- Joined
- Jan 18, 2019
Men generally couldn't give a dead moose's last shit what women do and don't like, hence this thread existing. But who knows, maybe that will trigger their social anxiety.
Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.
- Thread starter Winter
- Start date
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2015
If I was a lesbian I would use JK Rowling's name on my profile just to troll the troons. 
"I identify as JK Rowling"
"My gender is Rowling, my pronouns are J/K/R"
"I'm Rowlingsexual"
"The author of Harry Potter is my transition goal"
"My best friends name is Joanne"
"My middle name is Joanne"
"I'm only attracted to women who are named Joanne"
"The name of my first daughter is going to be Joanne"
etc,
"I identify as JK Rowling"
"My gender is Rowling, my pronouns are J/K/R"
"I'm Rowlingsexual"
"The author of Harry Potter is my transition goal"
"My best friends name is Joanne"
"My middle name is Joanne"
"I'm only attracted to women who are named Joanne"
"The name of my first daughter is going to be Joanne"
etc,
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2020
A non-exhaustive list from my past posts.
Enjoy! (or don't, idk what you weirdos are into)
Yes. Karleigh Webb, journalist for OutSports who likes to tell your kids that men belong in women's sports. Teehee!
others with bonkers names:
a Sisyphean task. but I will make another post of the best-of. <3
- Joined
- Jan 20, 2020
Gotta be harder for "lesbian" troons than "straight" ones. I've heard women, especially lesbians, usually despise them for being creepy sex psychos (even moreso than lesbos themselves) even more than straight men do.
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2015
There is so much to unpack here, holy shit. Also I think "Felicia" has lolcow potential. Thank you @garbage cake
- Joined
- Feb 5, 2020
Catto Gatto
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 9, 2021
Is “Persephone” actually Lucas Werner?
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2021
Buttercup did not disappoint. I can see this is going to be a recurring theme.
This dude:
> here's mai sex swing and bdsm furniture
Also this dude:
> need moar cuddly-wuddlies uwu
Ah, the Frankentitty uniboob non-cleavage. Always a classic.
Also never fails to amuse me how many of these laydees will have amholes installed and go through the self-imposed torture of dilating but can't seem to bear the thought of taking a tweezer to the hairy kudzu overtaking their brow ridges.
This dude:
> here's mai sex swing and bdsm furniture
Also this dude:
> need moar cuddly-wuddlies uwu
Ah, the Frankentitty uniboob non-cleavage. Always a classic.
Also never fails to amuse me how many of these laydees will have amholes installed and go through the self-imposed torture of dilating but can't seem to bear the thought of taking a tweezer to the hairy kudzu overtaking their brow ridges.
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2015
Every time one of these hideous troons mentions cuddling I am reminded of the Stephanie Bustcakes video.
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2021
Mf they could get a uterus transplant, sewn-on breasts from a corpse, and a transplanted female robot body and they still wouldn't pass. I don't fucking understand the ideology of these people. They're all the same.
1. Named some Victorian-era name or something randomly picked from an anime or comic.
2. "Trans womxn, pre-HRT. I love anime, video games, and coding. I'm an UWU soft girl and I love cuddles!! I'm such a bottom lol. TERFS get out or I will skin your family alive
"3. *Photo, the phone is next to the ceiling as it takes a photo of a pedo smirk and balding hair next to stubble and shitty, stained clothes picked straight out of the garbage at Claire's.*
The coomer brain is real. Have other fucking hobbies besides just talking to people online with the same exact interests and political views as you.
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2021
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2015
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2021
I read the description and I am very happy that the video failed to play...Women Only Need Apply - No STD's - CWCki
sonichu.com
Jesus...
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2022
I'd say purely because there are less lesbian spaces in general, it's easier for them to overwhelm them. There are gay bars everywhere though and ftm are always in them, but I guess they are spread out way more so it doesn't feel overwhelming. Gay bars are shitholes of degeneracy anyway though, and gay men put up with it so let them at it. Gays have been using women's bathrooms for years, even before they jumped on the tranny train.
- Joined
- Oct 21, 2018
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2020
Feel free to hyperlink any Reddit posts you reference, just don't post full screenshots
- Joined
- Nov 19, 2021
Some of these ladies would look a lot less terrible if they knew half a thing about makeup and how to make it look good. This is just a gallery of unflattering colors and harsh unblended edges. Youtube is free, and getting into cosmetology can be profitable in the end. Hell, even some mild face-centric hygiene practices would do wonders. And for the love of fuck, if you can't be assed to shaved, get lasered.
- Joined
- May 25, 2021
the thread that keeps on giving...
...giving me nightmares that is
...giving me nightmares that is
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2019
I straight shit my pants when I saw Gwennlian bitch I thought Chris Chan broke out of jail—
Actually most of these men have that vacant-autistic look to them. Like they’re trying their hardest to smile but it’s just pain because they don’t understand emotions. Spooky.
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2021
Why would anyone WANT to be a lesbian? It basically dooms you to an abstinent life.