🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 334 92.8%

  • Total voters
    360
Just like going to see warskis family
Just like getting chris chan on
Just like getting a relative of Null on
watch him back out at the last minute.....AGAIN!!
I was right hahaha
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NO THAT'S NOT TRUE AND IF I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT SPENT $2000 SIMPING FOR AN E-WHORE
ralph is off his shit rn on a combination of substances. nothing shows a true winner like going on about your various ralphaWINS unprovoked. maybe he just wanted to carry on the interaction because it’s the only time he can get any sort of attention from an attractive woman without having to buy her 2k worth of shit off her amazon wishlist or getting her blackout drunk. i also love the tweet that just says ā€œamericaā€ ralph is overindulging on those xannyberries again!
 
Hmmm... I wonder what there is when there's smoke...

Is it:
  • FIRE!
  • CANCER YOU FUCKING CUCKOLDED CANCER-MAN!
  • a hollerin' hog
ā€œ I didn’t even watch dat stream but I’ma gonna reference every single point made in it cuz I don’t scare!ā€

*sticks snout in the ground looking for truffles*
 
Bringing up a 18 year thot's onlyfans yet he sleeps with prostitutes and impregnated a 18 year old he groomed.

"Petty misdemeanor charge" the charge you begged faith not to investigate or said you are a actor in the moment and cry on command? Sure Ralph, if it was a petty charge you should've been honest the moment you released it.
 
Ralph is pushing 40 yrs. old and trying to flex or whatever on a teenager. Who else does this? Every fucking day it’s something with this guy!
but it's a girl, simp mode activated.

Remember, he doesn't care which is why he's writing monologues to strangers on twitter about how cool he is. Fuckin cope nigga
 
Ralph is pushing 40 yrs. old and trying to flex or whatever on a teenager. Who else does this? Every fucking day it’s something with this guy!
Classic ol' hog.
He just loves to flex where he goes and whatever he consumes in front of those who oppose the Ralphamale. Well, you can't expect the severe retardation of the hog. If he sees a girl, he'll immediately simp and praise while flexing her. He just sucks at not even trying not to flex like a spoiled brat, expected from the Ralphamale.
 
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NO THAT'S NOT TRUE AND IF I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT SPENT $2000 SIMPING FOR AN E-WHORE
Totally not seething. 100 people attended? Didn't he have tickets for 400? His aborted killstream.tv had almost 500 subscribers, that's like 80% not winning. Though, we all know barely 50 attended and a good 10 of them were a-logs. I guess he rounds down his weight the same way. "Oh 489 pounds? Well that's 251.074, close enough!"

I bet he spent $5000 on Alice. Show those Amazon receipts and prove me wrong Ralph.

What's an "anti-me" according to Ralph? A 6'4'' person who married his wife then had 2 (or more) children that weren't illegitimate bastards, carried the full term, makes over $100k a year, successful and liked, not 6375lbs, doesn't live in a crackshack and didn't abandon his mum for dialysis and doesn't stream on some CIA backdoored worthless honeypot? Didn't release revenge pornography, no felonies, doesn't enjoy licking shit off his thumb, didn't hit on Alice, didn't hit on teenagers and maintains good relations with in-laws?

Sounds a lot like Nick Rekieta.
 
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Uh oh, here comes "the Smoke" pt 2
Please don't Ralph your less than cave-scrawl tier literary scribbling is an atrocity against humans having acquired the capacity for creative thought. Just because you raped Alice doesn't mean you now need to start getting your rape fix on the English language too.
 
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I been to 11 cities in 2 years...

Ralph is saying this like a flex, as if visiting cities isn't something normal people do. Really showing your piss poor trailer trash poverty upbringing Ralph. I ain't even gonna count how many places I've been, but it's more than that AND I'm not going to brag about it because it's not brag worthy.

Next are you gonna talk about your big red truck like you're a 5 year old with a new trainset? Just utterly pathetic.
 
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That so strange that Ralph wanted to do a show on Jesse's dead brother but he backed out I wonder why?
Jesse is a faggot and you shouldn't believe anything he says. If he had the footage, he would have dropped it already. There's no reason Chaggot would have given it to him, and unfortunately Ralph is probably smart enough to have emptied the phone's trash bin as well. Not bashing you personally, but I don't know why people have been falling for such an obvious Vickers-tier gayfabe for the last few days.
 
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If ruining Ralph's and May's (lol) lives is what it takes to save baby's life I'm all for it, but troll CPS calls don't achieve life saving objective at this point. Also Ralph, saying that stopping a car every couple of hours to tend to a baby is valid way to do it if for example you are escaping with a baby from a war zone. Yeah that is real life as well. But in your situation is just as reckless and irresponsible as everything you do.

It's not just stopping the car. Baby needs to feed, this takes some time. If she breastfeeds baby, may should clean herself before feeding the kid. If it's formula, she needs sterile bottle every 2-3 hours, she needs warm water to mix it with. This takes time as well. Burping without throwing up the entirety of the food takes time, speeding it up will just result in baby puking everything. Baby needs warm place protected from the elements to change. Ofc there are many restaurants and other places that have nursing rooms next to bathrooms May could look for and take the baby there to be changed but this also takes time. All in all it's not "you just stop the car in real life". And all this time adds up with active driving time, and May should also not get exhausted as if she would in a war zone. The only thing working for the baby in this situation is that most newborns sleep well with the sound of the engine.
 
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