4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Insanely Retarded said:
From the Tux stream, at 48:05 exactly when he says he doesn't see Jesse anywhere in the footage:
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Is it actually Jesse? I have no idea, it could be but it's not really much of a disguise. I don't know.
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He was there. And he was huge. I couldn't believe it until he pulled out his blue glasses and said "see?"
 
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Frabato said:
He was there. And he was huge. I couldn't believe it until he pulled out his blue glasses and said "see?"
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A few more screengrabs:
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I guess it does sort of look like him:
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He managed to stay out of sight for the entire night except for a few seconds here and there so it kinda makes sense.
 
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franz said:
yeah these kind of things usually have multiple sponsors. sunscreen companies, beer companies, energy drinks, apparel, etc. i'm hoping he goes through with this, realizes shortly before that he failed to get all of the proper permits, then goes anyway. i could see ralph in a black FED shirt in the middle of the summer on the beach next to a kiddie pool with two dog faced cretin strippers and a crowd of mostly alogs.
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Move over Dashcon and Fyre Festival, there's a new trainwreck in town! Maybe he'll shart in the ball pit.
 
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Jabba2988 said:
You will never be Tony Soprano. You have no money, you have no friends, you have no future. You are a homosexual pig twisted by drugs and A-lawgs into a crude mockery of natures perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. People assault you and call you a faggot to your face. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out rape pigs with incredible efficiency. Even trailer park trannies consider you as disgusting subhuman filth. Your pig face and rotten gunt is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage groom a 14 year old, he/she will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected gunt.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression, multitude of diseases, crippling debt, beat downs, litany of rape and pedophile police cases creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, relieved but then heartbroken as the unbearable weight of your pig gunt brought down the roof of your trailer hitch. They’ll finish the job with a mallet like the pig you are that is if you aren't lynched after getting caught in a pedo catfish, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a subhuman pig is buried there because of the unbearable stench. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a gunt that is unmistakably inhuman.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Should have been 'all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably 5'1' but other than that 10/10 masterpiece.
 
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