They probably just popped into a megachurch with a couple hundred other people. Those places have no real congregation. You go in, buy coffee from the in-church vendor, sit in a big conference room and watch a pastor in jeans and a tshirt on a TV screen/some shitty Christian rock "worship music"
Ralphamale would only go to a church if the pastor had a Bentley or Escalade. He could only appreciate a prosperity gospel church that’s the biggest in its sector.
He would only go to church if communion was maker’s mark and a Twinkie
Hear me out here:
Not just that but even fat guys can get laid if they have a positive and charming personality. Ralph is just wholly unlikable. He released a sex tape of his child bride to cuck a Mexican and Ralph is also a massive simp with weird fetishes. Even Alice has standards against Ralph. Knowing Ralph he probably would have made a sex tape of him and Alice and posted it online to own Null and Chicken Andy because he is a fucking wigger who constantly wants to own people online. Alice probably knew that and thus wanted nothing to do with Ralph sexually.
Not every girl wants their chrysanthemum turned into a sunflower.
Alice probably doesn't want shit ate out of her ass.
Counterpoint: multiple ip2 people have found her shitted undies after she's left wherever she was staying with them. Alice is a freak.
This thread needs a mega 'Islamic Content' and 'horrifying' sticker. Poopy undie loving simps follow Ms Proudfoot the poopy pied piper of IP2.
Not only did she have consensual sex with Baked Alaska, she sucked the dirty toe of an ip2 streamer at his command. She was basically his slave for a short time. It's gotta hurt the Ralphamale's ego that he wasn't able to get anything from her even after simping so shamefully. imo, the simp texts have to be the 2nd biggest public humiliation he's ever suffered after doxing the Memphis micro. Imagine simping so hard for Alice, perhaps the grimiest woman in the sektur.
Seethan failed to understand the inverse simp to sex ratio. The greater the simpery, the less likely sex occurs.
Guntpig sounds like the nickname of some local cryptid that hollers in the swamps outside of town on full moons and leaves bipedal man sizes hoof prints.
I think it might have something to do with Alice publicly making out with another girl yesterday. She's taunting Ralph with what he wanted to be a part of more than anything but could never have, since even the most lowly ip2 thot finds him grotesque and repulsive. Very harsh black pill for the Ralphamale so he had to resort to flagging her twitter account. Very womanly behavior.
Then imagine being Amanda Morris, not only letting the greasy walleyed Gunt mount her and stick his Memphis micro in, but letting him impregnate her.
And like the emergency removed alien, Shnozzana will eventually grow to her true grotesque H. R Giger form.
