Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[UVB-76]

A thought crossed my mind: "Azovstal Basement Tapes"
I said it first, I get the credit.

 

[Pork Packer]

So does that apply to Ukrainians, too, considering you're biologically related.

Humans share 99% of their DNA with chimps so this is hardly surprising

 

[cistendered]

Yet were right about the build up, yet were right about the invasion, yet were right about zones being returned to Ukrainian control which were screeched at as propaganda until a deafening silence took over as ukrainian flags were raised yet again.

1. Russia announces they will be drawing down troops around Kiev and Chernihiv
2. Russia draws down said troops
3. Ukraine retakes territory previously held by Russians, because the Russians had left
4. Absolutely no one pro-Russia is surprised by this

I swear, being schizophrenic must be a requirement for being a ukiebro Zelenskyieeuy dick rider. I have not seen a single pro-Russia shill here or elsewhere cry propaganda because exactly what the Russian MoD said would happen did. In fact all I've seen is ukrainoids gaslight themselves into thinking Ukraine is winning the war now because the Russians let them have the territory in the north.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Humans share 99% of their DNA with chimps so this is hardly surprising

Yet the differences between niggers and whites is greater than dogs and coyotes.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Humans share 99% of their DNA with chimps so this is hardly surprising

So, you're closer to Russians, i.e. chimps than humans?

 

[Elbereth]

1. Russia announces they will be drawing down troops around Kiev and Chernihiv
2. Russia draws down said troops
3. Ukraine retakes territory previously held by Russians, because the Russians had left
4. Absolutely no one pro-Russia is surprised by this

I swear, being schizophrenic must be a requirement for being a ukiebro Zelenskyieeuy dick rider. I have not seen a single pro-Russia shill here or elsewhere cry propaganda because exactly what the Russian MoD said would happen did. In fact all I've seen is ukrainoids gaslight themselves into thinking Ukraine is winning the war now because the Russians let them have the territory in the north.

Why did the let them have the territory?

 

[The Last Boyscout]

A thought crossed my mind: "Azovstal Basement Tapes"
I said it first, I get the credit.

the hottest thing next to those boneless Applebee's wings you can eat while watching them and keeping up to date on the war in Ukraine. /CNN

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Christ you guys are so fucking mad.
Putin's useful retards of A&N have somehow managed to get EVERY detail of this invasion wrong but rather than admit it they'd rather gaslight and throw a tantrum at their keyboard. Because god forbid they lose their pathetic internet argument with strangers

I don’t swallow Putin’s cum the way you swallow the American government’s cum, so you can’t really deflect like this.

You're right. You guzzle down Putin's cum by the truckload

why don't you go back to Iraq instead first. you missed those WMDs buried in the desert, I swear they were someplace there and the term 'illegal war' and 'war crimes' that you bandied around earlier ITT still have any meaning at all after all of that.

I already addressed this shit with you, dumbass. You can't whataboutism your way out of the fact innocent people are dying in Eastern Europe

 

[Duke Nukem]

Plot twist: the ukranian farmer alliance comandeers the train, outfits it with an old dixie modification, and uses it to hunt down runaway conscript bussy bucks
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Tariq Nasheed literally can't stop talking about his various fetishes, can he? I'm skeptical as to whether this device actually exists or he's just posting outrage bait for his racial supremacist cult to masturbate to.

 

[Pork Packer]

1. Russia announces they will be drawing down troops around Kiev and Chernihiv
2. Russia draws down said troops
3. Ukraine retakes territory previously held by Russians, because the Russians had left
4. Absolutely no one pro-Russia is surprised by this

I swear, being schizophrenic must be a requirement for being a ukiebro Zelenskyieeuy dick rider. I have not seen a single pro-Russia shill here or elsewhere cry propaganda because exactly what the Russian MoD said would happen did. In fact all I've seen is ukrainoids gaslight themselves into thinking Ukraine is winning the war now because the Russians let them have the territory in the north.

1. russia announces they are retreating and running for the border after yet another strategic failure​

2. russian soldiers abandon equipment and run from the hills​

3. ukraine follows the trail of burnt out vehicles and dead conscripts to chernobyl​

4. the russia simp squad tear a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. a dimension of pure cope. pure excuse.​

 

[likeacrackado]

Lol imagine fucking up at war so bad that even the glowies are unable to comprehend it

Not as much Russian fuckups as the Ukes not switching sides or deserting en mass like in Crimea. This definitely was a miscalculation, all of Ukraine isn't like Crimea.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

1. Russia announces they will be drawing down troops around Kiev and Chernihiv
2. Russia draws down said troops
3. Ukraine retakes territory previously held by Russians, because the Russians had left
4. Absolutely no one pro-Russia is surprised by this

I swear, being schizophrenic must be a requirement for being a ukiebro Zelenskyieeuy dick rider. I have not seen a single pro-Russia shill here or elsewhere cry propaganda because exactly what the Russian MoD said would happen did. In fact all I've seen is ukrainoids gaslight themselves into thinking Ukraine is winning the war now because the Russians let them have the territory in the north.

Yeah, they totally and legitimately meant to lose billions and billions of dollars worth of tanks, equipment, and blood. It was just a ruse! All those paratroopers getting flown into meat grinders was just to fool them into thinking they were winning. The helicopters getting shot out of the skies was just to provide them with visual entertainment.

 

[bread n circuses]

Christ you guys are so fucking mad.
Putin's useful retards of A&N have somehow managed to get EVERY detail of this invasion wrong but rather than admit it they'd rather gaslight and throw a tantrum at their keyboard. Because god forbid they lose their pathetic internet argument with strangers


You're right. You guzzle down Putin's cum by the truckload


I already addressed this shit with you, dumbass. You can't whataboutism your way out of the fact innocent people are dying in Eastern Europe

Hohols are neither innocent nor people, nice try!

 

[UVB-76]

the hottest thing next to those boneless Applebee's wings you can eat while watching them and keeping up to date on the war in Ukraine. /CNN

Applebee's is showing their support for Ukraine by covering their wings in genuine Chernobyl dirt. Now that's hot!

I'm skeptical as to whether this device actually exists

The "device" probably exists, someone just photoshopped a dildo to the end of it.

 

[Titos]

Because the Ukrainian authorities accused the Russian troops of using Iskanders, I explained how the missle was different and that it couldn't be Tochka, and when it turned out that this was indeed a missile not from Iskander, but from Tochka, they soon accused Russia of using them.

It's hard to believe accusations that change on the fly.

I remember you saying the Russians have no Tochkas, but then saying they did have them during an exercise in Februrary. I doubt they just got rid of them all. And if it was the Ukrainians why would they say it was an Iskander when they were the ones that supposedly launched it and would know it was a Tochka?

 

[Pork Packer]

I'm skeptical as to whether this device actually exists or...

its.....its a fucking locomotive with a giant piston dildo on it nigga....

You really think its possible that this is something they would have built in antebellum dixie?

Like you think that a bunch of good old boys would leap on one of these things and take it offroading through the swamp to chase down a runaway buck and lance him through the fucking anus with its piston-dick like a fucking medieval lancer?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

the hottest thing next to those boneless Applebee's wings you can eat while watching them and keeping up to date on the war in Ukraine. /CNN

Normally I make a joke about Applebee's being the most mediocre restaurant in existence, but I could really go for boneless wings.

Applebee's is showing their support for Ukraine by covering their wings in genuine Chernobyl dirt. Now that's hot!

You could make it at home!


Literally who the fuck uses this hahahahaha

 

[biozeminadae1]

Yeah, they totally and legitimately meant to lose billions and billions of dollars worth of tanks, equipment, and blood. It was just a ruse! All those paratroopers getting flown into meat grinders was just to fool them into thinking they were winning. The helicopters getting shot out of the skies was just to provide them with visual entertainment.

It sounds like you would unironically believe in the Ghost of Kiev meme.

 

[Pork Packer]

It sounds like you would unironically believe in the Ghost of Kiev meme.

"Sensationalist media is sensationalist! this proves that russia hasnt lost anything at all ever"

 

[biozeminadae1]

"Sensationalist media is sensationalist! this proves that russia hasnt lost anything at all ever"

We'll see how much they've lost when the next phase of the invasion starts.