Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

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Why are Ukrainians mad at Russians? Its a mystery.
This thread is 50% gloating over destroying ukrainian cities and murdering/raping/robbing its people and 50% sobbing in rage that ukrainians are being so mean to russia and that its army is refusing to stop killing russian soldiers and blowing up its vehicles en masse.

The elliot rodger school of relationships meets the HOI4 school of beanbag strategists meets the chris chan school of entitlement.
 
This thread is 50% gloating over destroying ukrainian cities and murdering/raping/robbing its people and 50% sobbing in rage that ukrainians are being so mean to russia and that its army is refusing to stop killing russian soldiers and blowing up its vehicles en masse.

The elliot rodger school of relationships meets the HOI4 school of beanbag strategists meets the chris chan school of entitlement.
25% seething from the beaners of Europe
 
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This thread is 50% gloating over destroying ukrainian cities and murdering/raping/robbing its people and 50% sobbing in rage that ukrainians are being so mean to russia and that its army is refusing to stop killing russian soldiers and blowing up its vehicles en masse.

The elliot rodger school of relationships meets the HOI4 school of beanbag strategists meets the chris chan school of entitlement.
Whats funny is how hard the russian side has begun to cope. I said a Month ago from what I was seeing there was no way the Russian offensive on Kiev was going to succeed. Now that its clearly not succeeded the argument has gone from "Yes it will retard" to " Russia never meant to take Kiev retard". I expect once Ukraine recaptures Kherson the new line will be they never meant to keep that city either.
 
Due to the constant missile strikes on Kharkiv, a teacher of one of the oldest universities in Eastern Europe, V. Karazin Kharkiv National University, lectures on literature for students from the cellar. He feels safer there, sirens do not distract from lectures

Russian violinist Pyotr Lundström performed in front of military personnel in Donetsk.

 
I am aware, it comes from a collection of average-to-mildly amusing memes. But you can't deny he IS making his cronies sit at the opposite end of a very, very long table.

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His obsession with making everyone sit at the end of a very long table is amusing to me. I'm kind of surprised he doesn't have his chair sit a few inches higher than the other ones as well.
 
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Me? I think his germophobia has reached terminal stage.
Thats a good photoshop job.
I am aware, it comes from a collection of average-to-mildly amusing memes. But you can't deny he IS making his cronies sit at the opposite end of a very, very long table.

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I actually wonder if he is paranoid that people are being infected with some virus etc. so he is genuinely terrified of being infected or poisoned.

For a guy that has instituted enough ricin kills, I'd say his paranoia is probably justified.
 
Due to the constant missile strikes on Kharkiv, a teacher of one of the oldest universities in Eastern Europe, V. Karazin Kharkiv National University, lectures on literature for students from the cellar. He feels safer there, sirens do not distract from lectures
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Russian violinist Pyotr Lundström performed in front of military personnel in Donetsk.

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Damn, that first one is an impressive dedication to the job. Violinist is pretty talented as well.
 
Why was Jesus and the 12 sitting during the last supper?
They where too drunk stand.
Jesus, continually more shitfaced, then loudly proclaimed "Damn this wine is so good, I've drunk so much my body is literally made of wine hahaha....'BURP'....excuse me." After downing another cup, Jesus said to his bro's "You know, when I am gone you guys should really have a get together, get plastered again like this to remember all the good times we had." He then threw his arm around Peter who was slipping in and out of consciousness and poured him another cup while loudly shouting; "And this fucker here, he's drunk waaaaaaay to much! I bet he won't even remember my name tomorrow!"
 
What's wrong with Scott Ritter?
Ritter is a registered sex offender, having been convicted of unlawful contact with a minor and five other charges in a 2011 trial.[4][2]

Uh oh NATO bros... we've been too cocky
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Turkey stated over a month ago they considered the invasion a war, activating some treaty from the 1930s closing the Bosporus to all warships. Russia tried to argue it was a conflict and that Bosporus should remain open to them.
 
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