I'm gay, ask me anything - Please do so. I need entertainment.

[The-Patriarchy]

Are enemas really a pre-sex prep thing? I never considered that might a thing until I saw it on a very gay netflix show.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Are enemas really a pre-sex prep thing? I never considered that might a thing until I saw it on a very gay netflix show.

They can be, Infact my husband uses them. I guess that's one thing netflix got right on that.

 

[Retink]

Did grandma cry with news of broken branch?

 

[Cyclonus]

If associating paedophilia with homosexuality is just the actions of bigoted homophobes then why was NAMBLA allowed to March in the New York pride parade and why was it an associate of the International Lesbian and Gay Alliance for 15 years?

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Did grandma cry with news of broken branch?

I don't think we ever informed her.

If associating paedophilia with homosexuality is just the actions of bigoted homophobes then why was NAMBLA allowed to March in the New York pride parade and why was it an associate of the International Lesbian and Gay Alliance for 15 years?

Great Question.

 

[snailslime]

If associating paedophilia with homosexuality is just the actions of bigoted homophobes then why was NAMBLA allowed to March in the New York pride parade and why was it an associate of the International Lesbian and Gay Alliance for 15 years?

why do catholic priests molest little boys

 

[Lord Edge of Leetworth]

What kind of boys do you like buggering? Which one broke your heart? Ever seduced a straight? Is your homosexuality expressive or circumstantial? Thoughts on women? And, most importantly, ASL?

 

[TiggerNits]

Are you as disgusted by trannies as the rest of us? I feel like gays and lesbians really need to start trying to get the T and Q out of the movement. I'd even argue to get rid of the B but thats the only shot at decent pussy the L's ever seem to get

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Condoms or bare? Have you ever been in a gangbang?

 

[Retink]

I don't think we ever informed her.

Might be for the best. Are you cartoonishly gay like people on social media or are you one of those gays that's like a human?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What do you think of gay men who get but shots and fat grafting to have asses like women?

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

What kind of boys do you like buggering?

if you mean children, none because that's gross. now for actual men, before I met my husband and settled down with him pretty much one that was actually cool, didn't act feminine, didn't groan or moan like a bitch and also didn't have any stds.

Ever seduced a straight?

Nope, I have decency.

Is your homosexuality expressive or circumstantial?

It's circumstantial, I just thought this would be a fun thread to make cuz I was bored.

Thoughts on women? And, most importantly, ASL?

I mean they exist. ha ha no, but I'm 28.

 

[Positron]

Spit or swallow?

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Are you as disgusted by trannies as the rest of us?

I am.

Condoms or bare? Have you ever been in a gangbang?

Most of the time condoms until about 3-4 years ago when me and my husband were together about 5 years, we took a HIV/AIDS test and came back negative so, bare now. Also no, I have never been in a gangbang, I just don't see the appeal.

Are you cartoonishly gay like people on social media or are you one of those gays that's like a human?

I'm one of the gays that are actually human.

What do you think of gay men who get but shots and fat grafting to have asses like women?

not very cool, it's better when it's natural anyway.

Spit or swallow?

now I'm a top so I don't do that but my husband swallows.

 

[Uncle Warren]

What made you consider going onto a web site dedicated to people's strange antics including sex deviancies, with a userbase being filled with /pol/tards and shitposters, to declare your sexuality to everyone?

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Why are you so eager to affirm that you do not affiliate with certain niches of homosexuality (i.e. feminine, or groaning and moaning like a bitch?) Do you hate the LGBTQ?

No, You asked me what type of men I liked to fuck so I told you.

Moreover, what "decency"? It sounds to me like you try "fitting in" really hard, and not just inside your husband.

when I said I have decency I was talking about seducing a straight, I personally see no point in it and think it's gross. I let the straight men fuck their women. Also he's not that tight

What made you consider going onto a web site dedicated to people's strange antics including sex deviancies, with a userbase being filled with /pol/tards and shitposters, to declare your sexuality to everyone?

I needed more things to do on my 2 days off other than jack off to gay porn before my husband got home.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Spit or swallow?

degenerate faggot fucking gargles it

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

degenerate faggot fucking gargles it

I unironically used to know a gay guy who gargled cum. I didn't even know he did until we were going at it once and he sucked me off and then he fucking gargled it. We never fucked or talked again.

Edit: I love how all of you are literally just as horrified as I am from just hearing it. just imagine experiencing it like I did without knowing before hand the guy would do that though. It's very horrifying.

 

[Bass]

I got one. What's the deal with the lisp? What happens to a gay man that he sounds like a normal man pre coming out, but 2 seconds after coming out he starts sounding like Mr Slave from South Park?

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I got one. What's the deal with the lisp? What happens to a gay man that he sounds like a normal man pre coming out, but 2 seconds after coming out he starts sounding like Mr Slave from South Park?

I don't know to be honest. It's more of a trait with the feminine gay men but I think it's because the gay consumes them too much and that's one of the side effects.