That Vegan Teacher / Kadie Karen Diekmeyer - Crazy Vegan Lady, Bane of Gordon Ramsey, Destroyer of Dr. Mike, Vegan Donut, lolcow who tries to save literal cows

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Made it 3 words into the title and made a typo.

Also, she makes almost everyone mad which is kind of based.

@Éamon de Valera read up on the journalistic method of organizing writing -- "upside down pyramid" -- your writing style is not appropriate for a lolcow OP.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Im interested in that n word acronym thing she did. That shit sounds like a comedy bit but according to OP she was serious? Ive gotta see that

 

[Josterman]

Im interested in that n word acronym thing she did. That shit sounds like a comedy bit but according to OP she was serious? Ive gotta see that

I got it right here

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Hey guys, I'd like to thank all of you for your interest in this thread. I hope to see the day when this leaves the prospering grounds. In any event, I have done a big update on the OP by adding in several sections, expanding upon some things, adding videos, etc. However I would really appreciate it if you guys could recommend a proper video editing software so I can properly crop shit. In any event, I look forward to all of your feedback and advice. I will update the OP when I can. God bless.

 

[Snuckening]

"Jesus is vegan now"

Leviticus 1; 1- The LORD called to Moses and spoke to him from the Tent of Meeting. He said, “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘When any of you brings an offering to the LORD, bring as your offering an animal from either the herd or the flock."

Numbers 17: 18 -“But you must not redeem the firstborn of an ox, a sheep or a goat; they are holy. Sprinkle their blood on the altar and burn their fat as an offering made by fire, an aroma pleasing to the LORD.

Numbers 15; 1-3, 1 The LORD said to Moses, 2 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘After you enter the land I am giving you as a home 3 and you present to the LORD offerings made by fire, from the herd or the flock, as an aroma pleasing to the LORD.

Genesis 9; 1-3- Then God blessed Noah and his sons, saying to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth. 2 The fear and dread of you will fall on all the beasts of the earth, and on all the birds in the sky, on every creature that moves along the ground, and on all the fish in the sea; they are given into your hands. 3 Everything that lives and moves about will be meat for you... I now give you everything.

Hate to autistically nit-pick her throw-away references to Jesus, but she should probably become a Buddhist, or Jainist (?), or something- She'd have to ditch 2/3rds of the bible, if she wants it to endorse veganism. The old testament is weirdly fixated on how much Yahweh loves the smell of burning meat. There's literally dozens of verses referencing how much the killing of animals, and smell of meat cooking "pleases" Yahweh. Christianity is a vehemently pro-meat religion.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Hate to autistically nit-pick her throw-away references to Jesus, but she should probably become a Buddhist, or Jainist (?), or something- She'd have to ditch 2/3rds of the bible, if she wants it to endorse veganism. The old testament is weirdly fixated on how much Yahweh loves the smell of burning meat. There's literally dozens of verses referencing how much the killing of animals, and smell of meat cooking "pleases" Yahweh. Christianity is a vehemently pro-meat religion.

Not only that but Jesus Himself endorsed the eating of fish. Remember the miracle where He fed a bunch of people? Yeah, He multiplied bread AND FISH. Not to mention the fact that Catholicism believes that the Eucharist is the Body and Blood of Christ. Eating meat is literally a part of our weekly routine. However she'd probably just dismiss the Eucharist as religious superstition.

Made it 3 words into the title and made a typo.

Also, she makes almost everyone mad which is kind of based.

@Éamon de Valera read up on the journalistic method of organizing writing -- "upside down pyramid" -- your writing style is not appropriate for a lolcow OP.

Could you please elaborate? Also thx for letting me know about the typo. I fixed it.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I would really appreciate it if you guys could recommend a proper video editing software so I can properly crop shit. In any event, I look forward to all of your feedback and advice. I will update the OP when I can. God bless.

I use Hitfilm Express whenever I really need to do editing.

As far as Feedback goes, wasn't there an incident where she started doxing people & got in a ton of trouble over it?

 

[Mayor Adam West]

I use Hitfilm Express whenever I really need to do editing.

As far as Feedback goes, wasn't there an incident where she started doxing people & got in a ton of trouble over it?

I actually haven’t heard about this. I assume this was during the TikTok era. Unfortunately this seems to be the first real attempt to document her other than some YouTube videos. Do you have any references I could use? Also thx I’ll try Hitfilm.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I actually haven’t heard about this. I assume this was during the TikTok era. Unfortunately this seems to be the first real attempt to document her other than some YouTube videos. Do you have any references I could use? Also thx I’ll try Hitfilm.

I'll be honest: I wasn't paying close enough attention to her when she started blowing up. I just feel like that was a thing, but there's so many weirdo Tiktok bitches that they all started looking & sounding the same. Either she did it or that crazy Vax Lady did it.

If it did happen, you could see if Repzilla, Mr Repsion, or Keemstar made a video on it. I know those 3 talked about her quite a bit

 

[Begemot]

Based whitoid, before evil mayo ghouls corrupted things, BIPOC folx lived in harmony with nature, we could speak with animal folx. But then the western 'Enlightenment' demarcated animals and humans and forced us black folx to eat our friends. This hoe knows what's up.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

I'll be honest: I wasn't paying close enough attention to her when she started blowing up. I just feel like that was a thing, but there's so many weirdo Tiktok bitches that they all started looking & sounding the same. Either she did it or that crazy Vax Lady did it.

If it did happen, you could see if Repzilla, Mr Repsion, or Keemstar made a video on it. I know those 3 talked about her quite a bit

Thank you very much. By the way since you’re staff, do you have any other advice that can help me get this thread out of the PG quicker? Like what exactly are the criteria for a thread leaving the PG? Is it activity? Views? Likes? Or just the quality of the OP?

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Could you please elaborate? Also thx for letting me know about the typo. I fixed it.

An effective approach in encyclopedia-style writing (like lolcow OPs) is the Bottom-Line Up Front (BLUF) which closely resembles the inverted pyramid of journalism.

Instead of an abstract, think of the first paragraph of a news article combined with a Wikipedia article. You want to get people's attention AND fill them in with the 5 W's (who, what, when, where, why). The first sentence is particularly important.

"[lolcow name] is a(n) [nationality] [identity 1], [identity 2], ... [identity n] known for [controversy 1], ... [controversy n]."

In lolcow OPs, the intent is to give the reader the necessary details in those first couple of sentences to either walk away understanding who this person is or hook them enough to make them want to read on.

Additional paragraphs are similarly structured, having a thesis telling the reader the importance of the detail or aspect of the story and then filling in with details with the most important or impactful first.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

An effective approach in encyclopedia-style writing (like lolcow OPs) is the Bottom-Line Up Front (BLUF) which closely resembles the inverted pyramid of journalism.

Instead of an abstract, think of the first paragraph of a news article combined with a Wikipedia article. You want to get people's attention AND fill them in with the 5 W's (who, what, when, where, why). The first sentence is particularly important.

"[lolcow name] is a(n) [nationality] [identity 1], [identity 2], ... [identity n] known for [controversy 1], ... [controversy n]."

You want to get people's attention AND give them the necessary details in those first couple of sentences to either walk away understanding who this person is or hook them enough to make them want to read on.

Additional paragraphs are similarly structured, having a thesis telling the reader the importance of the detail or aspect of the story and then filling in with details with the most important or impactful first.

Ok and what do you think about my quips such as:

"Despite looking like she probably lectured JFK on veganism shortly after having sex with him, Kadie Karen Diekmeyer was born a year after he got his brains blown out. Lucky him, he didn't have to suffer like we have."

Is that ok or is that what you were referring to when you said:

@Éamon de Valera read up on the journalistic method of organizing writing -- "upside down pyramid" -- your writing style is not appropriate for a lolcow OP.

Or is it simply just the structure?

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Ok and what do you think about my quips such as:

"Despite looking like she probably lectured JFK on veganism shortly after having sex with him, Kadie Karen Diekmeyer was born a year after he got his brains blown out. Lucky him, he didn't have to suffer like we have."

Is that ok or is that what you were referring to when you said:



Or is it simply just the structure?

There isn't anything inherently wrong with quips but my personal preference is to allow the facts to sort of write the quips themselves.

You know a lolcow is good when a sober retelling is outrageous enough that nothing else needs to really be said. That's not to say that you can't emphasize particular aspects or elements with a little spicier writing.

Ultimately it's your creation, you should be able to have some fun with it.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

There isn't anything inherently wrong with quips but my personal preference is to allow the facts to sort of write the quips themselves.

You know a lolcow is good when a sober retelling is outrageous enough that nothing else needs to really be said. That's not to say that you can't emphasize particular aspects or elements with a little spicier writing.

Ultimately it's your creation, you should be able to have some fun with it.

Thank you for your input. I will take it into account when I have the time to reformat the thing.

 

[Get Fisted]

She is a great subject with what was a lot of content out a couple years ago. Post some of her retarded shit and people will show interest. She's like the Westboro Baptist Church but for animals instead of Christ. How are the people like SSSniperwolf and DrMike linked with this broad? Expand upon their involvements or don't mention them.

 

[Josterman]

She is a great subject with what was a lot of content out a couple years ago. Post some of her retarded shit and people will show interest. She's like the Westboro Baptist Church but for animals instead of Christ. How are the people like SSSniperwolf and DrMike linked with this broad? Expand upon their involvements or don't mention them.

I got a video from SSSniperwolf perspective because someone made a play list with all of the videos.

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA7uDWUfmKirxNtYvv2MszVn4t8hs4HpP

I got repzion’s video.

 

[ViolentDiarrhetic]

Ok and what do you think about my quips such as:

"Despite looking like she probably lectured JFK on veganism shortly after having sex with him, Kadie Karen Diekmeyer was born a year after he got his brains blown out. Lucky him, he didn't have to suffer like we have."

Is that ok or is that what you were referring to when you said:



Or is it simply just the structure?

You're not funny. The first two paragraphs are a terrible introduction to this bitch.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Good subject material, would like to see more.

As a fan of the sweary man I should note that Gordon's surname has two As - Ramsay not Ramsey.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Yeeees I love when this lady shows up in my Tik Tok cringe compilations. I knew she'd end up here eventually.

Does she ever do Tik Tok lives? Those produce great content if you can catch it (examples and shameless plug for the David Fowler thread).