because the superhero has DID.
When Marvel came out with Loki, a bunch of teenagers started worshipping the god Loki. There was also an entire thing with godspouses where basically they said they were married to him. This also led to people saying they were fucking Loki in the astral plane.
So here's the thing: a new Marvel series has come out and there is an Egyptian god named Khonsu. He is a moon god. I can immediately predict that people will start worshipping him on Tiktok. There will probably be godspouse nonsense again. People faking DID will also try to say they worship Khonsu because the superhero has DID.
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To be fair, there's any God that would be okay with marrying and sleeping with multiple people, it would be Loki.
Kung Pow Cream
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No it went past Loki. People made tumblr posts about it being close to being a nun because nuns would essentially marry the Holy Spirit as their husband. I could probably look at the godspouse tag and there's still going to be people larping about how they're married to a deity.
This TiF is married to Lucifer.
This person is going to get married to Apollo
This person is married to Hermes.
This person is in a relationship with Dagda but the version of Dagda from a video game.
The thing I always want to ask them is "What makes you so special that a god would choose you?". Like look at this:
According to mythology, Lucifer actually didn't really like humans that much. Basically the entire story is that God wanted the angels to bow to humans. Lucifer said "Nah brah, I ain't bowing to humans. I only bow to you, God." So when you really think about it, humanity at the most is second place in his brain. A mere human at their very best in his eyes is second place.
So why does this person think they're the best human that anyone can be and do they even know that they're, if this even was real, second place?
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Druveer
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Tumblr is filled with mostly narcissist and crazy people, this girl is both.
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Somebody is selling a holographic sticker on etsy that says: "viking faggot":
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Remember the good old days when you were expected to scream anti-trans slurs in troons' faces for the good of the community?
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The perfect weapon against the other half of Asatru.
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Sometimes I wish I didn't have standards so I could sell these people things.
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I'm a Pagan and this is still hilarious and reminds me of the autism wars on pol of whether xtianity or paganism was based and truly white and that Murdoch Murdoch episode about it.
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I was looking up Antifa girls that finance their actvism through porn. Then I ran smack dab into witches.
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So if the egirl wasn't confident, what exactly happens? The sun doesn't come out? Blows up? Or do we just need to tear out some hearts and sacrifice them to Huitzilopochtli?
What if more than one nutter wants to change the weather? Is it just whichever side has more believers? Better sacrifices? Cooler gods?
RazorBackBacon
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An utter butterface. Nice tits, though.
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It amazes me there aren't more serious between the lefty pagans who like to worship all the spirits they say are actually enby transbians and the neo-Nazis who worship Odin and Thor because Jesus is a subversive kike who intended to weaken the EVROPEAN spirit or something.
Miss those guys. Hope they are doing fine though.
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There is no queer, only bottoms. You shame your family, holographic sticker maker.
Well this doesn't even make sense with the folklore.
Wouldn't that be nice.
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Considering that Pagans are polytheistic, I wonder how many neo-nazis worship Hitler like he's a Pagan god, or at least equivalent to one?
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He got passed off as an avatar by a few.
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You haven't heard of the esoterics then. Those people were and are extremely schizophrenic, and unironically look like a wacky oath you find in a HOI4 mod.
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I have heard of "esoteric Christians" before. I don't know too much about it, but I have witnessed one slapfightng with a bunch of Seventh Day Adventists in the chat section of a YouTube video once.