Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

I got liver failure after 1 Twitter profile. I honestly haven't thought about most of these being universal among most transbians, but they make sense. Transbians do make a lot of posts trying to emphasize how cute they are (besides the polyamory) or how womanly they feel. It's a bit unnerving.
it's like they're all the same person, it is unnerving. that i've noticed in this thread there's only been one or two who have mildly different hobbies to the rest. if you go on a dating app and scroll through a list of like 50 normal girls or guys, you'll see a decent amount of diversity in interests and opinions, but all of these ones are fucking identical in nature. how is this possible it's actually freaky
 
it's like they're all the same person, it is unnerving. that i've noticed in this thread there's only been one or two who have mildly different hobbies to the rest. if you go on a dating app and scroll through a list of like 50 normal girls or guys, you'll see a decent amount of diversity in interests and opinions, but all of these ones are fucking identical in nature. how is this possible it's actually freaky
They’re a good example of the NPC meme.
 
how is this possible
Because there are kinds of people who are vulnerable for trooning out. Most troonbians are nerdy, sometimes autistic socially akward weebs. Then there are also the hardcore autogynephilic bdsm fetishists. There isn't much diversity because trooning out is something only certain people with certain problems & mental health issues do. And when thousands of them are infesting an app like HER then it's of course really weird why they all are so similar. But it's not that mysterious. Then there are also fads within the troon community. For example being open for a poly relationship is a must nowadays. That leads to lots of men stating they are poly even tho many actually aren't (at least I think so).
 
if you go on a dating app and scroll through a list of like 50 normal girls or guys, you'll see a decent amount of diversity in interests and opinions, but all of these ones are fucking identical in nature.
It’s true, it’s bizarre- to the point where you could clock them as troons without ever seeing a photo (and this isn’t a thread for them, but this often goes for FTMs too- what group of “men” so uniformly loves Taylor Swift and astrology). It’s like a monoculture grown from cultivating your interests to always be “validated” as your true self- you can’t venture beyond video games, Discord, porn, internet communities or hobbies where you won’t be uplifted/validated, so you end up a carbon copy of all the other men doing the same thing. And they do not interact or talk with a single real girl at length, so their “womanhood” instantly triggers my “flight” response
 
I was in what once was a lesbian bar and is now a run of the mill gay bar with black power/troon rainbows etc. An absolute behemoth of a man, late fifties, lantern jawed in full AGP frilly dress attire did ‘My Guy’ on karaoke. Transvestites are nothing new (which I’m guessing he was), but the idea of this grizzled old geezer pursuing a lesbian sleepover was just chilling.
 
It’s true, it’s bizarre- to the point where you could clock them as troons without ever seeing a photo (and this isn’t a thread for them, but this often goes for FTMs too- what group of “men” so uniformly loves Taylor Swift and astrology). It’s like a monoculture grown from cultivating your interests to always be “validated” as your true self- you can’t venture beyond video games, Discord, porn, internet communities or hobbies where you won’t be uplifted/validated, so you end up a carbon copy of all the other men doing the same thing. And they do not interact or talk with a single real girl at length, so their “womanhood” instantly triggers my “flight” response
Discord is a hive for this, I once watched this dude sat in front of me in a university lecture flirt with about 9 different trannies on Discord in the exact same 'uwu y-you look b-beautiful' typing style. He came out as transgender about a year later to nobody's surprise and today looks exactly like the discord trannies that sent him lewd selfies at uni, and exactly like the profiles in this thread. It's uncanny
 
I was inspired by this thread.
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Discord is a hive for this, I once watched this dude sat in front of me in a university lecture flirt with about 9 different trannies on Discord in the exact same 'uwu y-you look b-beautiful' typing style. He came out as transgender about a year later to nobody's surprise and today looks exactly like the discord trannies that sent him lewd selfies at uni, and exactly like the profiles in this thread. It's uncanny
Its weird how they look, act, and think like a hive mind. What’s really funny is how they tend to be filthier and more unkempt compared to the average male.
 
He came out as transgender about a year later to nobody's surprise and today looks exactly like the discord trannies that sent him lewd selfies at uni, and exactly like the profiles in this thread.
hesitated between Agree and Feels there. Imagine wasting your college years on.. that.

the wildest shit is they somehow believe their online LARPing as girls is real. From lolcow Erin Reed-
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His HER profile to stay on topic. He’s trying to be stealth, so he’s not the uwu catgirl type. But he won’t be your unicorn ok?? stop begging! 🌙
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it's like they're all the same person, it is unnerving. that i've noticed in this thread there's only been one or two who have mildly different hobbies to the rest. if you go on a dating app and scroll through a list of like 50 normal girls or guys, you'll see a decent amount of diversity in interests and opinions, but all of these ones are fucking identical in nature. how is this possible it's actually freaky
I guess I'm a softie, but it's the ones with mildly different hobbies that kind of give me feels. A couple of them even seemed sort of interesting to have a beer and shoot the shit with, were it not for the "trans women are women and anyone who thinks otherwise is a TERF who deserves to be flayed and salted" rhetoric. It makes me wonder what went wrong to so irreparably break something in their brains.
 
B-B-B-Buckle up, continuing the HER archive dump

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"the goth girl of your dreams"
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man mitts:
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watch out, Spicy Straights coming through!:
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non-op, very angry, great combo:
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the disgusting, foul hoarder nests that MTFs live in could be a thread unto itself. if you're actually women, prove it to me by operating a vacuum.
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this delusional creep is hyperbolichamber on Reddit.
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highlights from this 6'5" hulking "nonbinary transbian" textbook horrorshow:
  • trooned out because he was jealous of his pregnant wife
  • waited to tell his (based) wife he's a woman until the divorce was final
  • has BPD, crippling depression
  • unemployed
  • 42 and lives with his mommy
  • on disability, but lots of posts about spending money on weed
  • believes he is a late-bloomer lesbian
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this man is physically repulsive, terrifying, and I will not be shamed into calling him a woman under any circumstances.
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"Brittney" looks like a monster. Fucking terrifying! That hideous face and these ugly, dead eyes. Omg. Sometimes you look at people and know that it would be better for everyone if they were dead.

Either this man is actually evil & sadistic or so autistic & awkward that he doesn't know how to make a face that's not fucking disturbing.
 
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