Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[kuuu]

Absolutely evil! Ukraine fires Tochka-U missiles at Syria in an attempted false flag!
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They're obviously Ukrainian because of the serial numbers!

86680 or 86689
Yeahp, not even close.

 

[Animewasamistake]

Ukraine catapults civs into russian military.

Don't you know?

Explains the Mariupol Strategy.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

86680 or 86689
Yeahp, not even close.

He got his Russian check, he's done for today.

 

[UVB-76]

86680 or 86689
Yeahp, not even close.

Want a Belarusian serial?

Is it closer?

 

[stakenifes]

Someone made a big mistake when he let foreign journalists near that missile in Kramatorsk.
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It has the same format of serial number as all missiles of the same type that were lunched by ukies for the last 8 years.
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Say it with me - TILL. THE LAST. UKRAINIAN.

Yeah, they had/have a bunch of Russian missiles and this was known. Of course they're gonna have same same serial format?

 

[Aidan]

Bruh.

What? here's what you said.

Fine. Tell me what happens when I post here official Zelensky speech, for example one to the UN about atrociesies in Buch.

I'm sure the fine people of happenings will not start throwing shit that all of this is fake, and staged, but Ukraininas did deserve it anyway.

I said if you did this then pretty much no one would bully you for it. I don't know how you interpreted it but I wasn't saying there isn't any bullying of pro-Ukraine stuff in here.
For example, it was posted that Boris Johnson did an unannounced meeting with Zelensky. Putin's alleged daughter's residence got Ukraine'd up in France. They got some stickers, a little bit was said about it, then people moved on. No one got mad about it being posted and I suspect people actually appreciated it.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Absolutely evil! Ukraine fires Tochka-U missiles at Syria in an attempted false flag!
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They're obviously Ukrainian because of the serial numbers!

obviously, they're from that joint training exercise they had all those years back and that's why they're Ukranian made! Check....WAIT!

yeah, no, if /pol/'s autists in their investigation thread didn't latch onto this theory as definitive, I'm frankly disappointed russia stans would be for this ITT. all one could argue that the serial numbers (in use by both sides) prove is that the option of either side having used it is on the table...discounting all other factors. resume yon chestbeatings.

 

[kuuu]

Want a Belarusian serial?
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Is it closer?

Yeahp, closer. Still not a dozen positions away closer.

 

[White_N]

I'm not sexist or nothing, but getting the people whose job is to have babies and clean the house killed defeats the entire purpose of warfare. This chick not only died for nothing, she won't be a Mommy to any (desperately needed) Ukrainian babies and won't be making any more sandwiches, ever. By playing a man's game and predictably getting slaughtered she's done more harm to her own people than the average Chechen fighter could do in a week of taking potshots at Azov, mash'Allah.

What a waste.
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On the other hand, how else are you going to get your athletic military-veteran gf?

Pro Ukraine thread: polite and well cited.

Pro Russian thread: barbaric hellhole, everyone ripping each other apart like gorillas while pro Ukrainians poach from the sidelines.

Yeah, it is kinda fun.

This thread is so pro-Russian that even our money for copium was stolen by oligarchs.

 

[Aidan]

based on this thread alone Poland is just about ready to bleed hard for this...

Spoiler

in the secret hopes of re-estabilishing the abomination of the Commonwealth once it's all ogre and Ukraine is invariably ruined

It would be hilarious of Poland joins the fight and Ukraine gets split up between Russia and Poland. I mean I'd feel a little bad for the Ukrainians but the absurdity would just be something to behold.

 

[TheTrumanShow]

Letting women in the army is morally no better than arming child soldiers or strapping a gun to a cat

You do realize that every civilized country in the world except the most backwater wahabi shitholes have women in their army?


This includes Russia btw.

 

[UVB-76]

Yeahp, closer. Still not a dozen positions away closer.

Autists online claim the first two numbers are the factory code and third is the year code.
Take that with a grain of salt.

 

[Elbereth]

What? here's what you said.

I said if you did this then pretty much no one would bully you for it. I don't know how you interpreted it but I wasn't saying there isn't any bullying of pro-Ukraine stuff in here.
For example, it was posted that Boris Johnson did an unannounced meeting with Zelensky. Putin's alleged daughter's residence got Ukraine'd up in France. They got some stickers, a little bit was said about it, then people moved on. No one got mad about it being posted and I suspect people actually appreciated it.

I didn't say anything. You pro-Ukraine rabid-posters keep reading stuff that isn't there and getting worked up over it. Funnily enough, I almost added "This place looks very biased so take it with a grain of salt" but felt it was wordy enough and that my lack of faith in the source was implied when I said it was "a random article."

You know, A_Callow_Youth never really said he agrees with memes from /k/.

 

[Aidan]

You know, A_Callow_Youth never really said he agrees with memes from /k/.

/k/ommando memes aren't on par with "Zelensky speech to UN regarding Bucha massacre."

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Really curious what China's gonna do. Their demographics are just as suicidal as any Western country, Russia, Korea and Japan, not even remotely sustainable in the medium term. But they do have the advantage of being a totalitarian dictatorship, so I wonder if they're gonna import millions of Viets and Filipinos, or force Chinese incels at gunpoint to talk to women.

I could see them kindnapping foreign women en masse or at least try to.

Letting women in the army is morally no better than arming child soldiers or strapping a gun to a cat

Some pussies have good aim.

In fact, throughout history, women have been good as snipers and pilots. A rifle is a rifle;, and an airplane is an airplane, whether you have a dick or not. Just don't make them dig trenches and carry the wounded.

Being smaller could be an advantage as well in some circumstances.

It would be hilarious of Poland joins the fight and Ukraine gets split up between Russia and Poland. I mean I'd feel a little bad for the Ukrainians but the absurdity would just be something to behold.

The Poles really want to make up for WWII it seems.

I assume we will get more footage in the morning, so far its the pic of the Russian guy across the river and a bunch of artillery videos. a telegram account has said the offensive is starting and they have been pretty good so far. if its bullshit i will note it as such.

@draggs Yeah the proof is pretty thin at the moment, but this would be in line with the operational shift towards the Kharkov front, plus the massive amount of bombing leading up to today.

I’ve been waiting for Russia to do this for a while. This better not be a cock tease. Again.

 

[Elbereth]

/k/ommando memes aren't on par with "Zelensky speech to UN regarding Bucha massacre."

Neither is posting russia propaganda site and complaing about Ukraine rabbies

 

[Borscht]

I present you a crime scene left behind by some very successful marauders.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Pro Ukraine thread: polite and well cited.

Pro Russian thread: barbaric hellhole, everyone ripping each other apart like gorillas while pro Ukrainians poach from the sidelines.

Yeah, it is kinda fun.

You are mad vatniks are not threadbanned, just admit it, at least the vatniks post videos, the ukraine shills use documents from Fagonymous as source lamo.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

It would be hilarious of Poland joins the fight and Ukraine gets split up between Russia and Poland. I mean I'd feel a little bad for the Ukrainians but the absurdity would just be something to behold.

for once in their history polacks would know the joy of doing the splitting, rather than what's happened to them throughout history:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Ly Erg]

I present you a crime scene left behind by some very successful marauders.

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A wall? Well fuck they got us. Time to head back.