Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
The best it could happen to Adam is to disappear completely of the internet. Stop streaming, shut down social media, just completely go out the internet.

His case is still manageable, but at the rate he is going and how other cows tend to act, he will eventually try to commit suicide or go full on trans or do some weird destructive shit just for attention.

Adam if you are reading you are a faggot. But a redeemable faggot, so grow up and get a real job and a real girl.
He is in his 30s now, I think that ship has sailed.
Also he has like a "real job" (as in, something that isn't an internet dream and pays him well) and he is thinking about quitting it lol
 
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Wait is Chibi still in school? I forgot that was a thing. If I remember right, it was at fool sail for making video games?

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I'm sure it's been posted before but I hope this is in his dating profile.
 
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Wait is Chibi still in school? I forgot that was a thing. If I remember right, it was at fool sail for making video games?

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I'm sure it's been posted before but I hope this is in his dating profile.
According to Chibi, it is true.

Just rewatched for old times' sake.

"Adam. It's not happening. Why do you keep insisting on it?"

His mom summarized the entirety of his "adult" life in like a dozen words. It's basically the summary of what is said about him here. This was so long ago. These words aged like wine. Still so poignant and true to this very fucking day.

To all of you who comment somewhat directly at Adam giving him advice, you will never be able to top this. This was his mother speaking and he still went "Wahoo!" right past it. There is no getting through to this boy.
 
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Wait is Chibi still in school? I forgot that was a thing. If I remember right, it was at fool sail for making video games?

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I'm sure it's been posted before but I hope this is in his dating profile.
For all that crying about mean messages last night he sure looks like he wants to die.
30 year old boy who needs to "manifest the energy to focus" on doing basic shit like picking up trash off his kitchen floor btw
 
The best it could happen to Adam is to disappear completely of the internet. Stop streaming, shut down social media, just completely go out the internet.

His case is still manageable, but at the rate he is going and how other cows tend to act, he will eventually try to commit suicide or go full on trans or do some weird destructive shit just for attention.

Adam if you are reading you are a faggot. But a redeemable faggot, so grow up and get a real job and a real girl.
Idk. Even if you were crazy desperate would you ever date Chibi?

To me the idea of him finding a committed long term partner is more optimistic than a horrorcow like narcissa/cosmo or any run of the mill tranny finding true love. This guy has no masculinity and also completely fails at behaving in a way that isn't overtly manipulative or desperate. And this is on twitter and streaming where he is putting out his "best face", just imagine how much of a whiny needy little bitch he is in person. I'm not surprised he has past girlfriends but those youthful looks have long faded and now he is just a weird aging nerd stunted at 12 years old with the gayest lisp ever. You can live in any part of the world and just pick a guy off the street who is better relationship material.

One day chibi will wake up and realize endlessly throwing money at e-thots will never get him anywhere and he's probably never getting pussy again without massive change so he will do a half assed troon out where he keeps his dick and becomes a CWC lesbian. Or maybe he will get his rocks off by plowing his nerdy florida buddies with everyone in Organization XIII cosplay.
 
We know he has a blonde fetish, and a lazy eye fetish
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>has been posting for 3+ years, mostly terrible high school anime drawings
>has only 12 followers
>only started posting cosplay stuff in the past 24 hours
>tweeted at chibi seemingly out of nowhere

This leads me to one of a few conclusions:

1. Chibi found a 19 year old girl with very few followers and saw his chance to get in her good graces
2. Clout-chasing e-thot found an account just large enough to boost her followers but small enough that she wouldn't be completely ignored
3. This is a sleeper troll account playing the long game (unlikely)

My bet is for both 1 and 2.
 
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"[...] with everything going on" ?

Did I miss something? Is he postponing because he got called out on mimicking a dude who already did this, because he remembered a family member has the cancer, or because he got weened? Or is this all an excuse because he got 10 or so replies to his Google Doc which is not enough to run the thing at all and he doesn't want to admit to that?
 

Jesus Christ. For someone who lies so often, he sure is bad at it. “I’m cancelling Family Feud because of trolls but I’m not streaming at all because I won’t be home”. You already weren’t going to be home, that’s why you aren’t doing Family Feud. Bringing up the trolling thing was just the final attempt to squeeze one last drop of attention/sympathy out of it.

Or vice versa and he’s cancelling the stream period cause of trolls and he’s just throwing in there that he won’t be home to make sure we all know what an epic social life he has on a Friday night instead.
 
long ass schizo post
What the fuck are you even trying to say in this post? Don't tell unfunny retards to not cowtip because people do it elsewhere and furthermore this thread sucks because 4chan is more refreshing and you like to read people tweeting old jokes at him? How do organic interactions with caveman and malleo, who had no interest in trolling him, relate to cowtipping whatsoever? I genuinely cannot figure out what points you are attempting to make but if you are so sick of this thread and it's way better over there why are you here
 
I apologize for the double post but I finally have to throw my two cents in regarding this whole trolling debate that has taken over, and divided, this forum for the last few days. I’m not sure where some of you are getting this whole “Chibi is funnier when nobody fucks with him” thing from, and I have to think it’s some kind of Mendella effect. Big Al confirmed that people were fucking with Chibi for the dog collar and the cosplay thing as far back as community college, which is long before the GDQ incident and therefore LONG before the OOP on this thread. Unless you want to reveal you’ve secretly known Chibi on a more personal level since before then, the only Chibinekodemyx any of us have ever known is one who gets fucked with/trolled/tipped on a semi-regular basis. Telling Chibi to be quiet or you like the jump for the millionth time isn’t funny. What’s funny to some, or at least a key part of what clearly helps form the cow we all know and love to others, is that it’s happened 999,999 times before, and will continue to. He’s acutely aware every moment of his life that all he’ll ever be is a joke, and a low effort one at that. You are out of your mind if you think that has no impact on the things he does, because he says those exact words when he has his biannual Twitlonger mega meltdowns, which are always top tier Chibi milk.

I think @AkashikRetard summed it up best: It’s funny when it’s funny, it’s not when it’s not. Either way, it’s a part of Chibi’s arc. Always has been, always will be. One thing I think we can all agree on is that “rope to hang yourself Chibi lolol” falls under the “not” category.
 
I apologize for the double post but I finally have to throw my two cents in regarding this whole trolling debate that has taken over, and divided, this forum for the last few days. I’m not sure where some of you are getting this whole “Chibi is funnier when nobody fucks with him” thing from, and I have to think it’s some kind of Mendella effect. Big Al confirmed that people were fucking with Chibi for the dog collar and the cosplay thing as far back as community college, which is long before the GDQ incident and therefore LONG before the OOP on this thread. Unless you want to reveal you’ve secretly known Chibi on a more personal level since before then, the only Chibinekodemyx any of us have ever known is one who gets fucked with/trolled/tipped on a semi-regular basis. Telling Chibi to be quiet or you like the jump for the millionth time isn’t funny. What’s funny to some, or at least a key part of what clearly helps form the cow we all know and love to others, is that it’s happened 999,999 times before, and will continue to. He’s acutely aware every moment of his life that all he’ll ever be is a joke, and a low effort one at that. You are out of your mind if you think that has no impact on the things he does, because he says those exact words when he has his biannual Twitlonger mega meltdowns, which are always top tier Chibi milk.

I think @AkashikRetard summed it up best: It’s funny when it’s funny, it’s not when it’s not. Either way, it’s a part of Chibi’s arc. Always has been, always will be. One thing I think we can all agree on is that “rope to hang yourself Chibi lolol” falls under the “not” category.
Serious moment : suicide is not a joke. The people that suggest others do it are uber cringe, and probably more pathetic than our cheeb.
 
I’m convinced he got so little traction that he has to call it off. I mean how many people can probably exist that give the tiniest fuck about chibi?

On top of that the massive amount of troll replies he likely got did their their part for sure.
 
Serious moment : suicide is not a joke. The people that suggest others do it are uber cringe, and probably more pathetic than our cheeb.
Consider killing yourself.
1. Chibi found a 19 year old girl with very few followers and saw his chance to get in her good graces
For sure going with this one, the cosplay is absolute trash all purchased off ebay and Aliexpress for one of the most generic tiktok clout chasing characters.
 
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