Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[The Crow]

Imagine being such a fucking retard that you actually believe that the world is flat.

 

[nemesisAF]

Well you see, that's an indoor recreation activity and she only specializes in outdoor recreation activities.
Hope that clarifies things.

Spoiler

there was an episode of NUMBERS where the college profs used this to walk on water outside on their campus grounds for their students. Mel the whore would never understand that and likely call the Jewish characters doing it goy

 

[Cup Noodle]

...This may come as a shock to you despite @Baby Yoda's continual presence here but quite a lotta people have sex outdoors.

I once had sex outdoors in the bed of a 1954 Chevrolet pickup. It was pretty exciting. Would recommend.

I don't know, she seems very good at certain indoor recreation activity. Didn't she proudly post here how good she was at anal? And sex in general? That's an indoor recreational activity, right?

It's not listed in the holy book as an outdoor activity so I would consider sex being an indoor activity as cannon.

Speaking of the holy book, @DSP's Tax Lawyer I will be reading @Baby Yoda's bedtime story soon. I've got the internet and a mic now. I've been figuring out how streaming works and setting up accounts and shit. The next thing is to cut the spine out of the book and start scanning. The book is only available in paperback and I likely have the only copy. She probably didn't want a digital copy because she knew it would end up here. Jokes on her. There will be a digital copy and a audiobook. I'm planning a series of lolcow literature. This book is the least fun, but most requested, so whatever. It will be first.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm sorry, sex is an "where ever the fuck you want to do it" activity. Indoors, outdoors, outer space, it don't matter. Out in public, in the privacy of your own bedroom.

I once had sex outdoors in the bed of a 1954 Chevrolet pickup. It was pretty exciting. Would recommend.

Sadly I'm legally blind so I can't drive, also stupid laws about it being illegal to drive with an eyepatch on here is bullshit. I have done it in the bathroom back when I was in high school and a park at night in one of those tube slides. If you got a girl who's doing kegels and has good thighs you can try that while sitting down somewhere.

 

[Toasty]

I guess since Mel isn't here to tell us all the about the sex she's having, you guys have to pick up the slack. Here you go

 

[Dan Abrams]

I guess since Mel isn't here to tell us all the about the sex she's having, you guys have to pick up the slack. Here you go

Fight me. I dare you try to take me in a street battle.

 

[Toasty]

Fight me. I dare you try to take me in a street battle.

Can't. Too busy fucking behind the fake water fall at the mini-golf place.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sorry, sex is an "where ever the fuck you want to do it" activity. Indoors, outdoors, outer space, it don't matter. Out in public, in the privacy of your own bedroom.

Not for fat and ugly people it isn't. I don't want to see that shit!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I guess since Mel isn't here to tell us all the about the sex she's having, you guys have to pick up the slack.

I guess ElHomo's curse is real - it turned us all into pervs.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Have you ever been throat fucked by a random hookup on Tinder?
Itd be hilarious to see a porn where a guy is standing up and throat phucking a whore as hard as he can until he shoots his babies down her throat and he quakes with joy.
Then he lets out a loud fucking fart at the end.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Have you ever been throat fucked by a random hookup on Tinder?
Itd be hilarious to see a porn where a guy is standing up and throat phucking a whore as hard as he can until he shoots his babies down her throat and he quakes with joy.
Then he lets out a loud fucking fart at the end.

Missed you

 

[Cup Noodle]

I'm sorry, sex is an "where ever the fuck you want to do it" activity. Indoors, outdoors, outer space, it don't matter. Out in public, in the privacy of your own bedroom.

Sadly I'm legally blind so I can't drive, also stupid laws about it being illegal to drive with an eyepatch on here is bullshit. I have done it in the bathroom back when I was in high school and a park at night in one of those tube slides. If you got a girl who's doing kegels and has good thighs you can try that while sitting down somewhere.

My dad was legally blind but he kept his license and still drove. I don't know about the laws now but at the time you could renew your license by mail. He only drove short distances on roads he knew by heart going 20 mph be he refused to give up driving. I managed to lacerate my dominant eye at work today. I had safety glasses but they were on my hat instead of my eyes. I only wear them when I'm doing something I know endangers my eyes. This came out of left field. I'll be wearing them more often going forward. According to the eye doc it is a large cut but it isn't deep. I was hoping for a cool ass pirate eye patch, but they gave me some kind of contact lens thing I have to keep in and lubed for a week. Now I have one eye that is constantly shit faced drunk. Doc says that eye may end up hazy. Yay. Guess I'll know for sure in a week. I'm going to take good care of it and hope for the best. Kinda puts a wrench in the gears of me reading lolcow literature when it is harder to read now. I was hoping to get Mel's book live read this weekend and get one of my kids to edit it down to a audiobook by next weekend. That's going to have to be postponed. I'm stilll figuring out audio and shit so I'll probably do a stream this weekend chatting to anyone that wants to show up and I have a bunch of computer parts ordered and I figure that it would be cool streaming rebuilding my computer some time next week. I might fuck around with a camera in preparation for that. PM me for more info for the zero of you who care. I won't shamelessly self promote until I have actual lolcow content and I don't plan on doing that much anyways. BTW, they won't let you drive with a eye patch because you require two eyes for depth perception. That's kind of important with driving.

I guess since Mel isn't here to tell us all the about the sex she's having, you guys have to pick up the slack. Here you go

I got horny last November and went out and found a bitch to sex. It was mediocre at best. 5/10 will do again next time I'm too horny for hentai. My sex life is anime now days and that's just fine by me. The day may come when I find a woman I can put up with and who can put up with me, but I'm more preoccupied building my little kingdom to my liking.

Fight me. I dare you try to take me in a street battle.

Quit fucking with @Toasty. I'll battle you. Your terms. Weapons are allowed.

 

[AnOminous]

My dad was legally blind but he kept his license and still drove. I don't know about the laws now but at the time you could renew your license by mail. He only drove short distances on roads he knew by heart going 20 mph be he refused to give up driving.

Generally the qualification for driving is based on your corrected vision. If he was legally blind even after that, that's pretty fucked up.

 

[DarkAlien]

My dad was legally blind but he kept his license and still drove. I don't know about the laws now but at the time you could renew your license by mail. He only drove short distances on roads he knew by heart going 20 mph be he refused to give up driving. I managed to lacerate my dominant eye at work today. I had safety glasses but they were on my hat instead of my eyes. I only wear them when I'm doing something I know endangers my eyes. This came out of left field. I'll be wearing them more often going forward. According to the eye doc it is a large cut but it isn't deep. I was hoping for a cool ass pirate eye patch, but they gave me some kind of contact lens thing I have to keep in and lubed for a week. Now I have one eye that is constantly shit faced drunk. Doc says that eye may end up hazy. Yay. Guess I'll know for sure in a week. I'm going to take good care of it and hope for the best. Kinda puts a wrench in the gears of me reading lolcow literature when it is harder to read now. I was hoping to get Mel's book live read this weekend and get one of my kids to edit it down to a audiobook by next weekend. That's going to have to be postponed. I'm stilll figuring out audio and shit so I'll probably do a stream this weekend chatting to anyone that wants to show up and I have a bunch of computer parts ordered and I figure that it would be cool streaming rebuilding my computer some time next week. I might fuck around with a camera in preparation for that. PM me for more info for the zero of you who care. I won't shamelessly self promote until I have actual lolcow content and I don't plan on doing that much anyways. BTW, they won't let you drive with a eye patch because you require two eyes for depth perception. That's kind of important with driving.

I got horny last November and went out and found a bitch to sex. It was mediocre at best. 5/10 will do again next time I'm too horny for hentai. My sex life is anime now days and that's just fine by me. The day may come when I find a woman I can put up with and who can put up with me, but I'm more preoccupied building my little kingdom to my liking.

Quit fucking with @Toasty. I'll battle you. Your terms. Weapons are allowed.

Thanks to Rona my license renewal went swimmingly. With 6ft distance they had people yell out loud the letters in the eye test, so I memorized them while waiting LOL. Guess who doesn't have lense wearing requirement anymore in their license

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My dad was legally blind but he kept his license and still drove. I don't know about the laws now but at the time you could renew your license by mail. He only drove short distances on roads he knew by heart going 20 mph be he refused to give up driving. I managed to lacerate my dominant eye at work today. I had safety glasses but they were on my hat instead of my eyes. I only wear them when I'm doing something I know endangers my eyes. This came out of left field. I'll be wearing them more often going forward. According to the eye doc it is a large cut but it isn't deep. I was hoping for a cool ass pirate eye patch, but they gave me some kind of contact lens thing I have to keep in and lubed for a week. Now I have one eye that is constantly shit faced drunk. Doc says that eye may end up hazy. Yay. Guess I'll know for sure in a week. I'm going to take good care of it and hope for the best. Kinda puts a wrench in the gears of me reading lolcow literature when it is harder to read now. I was hoping to get Mel's book live read this weekend and get one of my kids to edit it down to a audiobook by next weekend. That's going to have to be postponed. I'm stilll figuring out audio and shit so I'll probably do a stream this weekend chatting to anyone that wants to show up and I have a bunch of computer parts ordered and I figure that it would be cool streaming rebuilding my computer some time next week. I might fuck around with a camera in preparation for that. PM me for more info for the zero of you who care. I won't shamelessly self promote until I have actual lolcow content and I don't plan on doing that much anyways. BTW, they won't let you drive with a eye patch because you require two eyes for depth perception. That's kind of important with driving.

I can only see out of one eye anyways unless I close the good eye, but then everything is blurry as fuck and I have to get within a foot to see things.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

My dad was legally blind but he kept his license and still drove. I don't know about the laws now but at the time you could renew your license by mail. He only drove short distances on roads he knew by heart going 20 mph be he refused to give up driving. I managed to lacerate my dominant eye at work today. I had safety glasses but they were on my hat instead of my eyes. I only wear them when I'm doing something I know endangers my eyes. This came out of left field. I'll be wearing them more often going forward. According to the eye doc it is a large cut but it isn't deep. I was hoping for a cool ass pirate eye patch, but they gave me some kind of contact lens thing I have to keep in and lubed for a week. Now I have one eye that is constantly shit faced drunk. Doc says that eye may end up hazy. Yay. Guess I'll know for sure in a week. I'm going to take good care of it and hope for the best. Kinda puts a wrench in the gears of me reading lolcow literature when it is harder to read now. I was hoping to get Mel's book live read this weekend and get one of my kids to edit it down to a audiobook by next weekend. That's going to have to be postponed. I'm stilll figuring out audio and shit so I'll probably do a stream this weekend chatting to anyone that wants to show up and I have a bunch of computer parts ordered and I figure that it would be cool streaming rebuilding my computer some time next week. I might fuck around with a camera in preparation for that. PM me for more info for the zero of you who care. I won't shamelessly self promote until I have actual lolcow content and I don't plan on doing that much anyways. BTW, they won't let you drive with a eye patch because you require two eyes for depth perception. That's kind of important with driving.

I got horny last November and went out and found a bitch to sex. It was mediocre at best. 5/10 will do again next time I'm too horny for hentai. My sex life is anime now days and that's just fine by me. The day may come when I find a woman I can put up with and who can put up with me, but I'm more preoccupied building my little kingdom to my liking.

Quit fucking with @Toasty. I'll battle you. Your terms. Weapons are allowed.

I hope your eye gets well soon fren.

 

[Toasty]

I hope your eye gets well soon fren.

I'm super nearsighted but my glasses and contacts correct that perfectly. However since I'm all grown up now I'm losing some close up focus when wearing the corrective lenses. In short I probably need readers or bifocals but I refuse to be that grown up. I have found that using light motif (ugh I know it's Satanic shut up whatever) is easier on me when my eyes are fatigued. Maybe it will help you while you are healing up.

 

[Baby Yoda]

I can only see out of one eye anyways unless I close the good eye, but then everything is blurry as fuck and I have to get within a foot to see things.

Have you tried looking using shithole?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm glad to see people treating Melinda's thread with the respect it deserves.

I got horny last November and went out and found a bitch to sex. It was mediocre at best. 5/10 will do again next time I'm too horny for hentai.

I just can't abide hentai, it's really unnatural. Like, anime girls are intended to be an exaggerated stylistic representation of a woman, and they're so cynically designed to trick people's brains with as little detail as possible. It's like that study where the researchers kept cutting pieces off a dead female turkey to see how long the male turkeys would keep trying to mate with it until eventually they just had a female turkey head on a stick and they'd still try; how many features of an actual human female can you omit before weirdos will stop cranking to it?

Plus you know it was made entirely by a bunch of sweaty Japanese dudes to help other dudes jerk off, which makes it seem like a kind of strange gay puppet show.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Have you tried looking using shithole?

Only Melinda can see out of shithole