4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
"We won't even need to rent a venue, since it's on the beach"
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"In this clip, we see Ethan Ralph having a conversation with the mouse in his pocket."

Stop acting like sUNseT pRoDuctIOnS includes anyone but yourself. No one wants to work with you. A beach aint a bowling alley with furniture & a PA. Who's gonna drag speakers down the beach (not fucking fun, lemme tell you) and set up a stage? Who's gonna fire brigade water from the ocean for the wet T shirts? You may pack a beast of burden along for the ride, but I think you'd get less work out of her than you might expect.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Yes because tons of women surely want to flock to get naked for a dozen retards and incels. While I'm sure you could get some ip2 tier crackheads to show up, it won't be professional models who make more a month than gunt and all of his paypigs combined, and certainly won't show up on their own dime for exposure.

"We won't even need to rent a venue, since it's on the beach"
Wrong, you'd need to get permits, or your event will be shutdown.

This is what happens when you're a retard with no friends and you spent your whole life screaming online. You fantasize about juvenile shit while you're approaching 40. A wet t-shirt contest on the beach is something 20 year olds who are on spring beach consider peak entertainment. A 35 year old man should be more worried about being a father to his children, including the one he abandoned.
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Even if ralph pays the thousands and thousands of dollars needed to be able to stream an event on a public beach in Florida, not a single fucking woman will show up to this at all. None of his female guests showed up to his last event, why tf does he think they will come to get undressed and show there tits for him?
 
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Trucker of peace said:
Even if ralph pays the thousands and thousands of dollars needed to be able to stream an event on a public beach in Florida, not a single fucking woman will show up to this at all. None of his female guests showed up to his last event, why tf does he think they will come to get undressed and show there tits for him?
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BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST IN HIS SECTOR HE DOESNT SCARE!!! Surely a bunch of attractive ethots who make thousands of a dollars a week will want to travel on their own dime, to give a free show, in person, for a fat raging alcoholic they've never heard of and the handful of retards that will show up. Being on the world famous killstream is an incredible accomplishment.

However, he needs to be careful. It could bite him in the ass. His paypigs might go full simp and stop supporting him to give their paychecks to that e-girl's tits they got to actually see in real life.
 
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Trucker of peace said:
Even if ralph pays the thousands and thousands of dollars needed to be able to stream an event on a public beach in Florida, not a single fucking woman will show up to this at all. None of his female guests showed up to his last event, why tf does he think they will come to get undressed and show there tits for him?
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The only pair of tits we'll see at the wet T-shirt contest is Ralph's. He won't even need any water to make his shirt transparent, the amount of sweat he would produce after a grueling, arduous stroll down the beach is sufficient to do that.
 
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wmengel said:
Gunt will get only the finest crackwhores for this shit
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[Sorry for the double-post in another thread, it fits here too]
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Ralph let’s stop pussyfooting around. I’ll pay
$1000 US dollars via superchats or whatever if you do nude jumping jacks on your little show tonight. I am not fucking around.
You can only wear papaws ring.
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this nigga struggled to take 2 steps and roll a bowling ball. he definitely can't do proper jumping jacks.
 
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Gamercat said:
>ethan ralph
>exercising and staying fit
sorry no.
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Even if it’s just one second of Outlaw Pig naked and hopping around on livestream it’s worth it.
One thousand US dollars Ralph Suuuuueeeeyy! In your clammy mitts tonight. That’s a lot of nose powder and porn with almost no effort besides putting your clothes back on again.
 
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