You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

I hate it when people think invoking the Better Business Bureau is the end-all, be-all to their petty customer service issues. The BBB can't do shit. They have no authority to do anything. It's a meaningless, pointless threat. It's a non-solution to First World problems. Anyone who does this is a drooling retard.
I once had a telemarketing scammer threaten to report me to the BBB because I wanted no part of his scam. I'm not sure how I didn't laugh at him through the phone.

Part of what makes the BBB useless, if true, is the claim shitty companies can still have good ratings if they pay lip service to complaints without necessarily following through on resolving them.

these Path fuckheads

This is the FIRST time I have been able to log on here THIS WEEK.
What pisses me off about this is the ISPs who are quick to declare the 'Farms unwelcome while they harbor spammers, malware, and other stuff that is far worse and should be what's cut off from the internet instead of this site.
 
People on Steam who continuously DM me an invite to a game I don't even own, especially when I'm marked as invisible, offline, or am already playing something else. I'm not stopping my Empire at War just to play some fuckin' Rust.
 
People on Steam who continuously DM me an invite to a game I don't even own, especially when I'm marked as invisible, offline, or am already playing something else. I'm not stopping my Empire at War just to play some fuckin' Rust.
Invites in general piss me off. Just because I'm online doesn't mean I want to play with you.
 
i get kinda pissy when people feel like they’re obligated to someone’s time. Not answering a text or dm someone sent of a pointless meme right away or ever isn’t the end of the world but some people act like it’s a downright crime and done out of maliciousness. Adult life is exhausting and sometimes I just want a little me time without talking to anyone or giving a reason why for that matter
 
This has been getting bigger and bigger these days, and I swear to god, I'm about to slit the throat of the next person to say it to me, and use them as the worlds ugliest sock puppet:

'You can't judge art objectively, it's all subjective.' especially in the context of story-telling, be it books or game narrative.

No, you fucking inbred, mouthbreathing, dent headed thumb monster! And how fucking dare you devalue not only the works of the greats, but also everyone who studies literature, writing, or any art in general, people who dedicate their lives to the craft. When you say that 'lord of the rings is no better or worse than Little Jimmy Jackass' first self insert erotic fanfiction because it's all subjective', (that is a fucking thing someone said to me, and I had to stop myself from losing my shit in public and winding up on this lovely little forum as an attraction.) not only are you insulting the lifes work of hundreds upon thousands of people all through the fucking ages of the written word, you're also stopping Little Jimmy from ever fucking improving, because why would he ever bother, if shit for brains like you are just going to pat him on the head and say 'well, it's good to him, so it's good.' It honestly boils my blood like little else in this world does.

"Of course, people have been studying the written word for the past thousand plus years, but everyone gets a trophy, so, it's all the same." Fucking kill yourselves, and make sure your loved ones see it.

Edit: Also, in advance: 🎩
 
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Social media sites not just letting me see what I want to see. They have stupid algorithms that show me random shit in random order.
Worse, they have deliberate algorithms intended to force certain content down your throat to promote an agenda, or more bluntly, brainwash you and turn you into an NPC. These companies don't make real money, despite bringing in enormous amounts of investment capital. Reddit has never made a profit. Twitter has never made a dime. Facebook only did it by utterly raping their customers and selling all kinds of shit to all kinds of bad people.

And it's not getting better.
 
Glorifying obese women as 'thick'.
Talking women weighing 150kg with a height of around 170cm.
No, she is not a queen.
No, she is not healthy.
She's fucking fat.
This drives me up a wall, and it's generally the jungle dwellers that do this.

Thick IS a thing, and it's honestly fairly healthy. A thick ass is one you can smack, and it gives a satisfying sound, with just enough jiggle to be erotic.

A FAT ass is one that you slap, and you hear a 'glorp' as your hand gets absorbed into the pudding folds, never to be seen again.
 
People who think that because they've been saved/forgiven by Jesus, it's perfectly ok for them to act like insensitive jerks.
People who think being saved by Jesus means whatever they did prior to that no longer counts. Yes, Jesus forgives sinners in the next world. However, in this world you fucked an eight year old so face the wall.
 
This drives me up a wall, and it's generally the jungle dwellers that do this.

Thick IS a thing, and it's honestly fairly healthy. A thick ass is one you can smack, and it gives a satisfying sound, with just enough jiggle to be erotic.

A FAT ass is one that you slap, and you hear a 'glorp' as your hand gets absorbed into the pudding folds, never to be seen again.
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You don’t find this hawt?
I see chicks of this size and bigger in the laundromat with lots of crotch droppings running and screaming and keeping me from doing simple shit like remove my crap from the dryer and fold it. How does anyone even achieve an erection, let alone penetrate and climax multiple times into a walking sack of adipose tissue.
How do they shit? Aim, I mean.
What wondrous toilet seat could contain such an ass?
 
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You don’t find this hawt?
I see chicks of this size and bigger in the laundromat with lots of crotch droppings running and screaming and keeping me from doing simple shit like remove my crap from the dryer and fold it. How does anyone even achieve an erection, let alone penetrate and climax multiple times into a walking sack of adipose tissue.
How do they shit? Aim, I mean.
What wondrous toilet seat could contain such an ass?
Fat chicks getting sex is the result of copious amounts of drugs/alcohol/simping. Don't fuck fatties. You WILL regret it. FOREVER.
 
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