Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Tasty Tatty]

Jazz's hair has always looked rather greasy and unhealthy. I'm not sure if it's because of poor hygiene or just shitty products or what. Either way, poor Jazz always has a distinctly unwashed look to him.

Because he's stuck with the personality and attitude of a young boy, and young boys aren't exactly keen about their personal hygiene.

Girls worry about their hair, specially the girly girls that Jazz tries to emulate. His hair only looks good on photoshoots and such, but any candid pic of him shows terrible hair. I guess he thinks that "long hair = girl" and that's it. He can't accessorise either.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It looks like that hairline is already starting to fade. Male Pattern Baldness Jaron is going to be a hype season of Jazz.

I am waiting for the day for the troonatics to force the medical community to relabel it as "Hair-Having Person Pattern Baldness"

If it is male pattern baldness and not some type of odd hormonal fuckery from whatever is being pumped into him, it's much more likely he'd actually be a viable candidate for hair plugs, so that's a plus I guess. I doubt it will happen though. I'd think a person with gender dysphoria would probably be willing to do just about anything to hide that, up to and including surgery, but Jazz appears not to give too many fucks about trying to present especially feminine. I'm convinced the fact that muumuus tend to be considered female apparel is just happenstance. Not that vanity is an intrinsic female trait or anything, it's just that I'd expect someone who is allegedly so consumed with distress about their biological sex to justify invasive and destructive medical intervention to be at least a little bit invested in appearing as their desired gender. It's almost like it was a throwaway idea briefly expressed by a dumbass kindergartener who doesn't even understand such things and would have been forgotten in 5 minutes had their fuckwit MBP mother not forced them into it permanently.

Sander should probably be informed that if he wants to be some kind of "influencer" that becoming fat and bald in his early 20s is probably not conducive to that goal. I find it telling this fucker is so creepy and obnoxious he can't even get laid despite having his mug on reality TV. Just to remind everyone, Steven fucking Assanti managed to pull a biological woman with nothing but some Z-list reality show exposure.

 

[Sonya-chan]

Because he's stuck with the personality and attitude of a young boy, and young boys aren't exactly keen about their personal hygiene.

Girls worry about their hair, specially the girly girls that Jazz tries to emulate. His hair only looks good on photoshoots and such, but any candid pic of him shows terrible hair. I guess he thinks that "long hair = girl" and that's it. He can't accessorise either.

Reminds me of a scene from I Am Jazz where Jazz and mom had to do yet another conference to talk about how Jazz is a true girl and jazz wanted to come with a muumuu dress and sandals, even his mom had it enough and told him to dress reasonably, at the end jazz kept the dress but wears another pair of shoes, he even said something like "and if you want me to curl my hair, hell no!". Definitely a lady in his brain since age 2, right!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Reminds me of a scene from I Am Jazz where Jazz and mom had to do yet another conference to talk about how Jazz is a true girl and jazz wanted to come with a muumuu dress and sandals, even his mom had it enough and told him to dress reasonably, at the end jazz kept the dress but wears another pair of shoes, he even said something like "and if you want me to curl my hair, hell no!". Definitely a lady in his brain since age 2, right!

There are women like this, but this is something you see since they're kids. For example, I'm not very girly now and I was never girly since I was young girl myself. My sister, otoh, has been into clothes and makeup since before she was a teenager. Me, I was into sports and nerd stuff. Now I'm an adult, I know I can't wear sweatpants everywhere and I dress better without my mom telling me so, but I'm still not obsessed about my looks like my sister.

Jazz has, allegedly, wanted to be very girly since he was a toddler. In theory, fat or not, she should be into clothes, hair, makeup, and all those things girly girls enjoy. The only moments when he performs as a girl is when they need to remind us how happy he is with his decision or when she is very obvious and loud about his femininity (e.g. drag).

He reminds me exactly of my boys. They could wear the same clothes every day and their looks is the bottom of their priorities.

 

[NerdShamer]

There are women like this, but this is something you see since they're kids. For example, I'm not very girly now and I was never girly since I was young girl myself. My sister, otoh, has been into clothes and makeup since before she was a teenager. Me, I was into sports and nerd stuff. Now I'm an adult, I know I can't wear sweatpants everywhere and I dress better without my mom telling me so, but I'm still not obsessed about my looks like my sister.

Jazz has, allegedly, wanted to be very girly since he was a toddler. In theory, fat or not, she should be into clothes, hair, makeup, and all those things girly girls enjoy. The only moments when he performs as a girl is when they need to remind us how happy he is with his decision or when she is very obvious and loud about his femininity (e.g. drag).

He reminds me exactly of my boys. They could wear the same clothes every day and their looks is the bottom of their priorities.

Well, his fashion sense could easily be worse, tbh. I think it's him trying to hide how fast he was gaining weight, but you never know.

 

[SureJan]

Alleged Master's level social media expert, Sander Jennings, is oddly and apparently tearfully happy over this report. Lol. He has since deleted it and reposted it with a sad crying emoji. What an idiot.

 

[Uncle Meat]

He needs glasses.

 

[all4mom2]

He needs glasses.

He wears glasses.

 

[Breadbear]

He wears glasses.

He needs new glasses.
We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He needs new glasses.
We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

This in combination with your avatar suggests to me that lift enough hot dogs and you too can have a doughy 6-pack.

 

[NoReturn]

So, uh, was this song choice intentional?
I know we're all pretty sure Sander runs this account, but that doesn't make the (un)intentional message with this song choice any better.

 

[OJ Simpson]

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So, uh, was this song choice intentional?
I know we're all pretty sure Sander runs this account, but that doesn't make the (un)intentional message with this song choice any better.

AHAHAHAHA

The flashback to the before pic of Jaron makes him look like a fucking dwarf with his oversized head on his small frame.

 

[all4mom2]

Looks like he won an award in the "before" pic. Wonder when was the last time THAT happened? It doesn't pay to peak early!

 

[cassandra]

AHAHAHAHA

The flashback to the before pic of Jaron makes him look like a fucking dwarf with his oversized head on his small frame.

Does anyone a know 21 year old that would be caught dead in that plus sized (grand) mother of the bride dress?

 

[SureJan]

Does anyone know 21 year old that would be caught dead in that plus sized (grand) mother of the bride dress?

Omg I thought the same thing but people are loving it and inquiring about it on Sander's TikTok post. Wtf?!! Also, Jazz is barefoot in the picture with the grandma dress.

 

[Pig Cups]

Comment, Jaron?

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Comment, Jaron?
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That book deserves to be banned for its inaccuracies and outright lies regardless of its inappropriate subject matter.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Does anyone a know 21 year old that would be caught dead in that plus sized (grand) mother of the bride dress?

I thought it was a graduation gown...

That dress is terrible and, again, I need to point out that Jazz doesn't know how to dress and nobody helps him. I kinda blame the "pretty at any size" bunch, because they've responsible for plus size women dressing bad. Certain clothes, used by the wrong body, can make you look like a sack of potatoes.

That layer on the top, I'm sure he hopes it will cover his humongous tits, but what a dress with this shape does is to make you look like you have MORE chest. Clothes with any ornaments on front serve that function. In his case, it attracts all eyes to the part you wanted to hide. And sometimes, fringe or ruffles try to create the illusion of curves, but he has none, so it's for nothing.

Not gonna lie. I don't know what he can wear to not look like a deformed mutant. But at least, he needs to avoid textured designs and wear something plain like what Ari's wearing. Something like this, it's fun and youthful.



He shouldn't cover those boobs. That's impossible. Work with them.

Also... omg, the hair... DON'T MAKE START ABOUT THE HAIR.

 

[all4mom2]

Also... omg, the hair... DON'T MAKE START ABOUT THE HAIR.

Ari always wears hers long, down, and straight, so Jazz does, too, because that's "girl." This whole thing started with Jaron identifying with and emulating his sister because the twin boys were a closed unit, IMO. But the combination of his receding hairline and lax personal hygiene makes that problematic. Hence the wigs. More wigs! The "airline stewardess" short bob with bangs would be doable with his natural hair for a few more years, probably, and then as a wig, but that's not "drag queen" enough for who Jazz really is...

 

[Muttnik]

Jazz's other problem is that he doesn't present his femininity the way an actual girl would. His idea of being a woman is being sassy and flouncy and prancing about. Look at when he was wearing drag for funsies. The whole "Sparkles has made an entrance~~" bit.
It's more in line with how a gay guy acts. Which Jazz clearly would have been a lot more comfortable and happy as.