4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Menotaur said:
I suspect Jesse has the goods. It is a big bluff call to make that he had stuff and then can't deliver.

I suspect he has footage of the stomping done by Ralph - although this would be enough to see him go to jail it probably wouldn't be enough for a conviction of anything overly serious.

However, Ralph likes to snort and while the pig was looking down snorting, he wasn't looking up at who was filming him.

I'm going to be stunned if Jesse doesn't have something rock solid. We should call it a Troll Convention, there were more trolls there than actual participants.

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I’m betting that is a Jesse P-S decoy.

And the real Jesse is still disguised as someone in the crowd that we are overlooking.

Why you ask? Because everyone is expecting him to crash this historic gathering of the cows. Notice the video where Mersh is immediately suspicious of Podawful goons in his midst.


The guy is really fucking good at what he does. Thorough and laser-focused.
 
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I doubt anybody cares but the cesspool of the internet, Funnyjunk, discovered Ralph after someone reposted this meme.
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Half the comments don't know who he is and didn't read the text beyond the headline so they're congratulating him for bowling despite his "condition", and the other half are shitting on him.

good for him

good for him. .. The finest of our number has achieved something great
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From_Brunch_To_Lunch said:
I doubt anybody cares but the cesspool of the internet, Funnyjunk, discovered Ralph after someone reposted this meme.
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Half the comments don't know who he is and didn't read the text beyond the headline so they're congratulating him for bowling despite his "condition", and the other half are shitting on him.

good for him

good for him. .. The finest of our number has achieved something great
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the people who think he's actually retarded aren't too far away from the truth
 
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Bonanza Jellybean said:
The whole event was the childhood birthday party that Ralph never got to have. He got to be the center of attention the whole night, his BFF Dax and the cool kids all came, he got to wear a cool party hat all night AND he took home a cool trophy. The entire night he acted like a 9 year old tyrant. "HE DID SOMETHING I DONT LIKE. MAKE HIM LEAVE"
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But now that he's had a taste...
 
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From_Brunch_To_Lunch said:
I doubt anybody cares but the cesspool of the internet, Funnyjunk, discovered Ralph after someone reposted this meme.
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Half the comments don't know who he is and didn't read the text beyond the headline so they're congratulating him for bowling despite his "condition", and the other half are shitting on him.

good for him

good for him. .. The finest of our number has achieved something great
funnyjunk.com funnyjunk.com
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I bet Ralph had the kids bumpers up in his lane.
 
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From_Brunch_To_Lunch said:
I doubt anybody cares but the cesspool of the internet, Funnyjunk, discovered Ralph after someone reposted this meme.
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Half the comments don't know who he is and didn't read the text beyond the headline so they're congratulating him for bowling despite his "condition", and the other half are shitting on him.

good for him

good for him. .. The finest of our number has achieved something great
funnyjunk.com funnyjunk.com
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>WholesomeMemes

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Telemeter said:
No, Jim just has this thing.

For all that he is an internet troll, who likes to point an laugh at lol cows, and ravels on getting a rise out of them. Jim also has class.

His jabs are always aimed at the person they are supposed to be aimed at, he doesn't go for collateral damage, he doesn't go for family, he doesn't "go low", its why he is so effective, you can't just discard what he says on a video as personal attacks. If he ever mentions anyone outside of the subject it will always be another lolcow (like Mersh) or someone who is in specific relation and context on the subject (like Alice's rape allegations, but not Alice herself).

This is how Jim operates, that's it. He never went after Sargon's wife, or her children, and if he ever even mentioned them it was only in the context that Sargon is a cuck and that's the end of that. Same for Matt, who is a confirmed cuck by his own word, the second one his GF (not wife) got pregnant from another man WHILE SHE WAS DATING MATT, and he is still paying for it, yet Jim never attacked her or the kids. Jim has no reason to attack either of Ralph's baby mommas, they might be retards or whatever, but they are irrelevant and not lolcows on their own merit.

I know something like this is completely unfathomable by the likes or Ralph, who's catalog of retorts is composed of either "gay" or "whore wife".

I'm starting to think a bunch of people here are Ralph's sock accounts giving how much they insist that Jim is a bitch for not engaging in Ralph levels of banter.
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The Mundane Matt-hosted "meeting" with Jim and Ralph had Jim react mostly calmly to Ralph's drunken ranting, gently correcting him he mispronounced "Augustine" or whatever. It was a shitshow, of course. Ralph did bring up Jim's COVID-19 fearmongering but never pressed it, probably because he had bigger, pettier issues to discuss, like the whole pill-bottle shaking or Ralph threatening to ruin someone's life over a minor slight. Jim insisted that he wasn't trying to deliberately piss Ralph off, including listing off people he could've streamed with to annoy Ralph.
About 56 minutes in (in Null's recap stream), there's this gem:

Jim: Ralph, if I wanted to fuck with you, I'd be streaming with Josh, (Null: Uh oh.), I'd be streaming with Andy and PPP, I'd be streaming with Nick Rekeita...
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
the people who think he's actually retarded aren't too far away from the truth
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I can imagine him going on the news for this. Just as the prototypically handsome daytime news reporter introduces this pleasant, redemptive fluff piece about a down syndrome patient, Ethan seizes the microphone with tard strength and screams a racial epithet-ridden screed against Flamenco, Medicare, and Kiwi farms. Millions of middle-aged women are permanently gunted by a national broadcast.
 
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Xarpho said:
Ralph did bring up Jim's COVID-19 fearmongering but never pressed it
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He shut his fat mouth after Jim said nearly a million Americans died.

Snigger said:
Someone on Rekeita's stream referred to ER as "guntzilla" and frankly I think this name deserves more attention
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That would imply he has strength and height.

More like guntroach or gunturtle.
 
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Snigger said:
Someone on Rekeita's stream referred to ER as "guntzilla" and frankly I think this name deserves more attention
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Guntzilla is good but I also like Hogzilla, which was a real thing. A hybrid of incredibly well fed farm pigs and wild boars that broke through the fencing and procreated, creating a ghastly creature. We always knew there were more out there but no one ever thought one of them would go on to create their own internet talk show.
 
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