Erin Reed / Anthony Reed II / @ErinInTheMorn / @ErinInTheMorning / @ErinInTheNight / _supernovasky_ / beholderseye / realitybias / AnonymousRabbit - post-op transbian Twitter/TikTok "activist" with bad fashion, giant Reddit tattoo. Former drug dealer with felony. Married to Zooey Simone Zephyr / Zachary Todd Raasch.

[Blanche]

That and they’re basically the adult version of those L’Oréal fish bottle shampoos.
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This shampoo was my childhood. My little autist self loved them.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

When I was a retarded kid I read 'no more tears' as no more tears and decided to test it by putting it on my eyes

0/10 would not reccommend

It is no more tears, but it's not gonna work if you decide to use it like that.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

That and they’re basically the adult version of those L’Oréal fish bottle shampoos.
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That blue and orange one - if it's the swimming shampoo - is actually pretty damn good for getting chlorine out of blond hair after pool time.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

That blue and orange one - if it's the swimming shampoo - is actually pretty damn good for getting chlorine out of blond hair after pool time.

I always thought the bottles were supposed to look like fishies. I didn’t know there were any other options in this shampoo line aside from the after-swim. Chlorine shampoo bottles resembling fish made sense to child me.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I bet his dandruff is truly a spectacle. Maybe the conditioner acts like a scalp moisturizer but all that weirdo shit he's doing to his head has got to be hell on his skin. I was going back looking at his pictures in the OP and it's remarkable how truly greasy he is.

Now we know that's conditioner. I can't get past that. Literally he's a greasy little creep. It's just so gross. I bet he smells weird, like melted plastic and body spray.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I bet his dandruff is truly a spectacle. Maybe the conditioner acts like a scalp moisturizer but all that weirdo shit he's doing to his head has got to be hell on his skin. I was going back looking at his pictures in the OP and it's remarkable how truly greasy he is.
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Now we know that's conditioner. I can't get past that. Literally he's a greasy little creep. It's just so gross. I bet he smells weird, like melted plastic and body spray.

I imagine he does that trashy thing where he sprays on so much perfume that you can taste it in the back of your throat from across the room, because more perfume = more girly right? And it'll be something cheap and cloying

 

[Watamelon]

I barely pay attention to Erin's tweets.

I'm just here to enjoy the evisceration of every single one of his outfits.

 

[OttoWest]

Now we know that's conditioner. I can't get past that. Literally he's a greasy little creep. It's just so gross. I bet he smells weird, like melted plastic and body spray.

Conditioner and other excess hair products tend to accumulate in the crevices of and behind the ears so unless Tony is scrubbing those area squeaky clean, he’s likely covered in a layer of perfumed fatty oils.

 

[HissingBastard]

At this point I think the church ladies are fucking with him. This is an adult-sized toddler dress. Hair still greasy. Curl definition still zero.
He also retweeted what might be the ugliest TIF I've ever seen.


People with shitty teeth gotta stick together I guess.

 

[Positron]

At this point I think the church ladies are fucking with him. This is an adult-sized toddler dress. Hair still greasy. Curl definition still zero.

Feet still huge.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

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At this point I think the church ladies are fucking with him. This is an adult-sized toddler dress. Hair still greasy. Curl definition still zero.
He also retweeted what might be the ugliest TIF I've ever seen.

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People with shitty teeth gotta stick together I guess.

Since the LuLaRoe MLM bubble burst (and then the documentary came out) women are practically giving these hideous dresses away. Thrift stores are clogged with them.
At first they were ashamed to have been involved with the MLM but could still unload the stuff at cost and at least make their money back. But now that the word is out and the dresses are so distinctive (there are like, what, only 5 or 6 different cuts and they almost always have an insane hideous pattern?) plenty of women don't even want to be seen in them at all. I know women who only bought a dress to be nice to a friend who sold them, and they've tossed those out. It's an embarrassing brand to be associated with.
But once you're a man who has removed his genitals and leaves the house in women's clothing every day, you've associated yourself with something much worse, I suppose. So all things being relative, at least it covers his naked body I guess?

 

[blue gopher snakes]

That dress is the least biologically female article of clothing a tranny could wear, I don’t care if it’s a dress. It’s hideous. Offensive to the eyes. And his black flats clash with the headache-inducing dress pattern. They look like old, shitty boat shoes. Idk what shoes would look better because frankly that dress should just go straight in the dumpster. Tony looks like a low-tier Lularoe #bossbabe that bought their onboarding kit like 20 minutes before it all went to hell.

 

[garbage cake]

At this point I think the church ladies are fucking with him. This is an adult-sized toddler dress.

Why does he keep making the “female bodied” joke if he’s going to stand like a man every time

I know your crotch wound probably hurts but women doing OOTD clothing photos/trying to look cute don’t stand with their feet apart like that.
Tony versus Actual Biological Women showing off clothing:

So many ways to display and pose an outfit, none of them standing there staring down the barrel of your camera phone in the ONE pose you think “works”, while not even crossing your leg over because your surgeon said not to stress the hole too much.
bonus lol I am female bcuz look, dictionary! Tony please tell us you whip this bulletproof logic out at lesbians saying “oh no thank you”

I know women who only bought a dress to be nice to a friend who was suckered in and they've tossed them. It's embarrassing to be associated with it.

Very real phenomenon. Mostly because the items fell apart, those are never going to become your go-to clothing, unless you’re Tony (sad). Tony’s hideous spaceship dress is from Svaha, which is like LuLaRoe-tier patterns on dresses but for sad fat nerd girls. He looks like he teaches preschool in those clothes, but thank god he does not.

Ultimately, why does Erin think he looks good? Who are the women in his life showering his outfits with praise?

…..oh.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Tweet: "Feeling pretty biologically female this morning"

Later Tweet: "Womanhood is not a definitional concept reliant on biology"

Pick one Tone.

Like I know he's just throwing this shit out there now to troll the Farms but let's have a look at what he's feeling "Biologically Female" about.

He has:
XY Chromosones
Male pattern baldness
Large feet and hands
Heavier internal organs
A denser skeleton
Narrower Pelvis
Five o'clock shadow
Adam's apple
A prostate
(The remains of) Testes and a Penis
A hairy body
A deep voice
A large head
And no fucking dress sense.

He doesn't have:
A uterus
Ovaries
The right amount of milk ducts
A vagina
And the opposite of all the things in the first list.

What are you feeling Biologically Female about Tone?

Your panties and your ludicrously false squeaky voice aren't biological.
Forgetting to wear your bra when you take your kid to school (TeeHee!) is not biological.
Make up and necklaces are not biological.

Gives us a clue fella, what is it?

 

[The Final Troondown]

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At this point I think the church ladies are fucking with him. This is an adult-sized toddler dress. Hair still greasy. Curl definition still zero.
He also retweeted what might be the ugliest TIF I've ever seen.

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People with shitty teeth gotta stick together I guess.

Yerh nobody cares about having you in the women's room because the only time security is getting called to beat down the door is when you call them about the five year old asking her mother why the fat lady has a beard and blue hair

also he's stuck in that ridiculous pose because it's the only way he can make his shoulders the same width as his hips, by rolling them back, giving his hips a full square to the camera and tilting his head to try and reduce the impact of his huge skull

all this effort to achieve turning his triangular shape to a rectangle

honestly just get fat tony, it's far more convincing and less effort

 

[T0oCoolFool]

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At this point I think the church ladies are fucking with him. This is an adult-sized toddler dress. Hair still greasy. Curl definition still zero.
He also retweeted what might be the ugliest TIF I've ever seen.

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People with shitty teeth gotta stick together I guess.

"So I guess they want guys like me in the ladies room? How does that keep anyone safe?"

First off, you don't look like a man, you look like a standard butch lesbian with ugly glasses and a PCOS beard. If you look feminine in a carefully posed photograph, then I can only imagine how much more womanly you look in person. No lady would care that you're in the bathroom.

Second, this stupid argument ignores reality. If troons pass so well, then why are we even having this debate? If they pass and are just taking a piss, we wouldn't even know that there are troons in the bathroom in the first place. The reality is, the vast majority of MtF troons do not pass, and women don't feel comfortable doing their personal business with a MAN in a small closed off space.

Men are on average taller and stronger than women, and men commit the majority of sex offenses. For centuries, women have learned to be cautious around men they do not know, and for good reason. You don't even have to be taught this, women will very naturally learn that there are bad men out there and they can easily hurt you. This isn't some silly white cis het west cultural idea, this is something EVERY woman from every country, race, and religion knows to be true.

And yet, we're expected to take this instinct that is meant to keep us safe, and ignore it. lest we hurt the pervert's feelings.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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People with shitty teeth gotta stick together I guess.

Why would women not be safe if you went in their bathroom Theo? Are you suggesting that you'd assault them or something?

If I, as a cis male (I apologize), went in the women's bathroom I'm sure they wouldn't like it, and some would probably not feel safe even though I'm adorable and harmless, but nobody would actually be made unsafe because I'd never go in there with untoward motives.

Maybe I'm just unlucky (or secretly lucky) because I wonder if these people have really never been in a situation where one bathroom is temporarily co-ed because the other is closed. It's not the end of the world, especially when you know everyone like in an office or whatever. Some people will choose to hold it! That's okay! Everyone else knows to just do their business until things go back to normal. It's not rocket surgery.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

"So I guess they want guys like me in the ladies room? How does that keep anyone safe?"

First off, you don't look like a man, you look like a standard butch lesbian with ugly glasses and a PCOS beard. If you look feminine in a carefully posed photograph, then I can only imagine how much more womanly you look in person. No lady would care that you're in the bathroom.

Second, this stupid argument ignores reality. If troons pass so well, then why are we even having this debate? If they pass and are just taking a piss, we wouldn't even know that there are troons in the bathroom in the first place. The reality is, the vast majority of MtF troons do not pass, and women don't feel comfortable doing their personal business with a MAN in a small closed off space.

Men are on average taller and stronger than women, and men commit the majority of sex offenses. For centuries, women have learned to be cautious around men they do not know, and for good reason. You don't even have to be taught this, women will very naturally learn that there are bad men out there and they can easily hurt you. This isn't some silly white cis het west cultural idea, this is something EVERY woman from every country, race, and religion knows to be true.

And yet, we're expected to take this instinct that is meant to keep us safe, and ignore it. lest we hurt the pervert's feelings.

That was what officially pozzed me on the gender loon bullshit. Troons are the definition of "men are afraid they're going to be treated like men treat women" (in regards to homophobia, but it applies) and the only men they're referring to is themselves. I can't believe this fucker actually goes to church. Say what you want about Christmas-Easter-onlies, but getting your sex organs chopped off and oragamied into a crappy facsimile because "God made you wrong" should probably get you banned from religion in general.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Since the LuLaRoe MLM bubble burst (and then the documentary came out) women are practically giving these hideous dresses away. Thrift stores are clogged with them.
At first they were ashamed to have been involved with the MLM but could still unload the stuff at cost and at least make their money back. But now that the word is out and the dresses are so distinctive (there are like, what, only 5 or 6 different cuts and they almost always have an insane hideous pattern?) plenty of women don't even want to be seen in them at all. I know women who only bought a dress to be nice to a friend who sold them, and they've tossed those out. It's an embarrassing brand to be associated with.
But once you're a man who has removed his genitals and leaves the house in women's clothing every day, you've associated yourself with something much worse, I suppose. So all things being relative, at least it covers his naked body I guess?

Slightly OT, but thanks for mentioning this documentary, never heard of LuLaRoe (Eurofag here and I don't follow any fashion things) and I started watching it. Very interesting. All these moms hoping to make big bucks while having 5-20 kids, so they apparently were/are the major target group.
And here we have Tony wearing those rags (or stuff reminiscent of them) thinking he is so hip and stylish. I really have to assume any actual woman of his age would know about this or have friends who would tell her to not wear these things.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

That was what officially pozzed me on the gender loon bullshit. Troons are the definition of "men are afraid they're going to be treated like men treat women" (in regards to homophobia, but it applies) and the only men they're referring to is themselves. I can't believe this fucker actually goes to church. Say what you want about Christmas-Easter-onlies, but getting your sex organs chopped off and oragamied into a crappy facsimile because "God made you wrong" should probably get you banned from religion in general.

The complete disconnect troons have from what women actually live through is unbelievable and pozzed me years ago on Reddit after TwoXChromosomes was invaded by (and later accepted into) them. Posts like "I started presenting as female on game servers, I can't believe the abuse women get!" or "I got catcalled today, I can't believe women have to deal with this!" It just shows how little they actually cared about women before they decided they were one. Back in the day, you'd see comments from women calling them out, now it's all "Welcome to the club, sister!!!" Now you have troons on HRT claiming on Twitter that they have "periods" and "cramps" and these stupid woke women spouting the same "Just part of being a woman!" bullshit that is reinforcing their narcissistic delusions and desires.

Back on topic: I found the dress.

STEAM Themed Adults Dresses with Pockets

Smart Apparel for Smart People! Our geeky dresses with pockets are perfect for anyone wanting teacher dresses! Ever wonder where to find Ms. Frizzle dresses? Wonder no more! Our STEM clothing with pockets = the perfect geeky clothing gift! Teacher clothing everywhere! Plus size dresses clothing...

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Svaha has this to say about itself:

We are a one stop shop for all geeky STEAM themed apparel and accessories! Anything from science, technology, engineering, arts, and math. Did we mention that most of our clothing has POCKETS?

I can't imagine anything from this company being a church hand-me-down. Tony most likely spent $75 on this himself. While I will be the first to say that product pictures on clothing websites tend to look far different from the actual item, it is pretty hilarious to see what it's supposed to look like on an actual woman compared to what it looks like on him.


The grandpa-style mocassins absolutely do not go with this dress. If you have big feet, DO NOT WEAR FLATS. Even a teeny tiny wedge heel like this would look miles better than the fucking old man slippers he's wearing:

Heels make your feet look smaller and your legs look longer and more defined. I literally just sold a cute pair of size 10 Clark's heels to a 5'10" woman like two days ago that looked fabulous on her.

And I'm with @garbage cake that he needs to fucking quit it with the sameface samepose on these OOTD selfies he's so fucking proud of. I think you could make one of those GIFs of all of his selfies and literally the only thing that would change is his clothes. I don't know what the fuck is making you feel like a "biological woman", Tony, but we don't stand as stiff as a fucking board when we take pictures of our outfits.