Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[moseph.jartelli]

BREAKING: We HAVE the transcript. Stay tuned for details on the live dramatic reading...

Here's a little taste...
View attachment 3149593

Let's get that transcript. No offense, but I would rather read it than listen to someone read it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patty so desperately tries to portray himself as the country kid who made it in the big city (fucking Milwaukee lol), but that’s about as true as his claims of being conservative and in shape.

He got bullied and he deserved every bit of it. Unfortunately they had mercy on him, so he lived to peddle his bullshit fantasies of being an alpha intimidator. He fucking wishes.

I’d love if one of his former classmates showed up here. What do we know about his high school? I’m sure he was too stupid to even get into a decent college.

ETA: Another vote for just letting us read the goddamn transcript. Not all of us have the luxury of endless leisure time to listen to podcasts for several hours a day. Also some of us have ADHD and can’t maintain audio focus for that long. Why do you hate the disabled?

 

[W00K #17]

No way. Imagine reading a transcript of Josiah Tape 5 before listening to it.

Except it's not an actual recording of the trial, it's a dramatic reading of the transcript.

Far from the same thing as a recording or just a transcript, with infinitely higher potential for lameness and cringe. Which I suppose could be entertaining in an unintended way as well.

But honestly, I'd rather just read the transcript, instead of hearing someone chasing e fame dictate it to me.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Except it's not an actual recording of the trial, it's a dramatic reading of the transcript.

Far from the same thing as a recording or just a transcript, with infinitely higher potential for lameness and cringe. Which I suppose could be entertaining in an unintended way as well

I actually didn’t have the patience to listen to more than a few minutes of the Josiah tapes. Plus the sound of Patty’s voice makes me want to punch walls. I’ll take a transcript over audio every time.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Except it's not an actual recording of the trial, it's a dramatic reading of the transcript.

Far from the same thing as a recording or just a transcript, with infinitely higher potential for lameness and cringe. Which I suppose could be entertaining in an unintended way as well

FWIW, we're also trying to procure the audio recording. That may take a week or two.

 

[W00K #17]

FWIW, we're also trying to procure the audio recording. That may take a week or two.

So release the transcripts now then. And post the audio once it's available. You can still do your dramatic reading, but it shouldn't be my first and only access to it if you're participating on the farms. It's weenery and self promotion for you to blue balls us.

 

[Caverlock]

So release the transcripts now then. And post the audio once it's available. You can still do your dramatic reading, but it shouldn't be my first and only access to it if you're participating on the farms. It's weenery and self promotion for you to blue balls us.

The O&A cyberterrorist podcast is state-sponsored by North Korea, and Kim Jong-un gave specific orders not to release the transcript until afterward.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Imagine thinking the biggest cesspool on the Internet has somehow gotten better. Maybe if you support libtard brigading. I guess Fat is also a mind-broken slave to twitter, his healthy dopamine activators have been completely fried and replaced with solely craving Twitter likes. He probably can’t even enjoy sex anymore, not that he has any with his dumpy alcoholic wife.

Also, that troll account actually made me laugh out loud. What a great way to fuck with Pigman.

Fatrick Hoglinson is fat.

EDIT: I caught up and I am frothing at the mouth in anticipating to read that transcript. Well done @SomervilleDan.

Jamal and Tyrone have his ex’s ass on lockdown. Maybe his dyed-haired buddies at TOR can promote his book and rig a Hugo for him to help him cope.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Tune into the podcast or wait til afterwards for the transcripts to get released. That's the point of having an exclusive.

We been doing this radio thing for a long time now, you don't drop the big story when you start the show. You wait til at least the 7 am hour, make sure your listeners have woken up, got some coffee in them. They're in their cars, stuck in traffic, boom that's when you start talking about it.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy oinked some more about Musk buying 10% of twitter. He started to debate with someone, then counted his new friend's followers as well as how old his twitter account is. Ouch!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is top shelf Twitter comedy. TYFYS, you indefatigable pests.

 

[r00]

BREAKING: We HAVE the transcript. Stay tuned for details on the live dramatic reading...

Here's a little taste...
View attachment 3149593

If you are going to bogart the dox, for the love of God, put some time into a sound check, or even pre record. Don't just hand over a microphone to any illiterate pest who offers to read and make sure they aren't recording 12 feet away from a shitty mic in an empty garage. Love you, love the show, but a live read sounds like it could be an absolute fucking train wreck.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I was flipping back through the thread and saw the jabs being thrown at Fatrick's choice of names for his characters, and it reminded me of a sci-fi webcomic called Schlock Mercenary. The saga follows an amorphous green alien joining a mercenary army, and all the adventures that follow. Schlock Mercenary has punny names like Fatrick's characters, but these names are actually clever. There's a character named John der Trihs ("Red Shirt" spelled backwards), the crew's chaplain is named Theo Fobius (a play on the word theophobia, or fear of God), Corporal Pibald (an explosives expert, and as irrational as the number he's named after), martial artist Lt. Shodan (shodan being the lowest rank of black belt in Japanese martial arts)... you get the idea.

Comparing Fatrick to other sci-fi may seem ridiculous, but as I said, Schlock Mercenary is a webcomic (which updated daily for twenty years, from 2000-2020), and unlike Fatrick's work, it was nominated for a Hugo award for five story arcs in a row (arcs 9-13: The Body Politic, The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse, Massively Parallel, Force Multiplication, and Random Access Memorabilia; yes, the links go to the pertinent arcs, yes, you can read them all for free, and yes, a webcomic has better titles for its story arcs than Fatrick does for his books.)

Also, like Fatrick, the creator leans left while calling himself conservative. Unlike Fatrick, the creator still has his blue checkmark.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If you're going to write a sequel to a Christmas Carol, why kill Scourge off? Why not make him the main character again. Have him go off on an adventure, maybe show how what a nice guy he is post-redemption, maybe tell some fun stories about how he got his fortune, reunite with some of the people in his life he alienated and befriend them, use his money to help people and pair up with some wacky characters who...

I'm sorry, that's just fucking DuckTales. Nevermind.

 

[ShinyStar]

So release the transcripts now then. And post the audio once it's available. You can still do your dramatic reading, but it shouldn't be my first and only access to it if you're participating on the farms. It's weenery and self promotion for you to blue balls us.

If you didn't want them controlling when they released the materials they procured, you should have gone out and got them yourself. This is all public record, but you were happy to let someone else do the work and pay the expenses. Well, waiting for their release schedule is part of the expense. Damn, you're whiny. Without them, we wouldn't have any hearing content at all.

Don't be like Fat. Have a little self control. And stop whining. It's embarrassing.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I was flipping back through the thread and saw the jabs being thrown at Fatrick's choice of names for his characters, and it reminded me of a sci-fi webcomic called Schlock Mercenary. The saga follows an amorphous green alien joining a mercenary army, and all the adventures that follow. Schlock Mercenary has punny names like Fatrick's characters, but these names are actually clever. There's a character named John der Trihs ("Red Shirt" spelled backwards), the crew's chaplain is named Theo Fobius (a play on the word theophobia, or fear of God), Corporal Pibald (an explosives expert, and as irrational as the number he's named after), martial artist Lt. Shodan (shodan being the lowest rank of black belt in Japanese martial arts)... you get the idea.

Comparing Fatrick to other sci-fi may seem ridiculous, but as I said, Schlock Mercenary is a webcomic (which updated daily for twenty years, from 2000-2020), and unlike Fatrick's work, it was nominated for a Hugo award for five story arcs in a row (arcs 9-13: The Body Politic, The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse, Massively Parallel, Force Multiplication, and Random Access Memorabilia; yes, a webcomic has better titles for its story arcs than Fatrick does for his books.)

Also, like Fatrick, the creator leans left while calling himself conservative. Unlike Fatrick, the creator still has his blue checkmark.

Wow you're right about that. Reading his twitter is like looking at a version of Rick if he were successful and had talent instead of being a lazy drunk. He has the same "I believe [Current Thing]" political views, and a really smug but stupid post pinned on top of his feed.

 

[instythot]

If you are going to bogart the dox, for the love of God, put some time into a sound check, or even pre record. Don't just hand over a microphone to any illiterate pest who offers to read and make sure they aren't recording 12 feet away from a shitty mic in an empty garage. Love you, love the show, but a live read sounds like it could be an absolute fucking train wreck.

They're rascals. They know everyone's gonna call them fat faggots with bitch tits if it goes badly

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Patrick is turning 42 on the 18th. Here's hoping he chums the waters with an anti-fash shirt and finally gets to beat up Nazi #6? #7?
View attachment 3147567
View attachment 3147568
View attachment 3147569(A, L)

He's the most cringe worthy liar known to man

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Piggy oinked some more about Musk buying 10% of twitter. He started to debate with someone, then counted his new friend's followers as well as how old his twitter account is. Ouch!

View attachment 3150247

Pointing out a detractor's follower count just might be my favorite of Pat's reoccurring retorts. 90% of people on Twitter are just there to keep up with a few friends, follow their favorite celebrities, post degenerate furry art, and chime in on topics that interest them. Follower count doesn't mean anything to the vast majority of people.

It just makes it painfully obvious that Patrick thinks his 47k twitter followers is a huge compliment that means he deserves respect. He truly and genuinely believes that he has a full Brewers stadium worth of people hanging on to his every word, and that makes him better than those with less followers. It would be a little sad if he wasn't such a fat retard

 

[NotFatChild]

Also, like Fatrick, the creator leans left while calling himself conservative. Unlike Fatrick, the creator still has his blue checkmark.

Pronouns in bio, votes exclusively for democrats, brags about being vaxxed, re-tweets bernie sanders, calls himself a "conservative". Yep, it's a fatrick-esque larper.

Fatrick, but actually capable of writing.