Tommy invades keffals thread

A mining conglomerate with
- No employees
- No address
- No mining rights
- No equipment
- No capital

Buckets of gravel in a section 8 roach motel doesn't make you a minerals dealer, Tom.
lol. that's just what it looks like through the pin hole in your pea brain, fan boy. to be perfectly honest, we're a marketing group of small manufacturers repping for our sources. once we get everything properly organized, it will be a lot clearer.
I thought you said you had IT people. What happened?
they never appeared. one of albert's nephews may be able to do what i need.
Remember that part when he talks about stocks.
We're definitely cash poor at the moment, but how about capital assets? there's at least a half million in land alone between the testers and todiritas, along with all sorts of vehicles, including a tracked backhoe. i assure you, those stones generate plenty of cash. in my end of the trade, the thinking is that i'm going to sell a thousand stones that cost a dollar faster than you'll sell a thousand dollar stone. I have the stones collectors, energy workers and crafters are looking for at very competitive prices.
When I see evidence that you’re anything other than what you appear to be, I’ll treat you as such.

What the fuck does this have to do with anything?

This explains a lot about your life.

Do your research, you lazy fuck. It’s your business, not ours.
lol. research my father. for anybody willing to have a civil conversation with me, i'd like to guarantee $15/hr as a draw against commission rather than pay some uppity asshole $50/hr or more to do a shitty job and steal from me.


Take dictation? Tom, the 1950's are over.

How come Tom claims has thousands of adoring fans and followers but he can't find one single person to take a half hour to make him a webpage for his fake company?
Question, why hasn't he heard of Squarespace?
that is a squarespace , fool.

what you see there is a half hour's worth of work. what i need to do is a job that requires four hands and will take at least a week. I need to describe, measure, weigh, and photograph hundreds of stones and stone parcels. i need somebody at the keyboard recording everything and then run the web for the company.
 
We're definitely cash poor at the moment, but how about capital assets? there's at least a half million in land alone between the testers and todiritas, along with all sorts of vehicles, including a tracked backhoe. i assure you, those stones generate plenty of cash. in my end of the trade, the thinking is that i'm going to sell a thousand stones that cost a dollar faster than you'll sell a thousand dollar stone. I have the stones collectors, energy workers and crafters are looking for at very competitive prices.
You would need to prove it than. Other than you could be taken to court by anyone who decides to either invest in your "company" or buys any shares.

You have no collectors or crafters looking for your products. The only "energy workers" you have are hippy idiots who Sobhraj should have been sent free to deal with. You have never shown any receipts showing that your stones sell. You have failed as a businessman, Thomas. All you're doing is lying to make yourself feel good. Any lawyer looking at your business would tell you to just set it up as a Limited company because as an incorporated company you're just a liability and a lawsuit waiting to happen. You haven't even said that you have had an accountant go over your paperwork which you needed to have done if you wanted to become incorporated.

Keep coping Thomas.
that is a squarespace , fool.

what you see there is a half hour's worth of work. what i need to do is a job that requires four hands and will take at least a week. I need to describe, measure, weigh, and photograph hundreds of stones and stone parcels. i need somebody at the keyboard recording everything and then run the web for the company.
Then why can't you take 30 minutes to make it look good? Squarespace is made so that literal retards can set up a website. You are worse than a literal retard.

Tutorials take longer to make than setting up a Squarespace page.
 
LOL jesus christ Tom you're a fucking space cadet

A half a million in land, some vehicles and a backhoe? That's literally every landscaping outlet ever except they also have inventory and staff. You absolutely don't understand the kind of money that mining companies deal with, do you?

What's stopping you from doing all the work? Get a notepad and a pen and then just transfer the data to a spreadsheet. You've got all the time in the world. Looks like you've recovered from the massive L you took at the last gem show because your grandiose delusions are back.
 
lol. that's just what it looks like through the pin hole in your pea brain, fan boy. to be perfectly honest, we're a marketing group of small manufacturers repping for our sources. once we get everything properly organized, it will be a lot clearer.
And how long will that take? You have nothing to do but work on this, but all we ever hear is what it’s going to be.
they never appeared. one of albert's nephews may be able to do what i need.
Or just hire someone, if you can’t do it yourself. This is your business. You have to invest.
We're definitely cash poor at the moment, but how about capital assets? there's at least a half million in land alone between the testers and todiritas, along with all sorts of vehicles, including a tracked backhoe. i assure you, those stones generate plenty of cash. in my end of the trade, the thinking is that i'm going to sell a thousand stones that cost a dollar faster than you'll sell a thousand dollar stone. I have the stones collectors, energy workers and crafters are looking for at very competitive prices.
Yeah, but you’re competing against people who can actually sell them, because they have a website and they don’t sit around all day smoking weed.
lol. research my father.
I don’t care who your father was. It has nothing to do with anyone.
for anybody willing to have a civil conversation with me, i'd like to guarantee $15/hr as a draw against commission rather than pay some uppity asshole $50/hr or more to do a shitty job and steal from me.
Orrrr… do your research, hire an actual respected professional with good feedback and pay whatever it costs for a decent job. You’ll save money in the long run. As the old saying goes, “Pay peanuts, get monkeys.”
that is a squarespace , fool.
Then why is there hardly anything there? Squarespace’s entire selling point is that anyone can use it.
what you see there is a half hour's worth of work. what i need to do is a job that requires four hands and will take at least a week. I need to describe, measure, weigh, and photograph hundreds of stones and stone parcels. i need somebody at the keyboard recording everything and then run the web for the company.
Excuses. Here’s what you do. Set the website up. Describe etc a few stones. You don’t need to do all of them, especially given that it sounds like you can’t handle a lot of work. Put a message on the sales page saying something like, “We’re always getting new stock in, so keep checking back!” Then you can be selling stones while preparing others.

Or just set up an eBay account. To be honest, it sounds like you’re trying to run before you can walk.
 
I know how to use that crap. it's beneath my pay grade though and i am going to hire somebody to do it.
LOL jesus christ Tom you're a fucking space cadet

A half a million in land, some vehicles and a backhoe? That's literally every landscaping outlet ever except they also have inventory and staff. You absolutely don't understand the kind of money that mining companies deal with, do you?

What's stopping you from doing all the work? Get a notepad and a pen and then just transfer the data to a spreadsheet. You've got all the time in the world. Looks like you've recovered from the massive L you took at the last gem show because your grandiose delusions are back.
hello, did you miss the word "indigenous"? we're dealing with natives who are digging little holes in the ground, not taking the tops off of mountains.

i need at least two more hands in my shop right now and i'm not in the mood to try to educate a bunch of nasty narcissists about my business.
 
I know how to use that crap. it's beneath my pay grade though and i am going to hire somebody to do it.

hello, did you miss the word "indigenous"? we're dealing with natives who are digging little holes in the ground, not taking the tops off of mountains.

i need at least two more hands in my shop right now and i'm not in the mood to try to educate a bunch of nasty narcissists about my business.
You know nothing about running an e-commerce business.
 
I know how to use that crap. it's beneath my pay grade though and i am going to hire somebody to do it.
This is the kind of lazy attitude that causes businesses to fail. Your business isn’t even off the ground and you’re saying “I can’t be arsed to keep records, I’m going to waste money hiring someone else.”

Starting a business is hard work, and it’s hard work that you have to do. If you start saying “I’m too good for the boring stuff,” you’re going to get robbed.
hello, did you miss the word "indigenous"? we're dealing with natives who are digging little holes in the ground, not taking the tops off of mountains.
Sounds like you’re being pretty optimistic about the size of your business, then.
i need at least two more hands in my shop right now and i'm not in the mood to try to educate a bunch of nasty narcissists about my business.
We’re educating you. I mean, sure, you can choose not to listen - how’s that been working out for you so far? How’s the website?
 
I know how to use that crap. it's beneath my pay grade though and i am going to hire somebody to do it.
Something free is "beneath your pay grade"? Thomas, you're literally below the poverty line. You can't get anything better than free.
i need at least two more hands in my shop right now and i'm not in the mood to try to educate a bunch of nasty narcissists about my business.
You would need to have a business first.
 
You haven't played enough Fallout. Thomas is more like a centaur.
That was actually what I originally compared him to but centaurs are more obscure than super mutants. But it fits: disgusting, amorphous blobs of flesh, toxic to everyone around them, and lacking in intelligence. They love places that are trashy, poluted and covered up n garbage and largely useless to anyone.
 
lol. research my father. for anybody willing to have a civil conversation with me, i'd like to guarantee $15/hr as a draw against commission rather than pay some uppity asshole $50/hr or more to do a shitty job and steal from me.
I did look up your father. He was PI Lambeda Phi and a well respected person of his community. You are the complete opposite of him.
That was actually what I originally compared him to but centaurs are more obscure than super mutants. But it fits: disgusting, amorphous blobs of flesh, toxic to everyone around them, and lacking in intelligence. They love places that are trashy, poluted and covered up n garbage and largely useless to anyone.
Supermutants are cool looking, strong, and actually smarter than Thomas. They're also not cowards.
 
truly?



What's the resemblance?
None Cousin it has way to much hair you bald ass old man. And Lurch is to dainty and feminine compared to you. So none at all you old creepy old man.

And once more I will tell you once again do not dare use words like that about a woman you are jealous of. @Mariposa Electrique Is a NATURAL woman she makes you angry and jealous You wish you could have her life and live as she has all her natural life but you can't You are a gross old bald headed man that smells like shit and garbage mixed that rapes kids and dogs. She is a mother a wife and a PhD all things you will never be.
you're hilarious. you see me through a pin hole in your pea brain, you pusillanimous putz. keep beating that dead horse, oblivious to what i say and do in the present, fool.
No dead horse if there was you would have been balls deep in its ass humping away. and the only pea brain here tom is in that empty skull of yours.
As the 2nd born of Gene Wasserberg, I did what I was competent to do; get the shell out there and start fishing for a webmaster. when it actually needs it, i'll buy more bandwidth.

How much do you think i should be paying somebody to build an Excel db and take dictation from me into it?
No one will ever do shit for you old man dog fucker. You smell bad you are a vile gross old man that is a bum that has no clue about business.
lol. that's just what it looks like through the pin hole in your pea brain, fan boy. to be perfectly honest, we're a marketing group of small manufacturers repping for our sources. once we get everything properly organized, it will be a lot clearer.

they never appeared. one of albert's nephews may be able to do what i need.

We're definitely cash poor at the moment, but how about capital assets? there's at least a half million in land alone between the testers and todiritas, along with all sorts of vehicles, including a tracked backhoe. i assure you, those stones generate plenty of cash. in my end of the trade, the thinking is that i'm going to sell a thousand stones that cost a dollar faster than you'll sell a thousand dollar stone. I have the stones collectors, energy workers and crafters are looking for at very competitive prices.

lol. research my father. for anybody willing to have a civil conversation with me, i'd like to guarantee $15/hr as a draw against commission rather than pay some uppity asshole $50/hr or more to do a shitty job and steal from me.




that is a squarespace , fool.

what you see there is a half hour's worth of work. what i need to do is a job that requires four hands and will take at least a week. I need to describe, measure, weigh, and photograph hundreds of stones and stone parcels. i need somebody at the keyboard recording everything and then run the web for the company.
No Thomas you are a vile gross old man no one in their right mind would do anything for you. and 15 an hour? fuck off with that low ball bullshit.
I know how to use that crap. it's beneath my pay grade though and i am going to hire somebody to do it.

i need at least two more hands in my shop right now and i'm not in the mood to try to educate a bunch of nasty narcissists about my business.
pay grade? Thomas you live off welfare handouts and bum on the streets. You are a hobo bum.

And no one would ever work in a shithole that some idiot thinks is a business.
 
I would also like to point out Thomas that no one would accept $15 an hour to work on a website in 2022. Average is $50/hour without upfront costs and then a monthly fee to maintain it. I was paid $22/hour back around 2004 to do basic HTML work. (or $17USD). You can expect to pay more if you get a professional developer/designer too by the way.
 
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